Diana Has Given Up - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
There are two types of couples
Flash: hey everyone! Me and Hal are officially dating
Wonder woman: congratulations!!
Clark: I knew it! See I wasn't lying when I told you guys that I saw them holding hands.
Diana: that's cute
Arthur: I also saw Barry trying to kiss Hal with hot Cheetos crumbs
Diana: ok now that's not cute
Bruce: me and Clark are going to get married tomorrow. You all are invited.
Diana: wow..straight up marriage? Still congratulations!!
Hal Jordan: wait, you guys were even dating?
Diana: what makes you question that?
Hal: I saw him punching supes with a Kryptonite ring
Arthur: even I saw them.
Diana: you also saw him punching?
Arthur: Yeah, I saw them punching each other with...their lips
Hal: ew..
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