Eatingmyownnuts - Tumblr Posts

Isn't it ridiculous how when you get a body part surgically removed they don't let you keep it?

I'm planning on getting an orchiectomy and I don't want to preserve them or anything like that, they've brought me nothing worth celebrating.

I'm also the cook for my house. Sooooo.....

What if I thinly sliced and sauted my own testicles? How would they taste? What seasonings would be best to use?