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Wait what the freak? That's ADHD??? 😮
The thing about ADHD is that the "lack of reward chemicals in your brain" doesn't just mean that you don't want to do any tasks that don't feel particularly yummy :(, it means that your brain will look at chores and tasks that need to be done like "doing this would be painful and tedious for absolutely nothing to gain from it, Do Not Do That." The same thing that your brain tells you about everything else that would feel really bad and hurt the entire time that you're dying. The part of your brain that stops you from doing the thing is the same part that keeps you from shoving your arm into a wood chipper.
With unmedicated, unmanaged ADHD, "I have to do this assignment or I fail and my life will be ruined and I die" feels like a SAW trap, every single time.
Ooh? What happened in the desert, Rosnix?

"=) Well.... (=" -> Drabble <-
The cooled winds of the desert nighttime caused sand and dust to shift as Rosnix hovered overhead, their eyes glowing a vibrant blue as they scanned the nearby areas for any sort of scape material to store within their stomach compartment. The chittering of desert creatures, the howling of a distant desert canine was no more than ambient noise to the robot as they hovered around, a little frustrated as their scanners seemed to be picking up nothing. That was until a small "blip!" came from their scanner, causing the robot to move towards the direction of the object. Normally they could find a decent amount of scape material around in these parts. Old abandoned scuttlebuggy parts, some bits and bobs of broken-down metal contraptions. Hell! Rosnix found what appeared to be the frame of a painting that had soot stuck within the framing's pattern [That was torture to clean out mind you]. Although what Rosnix found was odd. A lot odder than they could've expected. Poking out from a mound of sand looked to be a pair of goggles, old fashioned ones as well. With a raise of their eyebrow, Rosnix touched down and reached out for the eyewear. And as their metal fingertips brushed against it, the world seemed to stop around them. A sudden coldness whirled around them, making them freeze up on the spot. Several of their sensors were going off, alerting them that danger was nearby. But they couldn't move, Rosnix was stuck in place as if they were a statue. Their mechanical eyes widened as a figure slowly came into view. Their sensors screamed louder as if they were telling Rosnix to run. To get out of there, to get back to the safety of their flesh brother's hive. The figure drew nearer as a thumping sound rang through the robot's head. Louder and louder as the figure got closer and closer. Rosnix tried to get themselves to talk, to say anything, just in hopes of SOMEONE hearing them. It was futile tho, it was like their voicebox had short-circuited, rendering them unable to speak. The figure stopped only a few feet away from Rosnix, drenched in shadow with faint blue hues spotted around their form. Tall, semi-curved horns seem to perfectly form around one of the Alternian moons above as Rosnix stared wide-eyed, a feeling of fear rushing through them. The figure reached out their hand, letting it rest gently against Rosnix's cheek. Rosnix made a low mechanical noise akin to whimper as their body faltered, causing them to drop down to their knees and hold their head. A thousand thoughts seemed to rush through their brain at once, causing them to jerk and shutter in what could only be assumed to be pain. They bent forward, resting themselves now on their knees and elbows as they waited for the feeling to stop. And once they looked up again... The figure was gone.


Why Marvel
Why????
I hate the finale of Loki.
I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭
Ugh, I should get used to his… misfortune, but it’s sad.
I mean, the episode was great in general but… 😭😭😭 I cried.
Never, ever am I watching this series again 😂
Do you guys think that… maybe, just maybe, we’ll see more of loki? Somewhere? Anywhere?
I wish we didn’t have to leave him like that. Although in a way this was the goal here. His destiny or sth. Even though he didn’t know that back when we saw him in Avengers for the first time.
To become a god who holds the multiverse together.
Now that is a Glorious Purpose indeed.
(And he’s better at this than dr Strange and others, that’s for sure.)
But I’m still gonna cryyyyyyyy
😭😭😭

(701): If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.



