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BOO. I am Dan Reynolds.
“dan and donna are married” “dan and donna are close friends”
no. they fucking HATE each other.
they want one another dead.
they’re very neutral to one another on air, but the moment the camera turns off? they are clawing at one another like cats, they’re swearing and yelling at each other, they’re making petty comments towards one another.
they cannot STAND eachother.
and that. THAT is why dan agrees with jerry that donna is killer in hatchet town.
they are praying for one another’s downfall.
The man is COMMITED
hi i never noticed til i saw it pointed out on tv tropes that joey literally goes and shaves his moustache during the witch in the web. the commitment
Donna: Oh, and we're back Dan did you have a good commercial break?
Dan: Well any day I get to stare into your eyes is a good day to me.
Donna: Oh, you!
*Playfully shoves Dan a little.*
Dan: Ooh, have you been working out?
Donna: Oh, come on now, we have to do the news.
Dan: Ok, you go first.
Donna: No, you go first.
Dan: No, you.
Donna: Ok. *Switches from playful to serious* A headless dead corpse was found in the bottom of a well early this morning. Officials say the body has not been identified, but it was 100% strangled.
THE LITTLE PETE IN THE MIDDLE IM CRYING
some npmd sketches!!
i always feel like such a 12 year old fangirl who laughs at the most overused jokes of the fandom but
“I’ve never known darker times and I covered the protests live at the Hatchetfield kennels. I am Dan Reynolds.”
makes me giggle every time i love the starkid rickroll
hi i never noticed til i saw it pointed out on tv tropes that joey literally goes and shaves his moustache during the witch in the web. the commitment
They would like to ask you a question
Ramses' wheel-generated Hachetfield deathmatch
Round 1
Bout 4
This is easily the hardest scenario I've had to come up with so far, but here goes. Dan is covering a the opening of a highly anticipated high-end establishment and interviewing people in the area about it, he starts interviewing Ruth but she misunderstands something he says and think she's been invited to dinner there by a mystery admirer, Dan makes the mistake of trying to clear up the misunderstanding which sends Ruth into a blind rage and it's on.
(In the middle of the eclipse.)
IVE NEVER KNOWN DARKER TIMES AND I’VE COVERED THE PROTESTS LIVE AT THE HATCHETFIELD KENNEL! I AM DAN REYNOLDS!!!
imagine dragons is a nostalgic band for me ok
Get you someone who looks at you like Dan looks at Wayne.
i'm a trans boy.
i suck at sports.
but trans ppl deserve to play sports.
just not me.
i hate sports.
The fact that OneRepublic and Imagine Dragons released new albums within a week of each other is pretty sexy I think
Had to lose my way // To know which road to take
This song has such a cool and different vibe. The cover art for this song (shown in the video) is perfect as well, because every time I listen to this song it brings me to a place like that. Love this song from Imagine Dragons and hope they do more like this in the future.
First things first, Imma say all the words inside my head // I’m fired up and tired of the way that things have been
Love this song from Imagine Dragons so much! The vibe of this song is a lot closer to Night Visions ID as opposed to Smoke + Mirrors ID, which is the sound that I fell in love with. I love the lyrics of this song, as with all Imagine Dragons songs, and I love the almost theatrical vibe that they bring to their songs with their big production and drums.
Pov: You’re covering the protest line at the Hatchetfield Kennel
