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I head canon Peter and Darcy (Rachel or not) quoting memes and vines even when it doesn’t make sense. Meanwhile Scott and Monica just like: “Wanda please abduct these two idiots again”
I don’t like the Darcy/Rachel theory, but I do like the thought of Monica and Darcy meeting at a young age. Then Carol and Maria are friends with the X-Men and visit the mansion, so DarMonica both get dragged along. My AU is basically just any characters I like are friends. Peter: Darcy!
Darcy: What the fuck, Richard! Hi, Uncle P!
Monica: Please take them away, Wanda.
Scott: Please. Any universe is good.
Wanda: Don’t look at me!
Wanda: *looks at the camera like she’s on the office* I’m very different from the cishet whitewashed Wanda who abducted my brother last time!
Scott: Who is she talking to?
Monica: There’s a cishet whitewashed Wanda?
Wanda: Earth-199999 was the earth whose Wanda stole Peter. Earth-199999′s Wanda is white, not trans, and straight.
Monica: Weird.
1/3: even when you’ve lost yourself
The story of a boy who chased the sunset until it chased him. Never quite sure about his placement or where he’s been in this pink world or why nothing ever made sense. He knew that he had loved and had been loved, but had no chronological order to place it: All he knew was that he woke up everyday, bleeding with amnesia and the case of new memories that he had tendencies to mistake for fiction.” -Jaden Smith, SYRE
“You may forget, but let me tell you this: someone in some future time will think of us.” -Sapphos, The Art of Loving Women
maria: so… you like cats?
carol: yeah
maria: *tries to impress her by slowly pushing a glass off the table*