Del Lasco - Tumblr Posts

Del: *giving Clancy advice on how to deal with bullies* A positive and a negative charge combined is neutral,so, if someone is negative towards you...........cHOP THEM IN THE THROAT THIS AIN'T PHYSICS

Del Lasco from the Ruby Redfort series was the gayest gay there ever was and she had the hOts for Red Monroe and that’s the ONLY TEA THERE IS !!!!!!!

Elliot: FOUR MONTHS

Ruby: what's he talking about?

Del: its really not that big of a deal

Elliot: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

Vapona: say yes to drugs

Del: say no to drugs

Ruby: it doesn't matter what you tell drugs

Ruby: because if you're talking to drugs you're taking drugs

Elliot, putting honey into his tea: yeah get into the leaf juice you sexy bee sauce

Del:

Del: do you take constructive criticism?

Elliot: no.

Clancy: ARE YOU -

Del: fucking

Clancy: - KIDDING ME?!

Hitch: ...what?

Del: he's not allowed to swear at public events, so I've volunteered to help him out

Ruby: I think you just really like saying fuck for no reason

Del: that does not diminish the importance of my job