⚠️this not the final version-
-but I was proud of this muscle sketch so I present tech in his blacks while I work on the final version

I'm messing around with my biosite where all my links are, since I haven't updated it in forever.
This header design was too perfect not to use. For reasons.
i want to hold your hand ; chapter ii ; george x reader

request: Being the boys PR manger and George falling for you but you’re clueless. John points it out to the reader but she brushes it off. a/n: hello lads, hope you enjoy this pairing: george x reader summary: you’re the pr manager of the boys and your falling for George, it’s against the rules but oh well. little do you know he feels the same way :) warnings: no u (#thesavagenesscontinues) year: ‘65? word count: 2,214
ill post part 3 once this reaches 150 notes if you enjoyed it please comment, reblog and/or send an ask with your honest opinion!!!
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What Is Shown
Note: I’m not an x reader writer but this idea wouldn’t leave my mind so this is more of a ramble than anything; characters might be ooc and English isn’t my first language so bear with me.
Intro: You know how during the Dressrosa arc everyone went to that fight ready to risk their lives and I find it really interesting that one of them got himself a wife instead. So I got this idea of how they would react when they’re fighting their future wife. I also added the soulmate au where whatever is in the person's arm/hands appears to their soulmate’s arm/hands as well.
Luffy
◎ He probably has some sort of enthusiasm towards the whole soulmate thing. He sometimes scribbles in his hand like he’s expecting some sort of response from his soulmate (definitely writes: “I’m gonna be the Pirate King!”). You’re like a hidden treasure, he’s unsure of whether you do exist, but it sure excites him.
◎ You’re a villager of a pretty lively village. Lively in the sense that pirates would land and pillage it. And you, knowing full well that one can’t always depend on the Marines, took it upon yourself to train, get stronger, and defend your hometown from pirates. Growing up, you also gained strong allies that protect the village with you.
◎ You’ve been alerted that pirates can be seen heading to the island and immediately get to action. Seeing the flag, you recognize it as the Straw Hats pirates.
◎ You know that they’re not a weak group of pirates that you’ve fought against before, you’ve read the news. You warn your teammates not to let their guards down.
◎ Upon landing, Luffy immediately goes to town, to where he can smell the good food and adventure, the voices and warnings of his crew falling to deaf ears
◎ That’s where you show up to intercept. Luffy senses you and defends himself from your attack.
“Woah, hey!”
“What’re you here for, pirate!?”
“Calm down, we’re only here to restock and EAT”
“Yeah!? By stealing what’s ours!?”
◎ Luffy recognizes that there’s no stopping you. He defends himself from your attacks but still, you’re pretty strong so he gets kinda serious.
◎ One of the attacks hits you and you get a cut in your arm. The same cut appears in Luffy’s arm. At first, he thinks it's some kind of Devil Fruit ability. Until you get hit elsewhere other than your arm and it didn’t happen to Luffy, until you hit his arm and the same appears in yours.
◎ He goes wide eyed, immediately loops his arms around you so that you can’t move, grabs your shoulders, closes the distance, and screams: “We’re soulmates!!”
◎ “Ha?” You’re absolutely baffled. Like you guys were fighting intensely and now this.
◎ He lets go of you and declares that your fight is over.
“No way! I won’t let you pirates pillage my hometown!”
◎ He grins widely at you and says that they weren't planning on doing that.
◎ You soon see the rest of his crew, along with your team. Your team waves at you, and considering how they look, it seems they were defeated by the pirates. One of your teammates reassures you that they’re not here to destroy anything. You’re still doubtful, but it's not like your teammate would lie to you.
◎ The crew sees Luffy.
“It’s unlike you to not already be in a mess of trouble.” Zoro chuckles.
“Shishishi. Hey, guys, she’s our new crewmate, she’s pretty strong!”
“Like hell I’m anyone's crewmate!,” you couldn’t help but intervene.
“? But we’re soulmates!”
“You keep saying that-”
“Heh, well, I gotta say it’s a pleasure-,” Sanji cuts himself off upon seeing you and when Luffy’s words finally sinked in.
