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Thinking about Eric Delano in the tmagp universe. Obviously I’m happy Gerry is happy or at least appears to be. But his living with Gertrude (as grandmother) makes me think that even in this world Eric Delano didn’t get to be with his son no matter how badly he wanted to or what he was willing to do to be a father.

Gerry: *stimming*

Michael: ...

Gerry: *stopping* Oh, sorry. Heh, didn't even reali—

Michael: Marry me.

Gerry: What?

Michael: *already in a wedding dress and holding a bouquet*

Helen: *playing the Wedding March with a kazoo*

Gertrude: *holding a file of statments as a bible* Gerard Anthony Keay , Do you take Michael Shelley as your lawful spouse, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish until The Apocalypse (or I) do you part?

Gerry, somehow in a suit now: WAIT A FUCKING SECOND—

Eric,tearing up and saying in a really high-pitched voice: I'm so proud of you!

Headcanon that Gerry was a really picky eater when he was a kid and always put the parts of the food he didn't like on Eric's plate.

Knowing this, Eric always worked really hard to cook healthy meals that still pleased Gerry's taste

nobody is talking about how freaky eric delano was. like that man said mary was hot in the same way a shark is hot and then actively acknowledged that she tasted like BLOOD and was like "yeah i want that one awooga hummina hummina hummina"