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Damian helps his siblings with School.
You know how older siblings usually help younger siblings with their homework/classwork? Now, usually, Damian being the youngest of like, 7, if you include Stephanie, he would need and receive the most help, right?
WRONG.
Damian is canonically very book smart, so headcanon he's the one helping Duke, and maybe Tim if he gets into school. Like, sure Tim is REALLY smart, but school-studies are pretty different. Geography? History? Biology? hell, even some maths, Tim needs the help, and he'll even take it from Damian!
Duke is really smart, he is, but he could use some help, and Damian already has no problem with his homework and is pretty free, he'll take the chance of letting Damian help!
now he's trapped. There's no getting out of it.
Hell, he might even help Stephanie sometimes, for chapters/subjects she's having trouble with.
And, well, they pass the subjects, but at what cost?
"Are you STUPID? i JUST told you the formula to solve this, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FORGOT IT THOMAS??? DO YOU NEED ME TO BEAT IT IN YOU?"
"I knew you were incompetent, Drake, BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THOUGHT ALASKA WAS THE SMALLEST STATE????? SHOW ME THE SOURCE YOU FOUND THIS INFORMATION- you FOUND IT ON YOUTUBE????"
"So, you think the Romans and Greeks??? were the same??? ...gET OUT OF MY SIGHT- GO BACK TO FUCKING 3RD GRADE, BROWN, YOUR NOT PASSING HISTORY"