“EHHHHHH!?”
◎ They still do what they wanted to do: restock and eat. You’re with them to make sure they’re not going to do anything bad, as if you’re not curious about this guy who’s apparently, really your soulmate.
◎ As Luffy stuffs his face with food, he introduces himself and his crew to you.
“What, so you didn’t even know each other yet?”
◎ Both you and Luffy nod, and he continues with the introductions. “And the one in the corner is Sanji. He’s a really good cook!”
“Why is he in the corner?”
“I dunno.”
“Damn it! How could Luffy meet his soulmate before me!? And a complete beauty at that!”
◎ You decided to ignore him.
“And,” he gulps down a mouthful of meat. “You are?”
“...Y/N.”
“You’re amazingly strong! C’mon you've got to join my crew!”
“No way!”
“But it’s going to be so fun. It’s an adventure!”
“I’ve got to protect this village!”
“No problem! We can protect it. I can protect you!”
◎ You’ve never expected to hear such words from a pirate. And it turned you speechless. He gets hit by Nami, who apologizes on his behalf.
◎ Everyone will do their own thing once the meal is done. You momentarily leave them so you could talk to your team and assign them to keep watch on each individual. Nami takes this chance to talk to Luffy.
“I understand how you feel, Luffy, but pirating has to be her own choice.”
“Nami's right. Considering how unpredictable and dangerous the sea is, you can’t force her to come with us.”
“She can handle it!”
◎ Almost everyone groans and Luffy frowns.
“You don’t want her in our crew!?”
“That’s not it, Captain. Listen.”
◎ Unknown to them, the topic with your team is also about joining their crew.
“What?”
“I heard they’re recruiting you over. Why not join them? It’s not like we can’t handle protecting the village.”
“What are you-”
“Go on, Leader! You’re always staring at the sea. It’s obvious that you’re curious about what lies beyond this little island.”
◎ And when you do decide to go with them, Luffy will be overjoyed. Expect a big hug. The rest of the crew also gladly welcome you.
◎ I don’t have a definite timeline for this but if you want it to be painful then obviously before the timeskip.
◎ He said he’ll protect you. But seeing you disappear in front of his eyes, within arms reach, tears him apart even more.
◎ He said he’ll protect you. But what use were those words if he couldn’t actually make it happen?
◎ He promised he’d protect you. Because you’re his soulmate. Because he’s been looking forward to meeting you.
◎ When he landed on Amazon Lily, one of his priorities was to write on his arm just so he could ask if you’re alright. He unfortunately didn’t have time for that as he got chased around by the warriors.
◎ When things calmed down and he managed to get a ship to rescue Ace, he wrote: “I hope you’re alright. I’ve got to rescue Ace!”
◎ The war happens and it tears you apart to be away from him when all this happened. But even if you can write back, maybe because he’s wrapped up in his bandages and in his sadness, to put it lightly, he doesn’t see it.
◎ Thank heavens for Jinbei. He immediately removes the bandages in his arm to see if you’ve written anything. And you did. I swear he cries even more.
◎ During training with Rayleigh, he definitely bans both of you from writing.
◎ After 2 years and you guys meet again, expect a big hug (and no, you can’t convince me that he didn’t give his crew a big group hug)
◎ He swears to you that he’s stronger, that he won’t fail to keep his promise. And of course, you don’t doubt those words.
Zoro
⚔︎ He’s not very excited with the idea. He’s going to be the greatest swordsman, who cares if he has a soulmate or not. And why would something in his arm dictate that you are meant to be together? He will decide that for himself.
⚔︎ He’s at least glad that unlike the others, you’re not messing with your arm and scribbling stuff in it.
⚔︎ He meets you after he gets flown to Mihawk’s castle. You’re with Mihawk when he returns from the war.
⚔︎ You don’t know much about the guy but seeing him injured, you offered to take care of his wounds, taking Perona’s place.
