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why do I always fall in love with psychopaths and assholes
Agusty
Jeff Satur — Dum Dum (Unchained Live Version)
Welcome to my reactions to cyberpunk characters when I first got the game.
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Johnny Silverhand
Me only every seeing the one cyberpunk trailer: I bet we are gonna have to fight Johnyn at the end of the game I bet he's the last boss.
My V getting threatened by Johnny: haha jokes on you now I'm horny.
Me meeting johnny in game: look at this sad Rockerboy who just wants to fuck.
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Takemura Goro
Me hiding with Jackie: quite man we will get found!
Goro walking on screen wirh bright red terminator eyes.
Me: fuck he's just my type.
-later-
Goro slapping V across the face: Quite!
Me: yes sir, as daddy pleases.
-later-
Me: gods I just want to take you on a date and let you have some real food, do you like want to come and stay in my apartment goro? Cans I please give you a kiss.
Me at end game: fuck it sorry guys I'm goignwirh Arasaka to please my man.
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Jackie welles
Me meeting Jackie: I love you so much you are my world.
Me: if anything happens to Jackie I'm going ape shit.
Me watch misty and Jackie: gods I love you both so much look at you go, I'm so proud of both of you.
Me crying: HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO ME!! TO JAKCIE. IM GOIGN TO RIOT!!
Me softly crying about looking Jackie: I miss you man.
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Kerry Eurodyne
Me meeting Kerry in Johnnys opening : look at this sweet rocker babe he's hot, rip I most likely can't romance him he's probably really old.
Me breaks into Kerry's house with Johnny: hahaha this so fun so who's house is this?
Me meeting older Kerry ○w○: oh pretty older man still bet I can't romance him just like all the others ;-;
Me helps Kerry with jobs and goes to his show: ;-; I'm so proud of this man like fuck I don't care if I can do anything else.
Me goes on boat with Kerry: Yoooo wait I can romance him?!?!?!?? FUCK YEA!!!! I LOVE YOU KERRY
Me at the end: I just want to see my husband ;-; ring ring. "Hey babe"
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Viktor Vector
Me: Vik is my dad :)
Me now: Vik is daddy :)
Me: let me romance dilf doc man!!
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Oda sandayu
Me: Who's this asshole, Goro don't let him talk to you like that beat his ass.
Me meeting him in full armor: fuck me please, like what do I have to do for you man?.
Me later: :) good to see you are still alive handsome.
Me now: if I don't get Oda content I will die
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Hanako Arasaka
Me meeting her: 😍😍 please my lady do as you please I'm at your service.
Me: why do I have to fall for an Arasaka?
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Bryce Mosley
Me: I'm gonna beat his ass senseless
Him give a me facts and helps me: oh well you could always fuck me instead.
Me now missing him: Bryce please call me back
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Dum dum.
Me: you scare me man
Me now: :) hey want to hang out I think our cool and I wanna be friends!!
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I'll make. A part two at some point
I freaking love his energy!!!! also cool that Jeff satur is there
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LB 21: Fever
Day 18 of #30comicsdays
Jeff Satur — Dum Dum (Unchained Live Version)
cause I just wanna dream, I just wanna drink
I'm a pop-blues singer, glam-bam zinger
Chapters: 14/? Fandom: Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game), Cyberpunk: Edgerunners (Anime) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Dum Dum (Cyberpunk 2077)/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Dum Dum (Cyberpunk 2077), Simon ''Royce'' Randall, V (Cyberpunk 2077), Declan "Brick" Griffin, Johnny Silverhand, Jackie Welles, Gustavo Orta, Misty Olszewski, Mama Welles (Cyberpunk 2077), The Valentinos (Cyberpunk 2077), The Maelstrom Gang (Cyberpunk 2077), 6th Street (Cyberpunk 2077), The Tyger Claws (Cyberpunk 2077), The Moxes (Cyberpunk 2077), The Scavengers (Cyberpunk 2077), The Aldecaldos, The Voodoo Boys (Cyberpunk 2077), The Animals (Cyberpunk 2077), The Wraiths (Cyberpunk 2077), Rogue Amendiares, Judy Alvarez, River Ward, Yorinobu Arasaka, Saburo Arasaka Additional Tags: Arasaka - Freeform, Militech, corpos, Cyberpunk, Cyborgs, Dark Romance, NSFW, Night city, Spicy Summary:
Who said Night City, the city of futuristic chaos and turmoil couldn't have a great badass story centering around everyone's favorite Maelstrom member, Dum Dum and an original Valentinos character, Foxie who is a beautiful spicy assassin who is a great pickpocket and despises men.
This NSFW story is a spin-off of my Edgerunners2077 series, starting after the Totentanz Arc.
TRIGGER WARNINGS: Sexual Content, Drug Abuse, Graphic Language, Gore.
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