Elliot Finch - Tumblr Posts

Elliot: FOUR MONTHS

Ruby: what's he talking about?

Del: its really not that big of a deal

Elliot: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

Elliot: hey ruby

Ruby: hey Finch

Clancy: sup rube

Ruby: what's up clance

Beetle: he-

Ruby: back off. I'm dismantling the patriarchy this year and I'm not afraid to start with you.

*air horn sound*

*second air horn sound*

Elliot: this isn't deodorant

Elliot, putting honey into his tea: yeah get into the leaf juice you sexy bee sauce

Del:

Del: do you take constructive criticism?

Elliot: no.