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Sinner
Yay yay yay!! Katana makes me SO SAD ugh. Anyways, I had fun!!! You can see the wip here!!
Under the cut, have a close up or two, because Tumblr will crunch the quality.
I know he’s kind of a polarizing character, but I have to say, Elias Bouchard truly is Iconic. When you hear the twist of “the boring middle manager was actually secretly an evil eldritch monster the whole time!” you sort of assume that the boring middle manager persona was just a facade, but no, he really does seem to just enjoy dull administrative work. He’s both exactly as boring as he seems on the surface and profoundly fucked up in ways you couldn’t imagine. He’s practically omniscient and playing 4-D chess with everyone, but he responds to even slight hiccups in his elaborate scheme with acts of extreme violence. He beats an old man to death with a metal pipe and when someone brings it up later he goes, “Yeah I may have overreacted there.” His employees are constantly trying to murder him. He broke out of prison just so he could give a dramatic monologue. He had a weird gay thing going on with seemingly every man he met in the past 200 years. He loves scheduling.
and if you leave me, rest assured it would kill me
Hear me out: Throat fucking Deep
(I'm doing tingz on Chai (the ai app) and that shit is g o o d.)
No ANON IM GOING DOWN WITH THISSSS
OH GOD YES. (You're so brave....)
He'd look up at you with his big and blue watery eyes, gagging and choking on your cock as he struggles to keep you down. He'd be so embarrassed, his gills fluttering as he struggles to breathe, his poor weeping cock standing proud as he whines. He'd try and scratch at your thighs, but Everytime he tried you'd thrust extra hard, making him crumble again.
He'd swallow your cum with shame, tears streaming down his face as he looks up at you. He'd be mumbling apologies, looking away so bashfully. He'd be so ashamed....
OH GOD. I NEED TO GRILL HIM.
number sixteen: oh hello, redson
Oh God please no have mercy on me
number seventeen: put-out cat
Feed him to the piranhas.
no i don’t want your man i’m not even sure why u want your man
in another universe you actually knew when my birthday was.
in another universe, you still wished me a happy birthday.
I really do think that ONE hit the nail on the head when he made reigen. he's a conman. when things aren't going his way his immediate reaction is to beat the other person up and it somehow always works. he violates every working law immaginable. he is so unreasonably lucky for no reason. his best friends are an autistic middle schooler, an evil spirit and an ex-terrorist. he pays his workers pennies and is worried theyll join a union. he lives in a shitty one bedroom apartment. he gets drunk off of no alcohol. hes constantly surrounded by other autistic middle schoolers. he has no real, functioning adult friends. he has a license but hasn't used it in 10 years, and when he did use it, it was to take a bunch of kids to meet aliens. he's written his own biography. God hates him. his family hates him. he hates himself. and yet there's a psychic kid with a bowl cut who looks up to him with nothing but admiration. he throws salt at evil spirits and people if they annoy him. he would protect his students no matter what, and has almost died multiple times to help them. the only thing that makes him happy are dogs. in fact, he had a dog before, and it was eaten. he's canonically sexy and depressed, but also very, very ugly and sweaty. he's tried to shoot and kill a man not because he was super evil and trying to take over the world, but because he was hurting his kid. he was told he would go to hell and couldn't care less. he met real aliens and all he could think about was how he was gonna pay his bills. he has god awful posture. he smokes cigarettes but never smokes in front of the kids. he wrote his will by age 29. all the animators wanna fuck him. he gets no bitches canonically. he's ONEs favorite character but he always makes him want to kill himself. he was doxxed. he was cancelled on Twitter. he entered a wack a mole competition and won 4th place. children make fun of him. he describes himself with having motherly love. no one likes him. everyone loves him. the anime designer draws him starting from his ass -> waist -> back because "it's like running your tongue over his body". his theme song sounds like a mario kart course track. he's so utterly pathetic.
plus he's just a genuinely good person and he's one of the best characters ONEs ever created??? genius.
You little fucker.
Hahahjshohosuhoshushiwius(biw
Subspace design, Hope he dies from rot </3
Cant explain to u how much im a whore for gap moe. The bigger the gap moe the more batshit insane i get. I get feral and froth at the mouth and go on all fours and start barking like an animal. I turn into a complete fool.
So do u understand how they made this mf with this intimidating unsettling ass design
((Wtf is he so huge for...))
To act like this 95% of the time
And like this 5% of the time
While having all this ominous shit hinted about him
When in-game his sussy-ness is just subtle enough to be completely missed by many people (INCLUDING ME),
Do u understand how he is like the BIGGEST FUCKING PILE OF COKE to me??
Red spring studio was so crazy for this. Their creature has hijacked what brain cell I had left. I wasn't normal before but I'm even less normal now. I've turned into some mindless rabid dog for this character.
Why can’t two-face slay anymore?? Who cares about realism let Harvey slay
Breaks my heart to say it y’all but I hate Steve saga time Steve 💔💔
Little me watching tss on my iPod was PISSED that time didn’t bring back the rainbow town. Like, his brother was capable of destroying the universe and bro couldn’t turn back time a month? A month? Was that really too hard? The rainbow town was awesome in concept it was literally built to protect and house steves and time just did nothing. Bro
i wanted the rainbow town back and THIS MOTHERFUCKER decides that instead of using his powers he’s just gonna disappear forever . Prick. We couldve brought back sooo many people we couldve went back in time and stopped elemental from being a bitch. Can you imagine how much easier the fight against void would be if both time and elemental fought y’all. And instead Time just vanished. Selfish prick I hate him. Also it’s HIS FAULT that elemental turned to Void. BRO
RQ!time is where it’s at I don’t want that Steve saga meanie