⚔︎ When Mihawk accepted to train Zoro, you’re certainly surprised and curious about this green haired swordsman.
⚔︎ Other than the baboons, Mihawk asks you to be Zoro’s opponent. You don’t really mind so you agreed.
⚔︎ Zoro will probably be focused on the training to notice anything about both of your arms. So you’re most likely the one who’ll discover it.
⚔︎ You’re tending to his wounds after his training when you see it. The placement of his cuts and wounds are similar to yours, no-its definitely identical.
⚔︎ You almost drop the bandages from the realization. You hurriedly finish wrapping him up and rush to Mihawk or Perona to share the news.
⚔︎ Unfortunately for you, this is your first time in the castle. It’s not surprising you’d get lost.
⚔︎ That’s where you see Zoro wandering about as well.
“Hm? Are you lost?”
⚔︎ You’re relieved to find someone, and probably someone who can help. You explain that you’re trying to find Mihawk.
⚔︎ He points in a direction and says, “Isn’t he that way?”
“Thank you!”
⚔︎ He sounded so sure. But now, you really don’t know where you are. You turn and turn to no avail. That’s when you see him again.
⚔︎ You rush towards him. “Liar!”
“Ow! What the-”
“He wasn’t there!”
“Well-hm?”
⚔︎ In your frustration, you don’t notice him eyeing the bandages in your arm. He’s sure that he didn’t give you a cut in that location during training. He points to your arm.
“I’m not falling for that again. Can you please just take me to where he is!?”
⚔︎ He grumbles low but you hear something along the lines of “troublesome woman”
⚔︎ You follow him on where he goes…and well
⚔︎ “We’ve been there!” “We just went a full circle!” “I said left! Why are you going to the right!? I mean, I can understand but don’t you know the simple trick of making a letter L with your fingers and whichever hand has the correct L is where the left is!?”
“Shut up!”
⚔︎ Great, two lost children. It’s Perona that saves the two of you.
“What are you two doing here? It’s time for dinner.”
“Perona!”
“Ugh, did this guy get lost again? Sorry you got stuck with this guy, Y/N.”
⚔︎ Almost all is well until Perona notices the bandages in your arm as well.
“Hm? Y/N, when did you get hurt?”
⚔︎ Perona’s a girl too. You figured it would be safe to tell her. Big mistake.
“No way! You two are soulmates!?”
“Ah?”
“Perona, you traitor!!”
⚔︎ You timidly glance towards the swordsman but he doesn’t seem to be that interested in it.
“What? That wouldn’t suddenly change how I treat you.”
“I know. And I’m glad.”
“Whattttt?”
“Come on, Perona. Why should a cut in my arm dictate that we are meant to be together? I’ll decide that for myself.”
⚔︎ That catches his attention. He’s glad that the both of you share the same thought about soulmates.
⚔︎ But Perona has other plans. She acts like a wingman and tries to get you two to spend more time together. Rather than bothering an unmovable Mihawk, she’d rather be entertained by the two of you.
⚔︎ Despite the whole Perona thing, the two of you did grow fond of each other. How strong you are, how you’re always there when he finishes training, he’s exhausted but you’re already tending to him.
⚔︎ You like to drink as well, so when Zoro completes the training you steal the most delicious wine Mihawk has, to which you get caught but you plead with him to let Zoro drink. Or at least you. You’ll try to find a way to sneak some for Zoro.
⚔︎ Two years. You’ve spent the two whole years together and now it might be time to say goodbye.
⚔︎ He decided to talk to you as he prepares for his departure.
“What are your plans now?”
⚔︎ He tried to ask nonchalantly but you know him better now.
⚔︎ You join him on his trip back to Sabaody, well aware that if left alone, he might take another 2 years to get there.
“What? So your friends aren’t here yet? Bummer, I wanted to meet them.”
“That just means we’ve got some time to kill. Hmm, how does fishing sound?”
