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was just driving home and Mr Perfectly Fine by Taylor Swift starts playing and I start laughing because I’m imagining Gortash crying to this song in his room 2000s romcom style after durge shows up at his coronation lmfao

The ‘brand new girl’ in this scenario is Astarion.

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Sorry, Karlach, but we adore him now!

not now kitten daddy is too busy contemplating the minutia of death cult office politics to kiss

Look I don’t need Gortash and Durge to love each other I need them to have a situationship so disgustingly codependent that they have to completely relearn how to exist independently when it ends

Idk maybe shar was on to tomething thats all im saying

Small bonus:

ketheric is wondering if the immortality is actually worth dealing with these two freaks

The real reason Ketheric throws himself into the green void pit when you win a charisma check against him (etc.) is because he knows you’re right but can’t stand knowing the person he had to literally drag off of Gortash multiple times is correct. He can’t keep looking you in the eye. Can’t watch that reunion go down. He just. Can’t. Not again. Better to end it now and finally be free.

one of the funniest things to me about Durge surviving the nautiloid crash is that Gortash is literally the last person to find out about it. Sceleritas Fel knows, Balthazar knows, Ketheric knows, Orin knows, all the true souls at Moonrise know and literally no one bothers to tell him until Durge has walked all the way back to Baldur’s Gate despite the fact that Gortash would obviously want that information and they all know it. Huge angst potential tbh but also objectively hilarious that everyone hates Gortash and Durge so much that they seem to just be withholding the information out of spite.

I’m dead 🤣

Karsus crown heist with the bois.

30 secs later:

Durge never saw a use for scrolls of revivify. What a waste of a good death if all you'll do is bring them back.

This was until they met Gortash and thought of multiple ways to kill him on the first sight, and suddenly, for the first time in their life. Durge couldnt choose one option

i love durgetash with all my heart. But I will probably never experience it because I can not for the life of me get past act two

i think they are peak romance