Dumb As Hell - Tumblr Posts

Sorry but if someone beat me ALMOST to death with a crowbar, and then I died in an explosion (and then came back to life obvi) I'd be sooooo annoyed if I made a beat to death by a crowbar joke and someone was like um actually it was the smoke inhalation from the explosion that did you in- like I'm sorry bitchboy but I think the crowbar with hours of torture was a bit more everlasting in the memory than the few seconds of explosion

gay people are so stupid because why did andre close his eyes while he was driving like cal told him to… what the fuck