Esme Rambles - Tumblr Posts

8 months ago

Oh, never mind. She's dead.

...Which is still pretty on track, if we're being honest.

Watching A Lifetime Thriller, "The Boarding School Murders"

Watching a Lifetime thriller, "The Boarding School Murders"

Or, as I'm going to end up calling it, The Esme Cuckoo story.


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8 months ago
Dramatic Ass Emma Frost Death Pose.
Dramatic Ass Emma Frost Death Pose.

Dramatic ass Emma Frost death pose.


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8 months ago
Well At Least We Got A Flashback Showing Not!Esme Was Murdered For Blackmail. Which Is A Total Esme Move.

Well at least we got a flashback showing Not!Esme was murdered for blackmail. Which is a total Esme move.


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8 months ago
FOUND It.

FOUND it.

I am a persistence predator.

Ugh. Trying to find a specific Emma Frost image and failing miserably. It's the one where she's making a kinda 🤨 face, and the art is a bit off.

I know it's not Dodson, Land, Quitely, EVS, Bachalo, Noto, Cassaday...

This is gonna bug me.


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8 months ago

Hmm. Do I wanna join the DCU discord...


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8 months ago

Oh I have regrets

Hmm. Do I wanna join the DCU discord...


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8 months ago

I sometimes think about if I joined a dating site, and used my now-regular username choice of StepfordCuckoo...

AND HOW BAD OF AN IDEA THAT WOULD BE.


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8 months ago

Hhhnnnn.

A friend of mine is going to be trying to get something signed by Nicole Maines at SDCC, for me. I realised earlier that she might ask who it should be made out to.

And I know if I don't say anything, he's going to give her my deadname.

But because I'm wicked indecisive, I'm still torn between Esme and Caitlin, and I can't decide which one to tell him.


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8 months ago

Watching a horror movie, and this dude has said "cuck" so many times in just the first 20 minutes I could turn it into a drinking game that would rot your liver. It is some very try hard writing for a teenaged character. Chill.


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7 months ago
A Brief Moment Where I Felt Like I Looked Good.
A Brief Moment Where I Felt Like I Looked Good.

A brief moment where I felt like I looked good.


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7 months ago

I've been watching the L Word: Generation Q...I am purely here for Jamie Clayton content, folks.

And boy, does it hit me on the regular that I am completely unable to relate to any of this. Everyone does drugs, boredline orgies on the regular, casually mentioning going to a leather party and everyone nod and acts like that's just a regular thing...

Completely out of any field of experience I have ever had anywhere in my life.


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7 months ago
I'm Messing Around With My Biosite Where All My Links Are, Since I Haven't Updated It In Forever.

I'm messing around with my biosite where all my links are, since I haven't updated it in forever.

This header design was too perfect not to use. For reasons.


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7 months ago

I really should use this picture more and just completely gaslight people into believing it's actually me.

I mean...it's not, but it's also not NOT me...

I'm Messing Around With My Biosite Where All My Links Are, Since I Haven't Updated It In Forever.

I'm messing around with my biosite where all my links are, since I haven't updated it in forever.

This header design was too perfect not to use. For reasons.


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7 months ago

"Helena" was another almost name for me.

Not gonna lie, being nicknamed "Hel" was at LEAST 45% why.


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7 months ago

If you had any idea how many times I've typoed "Cuclops"


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7 months ago

Huh. So, I guess "esmecuckoo" was an available username. Not sure if I want to change though. But using the plural of cuckoos bugs me a tiny bit.

I'd MUCH rather have just the singular "stepfordcuckoo" but that name is taken. Grumble.


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7 months ago

Well, I guess I'm EsmeCuckoo then.

...Not that this was ever really in question.

Huh. So, I guess "esmecuckoo" was an available username. Not sure if I want to change though. But using the plural of cuckoos bugs me a tiny bit.

I'd MUCH rather have just the singular "stepfordcuckoo" but that name is taken. Grumble.


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6 months ago

I love when comic fans complain about images without text.

Lotta folks not liking that Emma is acting like "a villain" because she's 'clearly" manipulating the new kids in preview pages for the next issue of Exceptional X-Men.

I want it on record that I'm calling it now, it's going to be nothing more than something like, "*SIGH*, fine, Katherine. We were never here. The children won't even remember your address and forget all about this. Enjoy your privacy."


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6 months ago

Does anyone else just suddenly remember that eBay is supposed to be for auctions, and not just "buy it now"?


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6 months ago

Fun fact!

When I first put everything together, the background landed so the astronaut's gun pointed RIGHT at Cyborg's chest.

I am quite glad I stopped to look at the image, and consider for a moment if I liked everything, and saw that, so I could shift things around and not have a very unfortunate placement.

I've Been Meaning To Do This For Literally A Year And A Half.

I've been meaning to do this for literally a year and a half.


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