“Sure! Are you good at it?”
⚔︎ You subconsciously follow him, and luckily, the two of you do find someplace to fish. Unluckily, it was the wrong boat. It might’ve been just a moment but that image of Zoro underwater is burned to your mind.
“Old man, is it this guy?”
“Yes! He was with a woman too.”
“A woman?”
⚔︎ Imagine Sanji’s surprise when the two of you emerge.
“Woah, what, blood? Oh my goodness, Zoro! He’s dying! We’ve got to-”
“Leave him be.”
⚔︎ Soon, the Straw Hats have to depart, especially since Luffy has arrived on the island. You tag along with the two to see his captain, a man so incredible to be able to tame the swordsman. You help stop the Marines from preventing their departure.
“Whoa, who’s that, Zoro? A friend of yours?”
“Hey Luffy. I want her to join us. Can she tag along?”
Law
❥ He has a freaking tattoo! When it appeared on your skin, you definitely screamed. Your soulmate has decided that the two of you will bear this tattoo for the rest of your lives. At least, the design is kind of cool so you can’t be too mad.
❥ For his timeline, I’m thinking of the time he was away from his crew. Like imagine him reuniting with his crew in Zou and they see you and Law’s like “she’s my wife.” The crew wouldn’t be able to keep up with all of this information!
❥ Maybe he meets you in Punk Hazard. You’re at the cold side of the island so it’s only natural that you’re all covered up. Maybe like Momonosuke, you hid in the ship and they unknowingly took you. You stole their clothes so you could disguise yourself.
“Half deer? I didn’t know such a creature existed.”
❥ You landed no problem and it doesn’t seem like they suspect a stow away. But the problem comes after.
❥ You’re trying to leave when you get discovered by Law. You fought against him but ultimately ended up like the samurai, he cut you apart.
❥ You’re freed when some pirates break the cell. And unlike a certain samurai, you ask for their help to find your other body part. Thankfully, they’re kind enough to help you.
❥ The Straw Hat who finds your body discovers the tattoo. They remember seeing it somewhere before.
❥ At first, they thought you were an acquaintance of Law, but it was obvious you’ve never met him in your life.
❥ That fact will probably only come to light after Luffy and Law formed an alliance.
❥ Law is not on board in saving the kids but Nami wants to so ultimately that’s what Luffy wants too. You silently raise your hand and say that you want to save them too.
❥ To which Luffy gives you a wide grin, “See, Torao, even your soulmate wants to save the kids!”
“Ha?”
“Not fair. I wanna meet my soulmate soon too.”
❥ Everyone is silent and Luffy is confused. “Hm? What’s up?”
“Luffy!! You weren’t supposed to tell them!,” someone whisper-yells. Whoever it was, you didn’t care.
❥ Was it true? That would mean that the man who gave the two of you tattoos is right in front of you. You can now finally scream at his face for the reason why. But you try to calm down. First, you’ve got to know if it’s true.
❥ You grab his arm. “Oi, what are you-”
❥ You push his sleeves, and there, the confirmation you’ve been seeking. You show him the same ink in your skin. He’s surprised but he shakes his head.
“We don’t have time for that.” They’ve got to set in motion the plan and it certainly shocks you.
“Ehhhh!? Kaido!? I’m soulmates with such an unbelievable guy!?”
“You’re not a Straw Hat nor are you a member of my crew. You don’t need to take part.”
“I want to save the kids!!”
❥ And so the whole thing gets into motion. He knows you’re strong just from seeing you and even more so since he’s faced you in battle. But he did get relieved when he saw you with everyone in the meeting place at R-block.
❥ There’s a big feast to celebrate and although you’re neither a pirate nor a marine, they offer you food. You happily accept and get swept with the party. Unknown to you, Law’s eyes don't leave you. He may have brushed the matter off earlier but it remained in his mind through the whole thing.
