Elminster - Tumblr Posts

I may have snorted

my boyfriend said "lets try and kill elminster" and that bro fucking disintegrated Gale right on the spot lmfao

my favourite part of baldurs gate so far is the stardew valley grandpa showing up to eat cheese in your camp and tell gale that his ex gf wants him to kill himself

SPOILER WARNING for one of the endings. And also, I may be exaggerating a little.

In my first run, I tried to reach the best possible ending. Even though I chose the Emperor (because he, at the very least, didn't try to kill me the first time I met him), in my personal canon, after the great final, my OС would try to resurrect the gith Prince. NOT just because I felt sorry for Orpheus, but also because I felt guilty for actually destroying Lae’zel's life… twice... my "lil angry war-frog" didn't deserve it! ＞︿＜

And I ALSO understand that most of those dramatic deaths are used purely for the sake of the plot and this is a REALLY GOOD plot in many ways ... HOWEVER, I still resent how quickly our rebel giths buried their Prince. Like WTF, Voss?! What the actual F….???

I may not know everything about resurrection mechanics in DnD, but I do know that THERE ARE a lot of ways to bring someone back from the dead. Like all my resurrection scrolls, or "Divine Intervention" (from clerics), or resurrection spells (from almost all mages/sorceress/warlocks/clerics/paladins/etc.), or the "Wish" spell (which Gale's "friend" Elminster is clearly capable of), or the "Reincarnation" spell (which druids are capable of), or you can ask Withers/Jergal to create a miracle for the last time (although he most likely would have refused and I don’t judge him). Just ask for help, you stupid kith’rak! * screams of rage *

P.S. – while I was drawing, my sister showed me THIS and I felt like it fits, so I’m leaving a link to you. Thank gods, that I’m not the only one who asks these questions.

Mystra literally sent one former liver lover to another former lover to say that the latter should kill himself.

Okay was no one going to TELL ME that

MYSTRA

ALSO FUCKED

ELMINSTER??

I can’t believe I had to read that with my own two eyes without any warning

I have a shopper bag with Gale art on it. Last week I bought a piece of cheese and forgot it inside. Today I threw away the piece, but my Gale still smells of cheese.

There should be an Elminster joke here.

Patch 7 Elminster showing up to tell Gale to blow himself up

An assortment of BG3 text posts featuring some other fools who come through the camp (and also Gale)

Nice work!

I might love this game a little bit. ❤️

I love it!! It does remind me of this though haha. He would probably rock it too. ✨

Elminster rockin his new outfit ✨

Thank you @lowrifaberart for that amazing tweet