Date 11 August 2024 - Tumblr Posts
6 months ago
Odysseus everytime he’s in a disguise: Who?? Odysseus? That handsome man? That sexy young fellow? That strapping soldier? That godlike hero? That cunning trickster? That man of wealth and beauty? That kingly man? I heard he’s super cool. I hear he was born in Egypt. I mean Crete. I mean Same.
The suitors: what
Odysseus: And he killed a million guys and he’s super rich and he’s coming home to his hot wife. Right now.
Antinous: what
Odysseus: Arrow.
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