❥ Other than the trouble that is Straw Hat Luffy, you’ve certainly disrupted his plans by simply showing up at this timing. He’s going to face Doflamingo and he’s uncertain of what will happen in the future.
❥ Still, the matter with the children has been taken care of. There’s no need to tag along with the pirates. You glance towards your soulmate. He has said it. You have no place in the plan. Maybe you should at least be glad that you did meet rather than never.
❥ You’re heading to board the Marine’s ship but are stopped by a firm grab on your wrist. You turn to see Law, hiding his face with his hat.
❥ Even though he’s uncertain, he’s not willing to let you go on this island, especially with the marines.
“Come with me, Y/N-ya.”
❥ That’s all he says, after all it’s not an order but an invitation filled with the desire to spend more time with you and get to know you.
❥ If you do come with him, you bet you’ll be one of the reasons the Straw Hats give more headache to Law.
“You’re not gonna join your wifey?” one of them jokes when you’re not around.
❥ You join them in Dressrosa. You’re not on Law’s team but you don’t mind. You wish him luck and safety.
“Aren’t you getting too focused on Doflamingo? What about Y/N?”
“...”
❥ So when you heard that Doflamingo shot Law, your heart almost broke. Geez, you just met him, there’s no way you’re going to let him slip out of your fingers now.
❥ You join Luffy to rescue him.
“The alliance is over!”
“That doesn’t matter to me!”
❥ And oh, you are just so kind. He doesn't care if he’ll lose his life as long as he takes down Doflamingo. But, oh, you make him wanna live.
“Grant me immortality and I’ll make sure you get whatever you wish.”
“Yeah, I’ll give it…to Y/N-ya that is.”
❥ He smiles. He could imagine you getting upset if you had heard him say that.
❥ When the fight with Doflamingo is over, his whole reason for living till now. He promises Cora-san to live for you this time. He chuckles. Maybe you won’t like that either.
❥ You stay with him the whole time he’s recovering, despite being upset that he was ready to throw his life away.
❥ When you finally meet his crew at Zou, they couldn’t stop the bombardment of questions.
❥ “How’d you meet!?” “What the hell happened when we split up, Captain!?” “Did you kiss!?”
What Is Shown
Note: I’m not an x reader writer but this idea wouldn’t leave my mind so this is more of a ramble than anything; characters might be ooc and English isn’t my first language so bear with me.
Intro: You know how during the Dressrosa arc everyone went to that fight ready to risk their lives and I find it really interesting that one of them got himself a wife instead. So I got this idea of how they would react when they’re fighting their future wife. I also added the soulmate au where whatever is in the person's arm/hands appears to their soulmate’s arm/hands as well.
Luffy
◎ He probably has some sort of enthusiasm towards the whole soulmate thing. He sometimes scribbles in his hand like he’s expecting some sort of response from his soulmate (definitely writes: “I’m gonna be the Pirate King!”). You’re like a hidden treasure, he’s unsure of whether you do exist, but it sure excites him.
◎ You’re a villager of a pretty lively village. Lively in the sense that pirates would land and pillage it. And you, knowing full well that one can’t always depend on the Marines, took it upon yourself to train, get stronger, and defend your hometown from pirates. Growing up, you also gained strong allies that protect the village with you.
◎ You’ve been alerted that pirates can be seen heading to the island and immediately get to action. Seeing the flag, you recognize it as the Straw Hats pirates.
◎ You know that they’re not a weak group of pirates that you’ve fought against before, you’ve read the news. You warn your teammates not to let their guards down.
◎ Upon landing, Luffy immediately goes to town, to where he can smell the good food and adventure, the voices and warnings of his crew falling to deaf ears
◎ That’s where you show up to intercept. Luffy senses you and defends himself from your attack.
“Woah, hey!”
“What’re you here for, pirate!?”
“Calm down, we’re only here to restock and EAT”
“Yeah!? By stealing what’s ours!?”
◎ Luffy recognizes that there’s no stopping you. He defends himself from your attacks but still, you’re pretty strong so he gets kinda serious.
