Mess With The Pupper And You Become Supper

mess with the pupper and you become supper 

Diluc: *Massacring Fatui loyalists by the hundreds*

Columbina: What do we do with him?

Arlecchino: Why don't I want him dead?

Sandrone: He looks like he needs therapy... should we give him therapy?

Pantalone: I think he's cute

Capitano (Crepus): Indeed. Therapy it is.

Signora: I'll go with whatever the Regrator says (Inspired by the fact that I HC her as having a soft spot for him because he looks like he could be the child of her and her husband)

Diluc: *Confused as fuck but now covered in blood*

Adelinde and Elzer: *Concerned*

(Pulcinella, Pierro and Dottore were excluded on purpose)

I'm divided between Merry/Pippen (COUSINS, ACTUAL BIOLOGICAL COUSINS) and Elrond/Erestor (Employee/Boss)

They're both so bad-

reasoning in the tags!

Kalecgos' weird magic harness has two functions.

One, to hold the actually important and powerful enhancer on his chest. It makes him stronger and generally improves his already god-like abilities.

And two, to make him look slutty as fuck and it is succeeding

Some important cross-server ball hosted by King Ren

Hausemaster: X did you give him permission to rule like that?

Xisuma: Nope

Pyro: Do you want us to do something about it?

Xisuma: Nope

Kenzie: We are 100% on board with doing something about it.

Xisuma: I've already broken the minds of five of his servants and guards using my Void magic. All I had to to was speak to them. Once he figures out that something like me has it out for him, he'll go running for the hills and all will be business as usual.

Tristan: You are a horrible person.

Xisuma: And that's coming from you?

Sauron and Morgoth: *Torture Maedhros for 30 years*

Maedhros: *Does not break, does not give them what they want*

Elrond: *Less than a second of puppy eyes* Please?

Maedhros: Fuck *Hands over Simarils* *Hands over all mortal possessions* *Hands over soul* *Hands over relatively ok childhood*

Morgoth: *Shocked pikachu face*

Sauron: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!