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“dan and donna are married” “dan and donna are close friends”

no. they fucking HATE each other.

they want one another dead.

they’re very neutral to one another on air, but the moment the camera turns off? they are clawing at one another like cats, they’re swearing and yelling at each other, they’re making petty comments towards one another.

they cannot STAND eachother.

and that. THAT is why dan agrees with jerry that donna is killer in hatchet town.

they are praying for one another’s downfall.

Donna: Oh, and we're back Dan did you have a good commercial break?

Dan: Well any day I get to stare into your eyes is a good day to me.

Donna: Oh, you!

*Playfully shoves Dan a little.*

Dan: Ooh, have you been working out?

Donna: Oh, come on now, we have to do the news.

Dan: Ok, you go first.

Donna: No, you go first.

Dan: No, you.

Donna: Ok. *Switches from playful to serious* A headless dead corpse was found in the bottom of a well early this morning. Officials say the body has not been identified, but it was 100% strangled.

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