◎ One of the attacks hits you and you get a cut in your arm. The same cut appears in Luffy’s arm. At first, he thinks it's some kind of Devil Fruit ability. Until you get hit elsewhere other than your arm and it didn’t happen to Luffy, until you hit his arm and the same appears in yours.
◎ He goes wide eyed, immediately loops his arms around you so that you can’t move, grabs your shoulders, closes the distance, and screams: “We’re soulmates!!”
◎ “Ha?” You’re absolutely baffled. Like you guys were fighting intensely and now this.
◎ He lets go of you and declares that your fight is over.
“No way! I won’t let you pirates pillage my hometown!”
◎ He grins widely at you and says that they weren't planning on doing that.
◎ You soon see the rest of his crew, along with your team. Your team waves at you, and considering how they look, it seems they were defeated by the pirates. One of your teammates reassures you that they’re not here to destroy anything. You’re still doubtful, but it's not like your teammate would lie to you.
◎ The crew sees Luffy.
“It’s unlike you to not already be in a mess of trouble.” Zoro chuckles.
“Shishishi. Hey, guys, she’s our new crewmate, she’s pretty strong!”
“Like hell I’m anyone's crewmate!,” you couldn’t help but intervene.
“? But we’re soulmates!”
“You keep saying that-”
“Heh, well, I gotta say it’s a pleasure-,” Sanji cuts himself off upon seeing you and when Luffy’s words finally sinked in.
“EHHHHHH!?”
◎ They still do what they wanted to do: restock and eat. You’re with them to make sure they’re not going to do anything bad, as if you’re not curious about this guy who’s apparently, really your soulmate.
◎ As Luffy stuffs his face with food, he introduces himself and his crew to you.
“What, so you didn’t even know each other yet?”
◎ Both you and Luffy nod, and he continues with the introductions. “And the one in the corner is Sanji. He’s a really good cook!”
“Why is he in the corner?”
“I dunno.”
“Damn it! How could Luffy meet his soulmate before me!? And a complete beauty at that!”
◎ You decided to ignore him.
“And,” he gulps down a mouthful of meat. “You are?”
“...Y/N.”
“You’re amazingly strong! C’mon you've got to join my crew!”
“No way!”
“But it’s going to be so fun. It’s an adventure!”
“I’ve got to protect this village!”
“No problem! We can protect it. I can protect you!”
◎ You’ve never expected to hear such words from a pirate. And it turned you speechless. He gets hit by Nami, who apologizes on his behalf.
◎ Everyone will do their own thing once the meal is done. You momentarily leave them so you could talk to your team and assign them to keep watch on each individual. Nami takes this chance to talk to Luffy.
“I understand how you feel, Luffy, but pirating has to be her own choice.”
“Nami's right. Considering how unpredictable and dangerous the sea is, you can’t force her to come with us.”
“She can handle it!”
◎ Almost everyone groans and Luffy frowns.
“You don’t want her in our crew!?”
“That’s not it, Captain. Listen.”
◎ Unknown to them, the topic with your team is also about joining their crew.
“What?”
“I heard they’re recruiting you over. Why not join them? It’s not like we can’t handle protecting the village.”
“What are you-”
“Go on, Leader! You’re always staring at the sea. It’s obvious that you’re curious about what lies beyond this little island.”
◎ And when you do decide to go with them, Luffy will be overjoyed. Expect a big hug. The rest of the crew also gladly welcome you.
◎ I don’t have a definite timeline for this but if you want it to be painful then obviously before the timeskip.
◎ He said he’ll protect you. But seeing you disappear in front of his eyes, within arms reach, tears him apart even more.
◎ He said he’ll protect you. But what use were those words if he couldn’t actually make it happen?
◎ He promised he’d protect you. Because you’re his soulmate. Because he’s been looking forward to meeting you.
