End Of The Decade - Tumblr Posts
Ok gonna try this! I have some wips so why not?
end of year WIP meme!
send me a 👀 and i’ll post a snippet of art/writing that i never got around to finishing this year (r.i.p)
"I wish I could say 'Thank you' to all the characters I've read about this decade because they were more than just characters to me. They were my heroes. And they still are."
— End of the Decade feelings
Things that happened this decade Part 1
Cousin: Dammit! I'm not tall enough to ride the Viking! Curse my height...
Me: *looks up from book* oh, what a pity. I mean, it's not like there's things called heels that make you taller than you really are and all that but you know, such a pity. *goes back to book*
Cousin: *squeals* Thank you, cuz! That's a wonderful idea!
Me: *flicks the page to the next one* Whatever are you talking about?
Things that Happened this decade Part 2
Me: *reads book, comes across a cute part, makes inhumane noises cuz OTP*
My siblings: *turns to look at me with a weird look* What...?
Me: *not looking up* Don't. Just don't question it.
My siblings: *turns to look at each other before shrugging and ignoring me*
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Me: *casually walks around the swimming pool to go to the other one*
Cousin: *pushes me into the pool*
Me: Fu —!! *falls into someone's arm*
Me: Who the-? *looks up to see my old Crush*
Old Crush: So... You fell for me, Huh?
Me: *dying inside* I — uh, excuse me for a second...
Me: *gets out of Crush's hold, awkwardly smiles before turning around and glaring at my laughing cousins*
Cousins: Oh fuc...
Me: *cracks knuckles* Oh, you're going down.
Cousins: *runs*
Me: Get back here!
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Me: *stares disdainfully at Pastel dress* I hate this...
Me: *wears it and goes to Christmas Party wearing it*
My friends: *points at my dress* What?
Me: *glares* Don't.
My friends: Alright *goes back to whatever they were doing*
Me: *pulls on dress* I hate this. It makes me look soft...
One of my friends: That's because you are soft. *fixes my dress*
Me: *gay panics*
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My mother: So, what do you want for Christmas?
Me: My Hogwarts Letter
My mother: Dear, we already talked about this. There is no such —
Me: HoGwArTs LeTtEr
My mother: *sighs* Alright!
Me: *lights up* Really?!
My mother: No.
Me: *deadpans*
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Me: *brings home Bisexual Pride flag that a friend made for me*
My family: What's that?
Me: Uhhhhh... Nothing... *panics cuz I ain't out of the closet yet*
One of my brothers: I don't know, that looks pReTtY gAy tO mE
Me: *sweats and panics more* UHMM-
My brother: Wait... Don't tell me—
Me: *panics* IM ON MY PERIOD.
My family: *blinks* okay... *leaves because it was awkward*
Me: *looks at my dog who was staring at me* I panicked, I'm sorry.