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Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) dir. John Francis Daley, Jonathan Goldstein

The ideal ship dynamic is a tall, gorgeous, talented brunette with a disregard for social cues, who stands apart even among their own people, and a slightly traumatized Chris Pine

ive now watched the movie and it turns out that's his name

That was literally my first response. The movie was fucking godly lol

Okay so I just saw the new Dungeons and Dragons movie

gotta say from the moment they went with the "let's dive out the window onto the Aarakocra" plan even as the council was like "WE PARDONED YOU" I knew it would be great because that is the exact kind of stupidity a D&D party would get up to

"So, Xenk has left your party."

"Bullshit, I'm rolling perception."

"... He's just walking away. [Xenk player], anything you want to add?"

"He's going in a straight line. Straightest you've ever seen."

"Isn't he going towards a rock?"

"And? He goes right over it."

[Party laughing]

"Thank you, [Xenk Player]. Now, Simon, you have the helmet..."

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Daley

@va1iant-viridity

The Boyyyy

Can we talk about this glorious beast? Themberchaud was my favorite part of the film!! ❤️

dungeons & dragons: honor among thieves + text posts bonus:

Right, but Edgin makes Xenk flower crowns.

That's an obvious lie, it's obviously Forge/Jarnathan

Xedgin this Xedgin that. don't lie to yourselves Edgin/Jarnathan is the real OTP