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5 years ago
You Are Point Blank With This Light. Rather, You Were It Is Trying To Pull You Away, And I Think Its

“You are point blank with this light. Rather, you were— it is trying to pull you away, and I think it’s sort of gaining some ground, and you desperately try to paddle against the current, and then just grab the Narf blaster and sort of twirl it around you on its strap, and let a dart fly. “And then, Aubrey and Duck, you see from outside Ned’s silhouette pull out the Narf blaster, and then you see, just for a moment, a sharp light leave Ned’s silhouette and enter the light at the peak of the water mountain.”


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1 year ago

I’m relistening to Amnesty (for the third time? yes) and the thing that gets me every time is how much I love Kepler. I’m not from WV, but I am from a small mountain town where people have accents and everyone is connected, however tenuously.

The love that the characters and the boys have for Kepler means so much to me. It makes me feel seen, here in the middle of nowhere.

So does the MBMBAM TV show, but this is a post about Amnesty.


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1 year ago

Rotating Duck Newton around in my brain. French-onion-soup-loving, middle-aged, skitching-on-the-back-of-a-cop-car local beefcake. Tired of this Shit™️ motherfucker who was given a TALKING SWORD by an otherworldly mentor, which he then promptly foisted upon his friendly neighborhood huckster. Ily Duck Newton and your insistence upon continuing to exist, and your panic button and your enchanted bike helmet. Ily for refusing to kill Billy, and ily for refusing to do anything BUT kill the alien judgement hive mind. Ily Duck Newton.


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9 months ago

sorry man its nothing personal but if i dont kill you my cursed sword will call me a pussy


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6 months ago

sorry for being indecisive, I haven’t had any prophetic dreams to guide me in a while


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6 years ago
Ive Been Bingeing The Adventure Zone Amnesty.

I’ve been bingeing the adventure zone amnesty….


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6 years ago
Look Into My Eyes Duck Newton I Will See You Tomorrow.

“Look into my eyes Duck Newton… I will see you tomorrow.”


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4 years ago
My @thecandlenightszone Exchange Gift For Itstaakofromtv Whos On Twitter But Ill Post It Here As Well,,,

My @thecandlenightszone exchange gift for itstaakofromtv who’s on Twitter but I’ll post it here as well,,,

Just some amnesty trio in some much needed down time


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