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🔥bang!🔫

🔥bang!🔫

🔥bang!🔫

Check your backgrounds people

This bitch better not.

If you hit that you’ll be high for a week straight

I am so sorry

‼️ ELIKSNI SOCKS ‼️

‼️ ELIKSNI SOCKS ‼️

The Witness is reeeeally lucky there was no wind inside the Traveller

Ok so a bit of a backstory

Two people in my clan found out how to push Crota off the balcony, so that you won’t have to do the damage phase, and started to offer their “pushing services” to my other clanmates. They did it for a day or two, and today one of them sent the first screenshot to general, quoting “he won’t come down”

I came through with this

Hey guys, was wondering if any of you had any d2 related ships/otps that weren’t getting enough art?

May or may not be taking requests 👀

Tune a dirt bike? Not a problem. Maintain a spaceship? Easy-peasy. But Traveler forbid a sparrow makes a rktktk sound.

Also does anybody have a spare sparrow Nezabud could use?

A story

“Alright, Ghost. We’ll stop by Eververse before heading to Io. I need to get a few bounties off my chest.”

I transmat down to the designated spawnpoint in the Tower. The usual spot- In the middle of the plaza, with a clear view of our beautiful Traveller.

I stop.

My hands instinctively reach for the solar grenades strapped to my belt.

Shit.

Blue saw me.

City rules say no powers near civvies who could get in the way. No barrelrolling, no solar flashes to run with. Nothing.

I do what any Hunter would do.

In a flash of flame, I summon my Golden Gun.

“Ghost? Get ready for transmat, on my signal. We’ll hit up Eververse some other time.”

Ghost chirps over the comset. “Guardian? What are you doing...? Guardian?”

I smile at Zavala. Raising the flaming barrel to my chin, I give him the single-finger salute.

“Go.”

The shot rings out across the plaza. Civvies scramble for shelter, screaming about the Legion.

~———~

I respawn in the cockpit next to Ghost. I shake my head and reach into my mouth, feeling for the bullet hole.

“Holy shit, I forgot how much Supers hurt. Been awhile since I took a Golden Gun to the head.”

“What with you hating the Crucible, I can see how that’s possible.”

“Shut up. I’m ‘bout the only Hunter here in the airspace who hates it.”

~———~

“XBS?”

I smile as my fireteam voices their concerns over the coms.

“What happened down there? I heard someone’s Super go off!”

“Nah, just a close call with Blue, nothing much.”

“XBS?”

“Yeah?”

“You didn’t kill yourself in the Plaza again, did you?”

“You know the Sweeper Bots hate having to clean up after us.”

I laugh as I set the ship’s destination to Io. I flick the Pre-Golden Age figurine on the dash and stare as its chipped, plastic head bobbles back and forth.

“Yeah, well, until either Blue stops harassing every Hunter he sees or a Bot comes and kicks my ass, that’s staying as Plan A.”

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I declare all Thursdays in Season of Dawn to be Taken Thursdays.

Every Thursday, flood the destiny meme tag with Taken memes

I’ll make a slideshow and keep building it until the Season of Dawn ends

I declare all Thursdays in Season of Dawn to be Taken Thursdays.

Every Thursday, flood the destiny meme tag with Taken memes

I’ll make a slideshow and keep building it until the Season of Dawn ends

Taken Thursday

I declare all Thursdays in Season of Dawn to be Taken Thursdays.

Every Thursday, flood the destiny meme tag with Taken memes

I’ll make a slideshow and keep building it until the Season of Dawn ends

the chances of an Exo named Covid-19 existing aren’t zero

@firewarrior123x CB was most likely that kind of person according to the lore, so.... you’re not wrong....

the chances of an Exo named Covid-19 existing aren’t zero

Do NOT abandon son

do NOT leave the post to avenge son

If possible, do NOT become a gun- it will come back to haunt me

profit

I just used a pivotal antagonistic character since it’s debatable if Oryx or the Darkness itself is the real villain in D1

You're teleported into your favorite video game, but you're in the body of the main antagonist now. Luckily for you, you keep all your knowledge about the video game. How do you go about defeating the main protagonist?

I think I committed Hunter Heresy™️

(also, that’s supposed to say “not stonks,” but I couldn’t find the angry version of the dude)

Titan vs Hunter sketch was inspired by shitposts on the DnDestiny server

Cursed DnDestiny idea

a guardian who has a compulsive need to monch everything

Every Exo I draw has this face and I love it

can’t stop thinking about exos with the owo face

some of the best tags so far

the chances of an Exo named Covid-19 existing aren’t zero