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augh... i need to actually write some.... I've been so unmotivated aughhhh

honestly divinity: original sin 2 has me kind of inspired, not gonna lie... arcaes/fane fic when...... or honestly even ifan/fane... ough,,,,, hang on wait,,,,,, ifanxfane my brain is huge

DIVINITY: ORIGINAL SIN II SCENERY ➸ [2/?]

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Divinity Original Sin 2:

The Gang:

Fane - Undead Wizard

Divinity - Dwarven Ranger

The Red Prince - Lizard Fighter

Lohse - Human Enchanter

Fane in a fancy shirt, a concept brought to you by @faneposting-my-beloved and @laytonsgal

... I guess I'm a simp for fane now, thanks guys

*casts bless*

a shocking revelation

Don’t fucking touch my cat

guys 

it takes every bit of my willpower to not howl with laughter right now

Anyway, the undead in D:OS2 are really cute and I love them.

this game. is so good

Yooo, Divinity: Original Sin 2 is fucking wild y’all. 

Went to a tavern, accidentally asked what kind of adult entertainment they had available (the dialogue was cryptic. In my defence, I thought I was asking for drugs), and that’s how I found out the tavern apparently doubled as a brothel. Then, because this guy was hyping the ‘experience’ like a motherfucker (and to be honest, because I never do this stuff in RPGs (I’m a complete lawful good) and wanted to switch things up a little), I hesitated for a second and then thought ‘fuck it’. Paid the guy some coin and then I was apparently ready to have a wonderful night with an exquisite lizard of unknown gender (when he asked my preference, I told him to surprise me).  

So…I thought the screen would fade to black and that the game would teleport me back to the common room, perhaps ‘refreshed’, and that would be that.

It didn’t.

It made me RP through the awkward introductions and seduction part of the whole entire endeavour. I had to go up to that room and play-act with this lizard about how he was such a ‘naughty boy’, because he was my ‘gardener’ and had ‘slipped into some silken robes’ that weren’t his while ‘watering the plants’ in ‘my’ bedroom. 

Someone wrote this script. The voice actors had to act out this script. The narrator had to narrate this thing, 

I was alone in my living room but I was just laughing and trying to hide my face in embarrassment as this fucking game was just 100% shaming my dialogue choices, holy shit. I thought the worst was over when the narrator finally narrated the fuck out of a line about how my ‘world exploded … in ecstasy” and the screen finally faded to black.

But no.

No no no.

I wake up naked in bed, next to my lover, and there’s a bunch of shady dwarves surrounding my bed, just staring at me as I’m waking up, all dressed in black robes like a bunch of creepy gremlins. I’m literally wondering whether I’m about to get sacrificed to a local cult or something, but then they inform me they’re going to take all my stuff, thank you very much. 

This whole thing was just a shake-down. A ruse to rob their customers. 

Now I’m naked in this tavern after having to go through that excruciating porn-dialogue, and all my stuff is gone, surrounded my a bunch of creepy dwarves and I can’t defend myself all alone, because they made sure all my companions left the room before we got down to business. 

What the fuck. 

This game shamed me so hard you guys. Mistakes were made.

When an enemy turns ME into a chicken

I’m regular ol’ Mister Frankestein, carrying bits of bodies stuffed in my rucksack all around Rivellon. The descriptions are, as always, gold.

“Perfect game dialogue doesn’t exi- “ 

dos2 dialogue is a gift

My entire Divinity: Original Sin 2 experience has been fire everywhere, some poison puddles, fire, my ally turning people into chickens, and more fire. What doesn’t explode in this game?