◎ When he landed on Amazon Lily, one of his priorities was to write on his arm just so he could ask if you’re alright. He unfortunately didn’t have time for that as he got chased around by the warriors.
◎ When things calmed down and he managed to get a ship to rescue Ace, he wrote: “I hope you’re alright. I’ve got to rescue Ace!”
◎ The war happens and it tears you apart to be away from him when all this happened. But even if you can write back, maybe because he’s wrapped up in his bandages and in his sadness, to put it lightly, he doesn’t see it.
◎ Thank heavens for Jinbei. He immediately removes the bandages in his arm to see if you’ve written anything. And you did. I swear he cries even more.
◎ During training with Rayleigh, he definitely bans both of you from writing.
◎ After 2 years and you guys meet again, expect a big hug (and no, you can’t convince me that he didn’t give his crew a big group hug)
◎ He swears to you that he’s stronger, that he won’t fail to keep his promise. And of course, you don’t doubt those words.
Zoro
⚔︎ He’s not very excited with the idea. He’s going to be the greatest swordsman, who cares if he has a soulmate or not. And why would something in his arm dictate that you are meant to be together? He will decide that for himself.
⚔︎ He’s at least glad that unlike the others, you’re not messing with your arm and scribbling stuff in it.
⚔︎ He meets you after he gets flown to Mihawk’s castle. You’re with Mihawk when he returns from the war.
⚔︎ You don’t know much about the guy but seeing him injured, you offered to take care of his wounds, taking Perona’s place.
⚔︎ When Mihawk accepted to train Zoro, you’re certainly surprised and curious about this green haired swordsman.
⚔︎ Other than the baboons, Mihawk asks you to be Zoro’s opponent. You don’t really mind so you agreed.
⚔︎ Zoro will probably be focused on the training to notice anything about both of your arms. So you’re most likely the one who’ll discover it.
⚔︎ You’re tending to his wounds after his training when you see it. The placement of his cuts and wounds are similar to yours, no-its definitely identical.
⚔︎ You almost drop the bandages from the realization. You hurriedly finish wrapping him up and rush to Mihawk or Perona to share the news.
⚔︎ Unfortunately for you, this is your first time in the castle. It’s not surprising you’d get lost.
⚔︎ That’s where you see Zoro wandering about as well.
“Hm? Are you lost?”
⚔︎ You’re relieved to find someone, and probably someone who can help. You explain that you’re trying to find Mihawk.
⚔︎ He points in a direction and says, “Isn’t he that way?”
“Thank you!”
⚔︎ He sounded so sure. But now, you really don’t know where you are. You turn and turn to no avail. That’s when you see him again.
⚔︎ You rush towards him. “Liar!”
“Ow! What the-”
“He wasn’t there!”
“Well-hm?”
⚔︎ In your frustration, you don’t notice him eyeing the bandages in your arm. He’s sure that he didn’t give you a cut in that location during training. He points to your arm.
“I’m not falling for that again. Can you please just take me to where he is!?”
⚔︎ He grumbles low but you hear something along the lines of “troublesome woman”
⚔︎ You follow him on where he goes…and well
⚔︎ “We’ve been there!” “We just went a full circle!” “I said left! Why are you going to the right!? I mean, I can understand but don’t you know the simple trick of making a letter L with your fingers and whichever hand has the correct L is where the left is!?”
“Shut up!”
⚔︎ Great, two lost children. It’s Perona that saves the two of you.
“What are you two doing here? It’s time for dinner.”
“Perona!”
“Ugh, did this guy get lost again? Sorry you got stuck with this guy, Y/N.”
⚔︎ Almost all is well until Perona notices the bandages in your arm as well.
“Hm? Y/N, when did you get hurt?”
⚔︎ Perona’s a girl too. You figured it would be safe to tell her. Big mistake.
“No way! You two are soulmates!?”
“Ah?”
“Perona, you traitor!!”
⚔︎ You timidly glance towards the swordsman but he doesn’t seem to be that interested in it.
“What? That wouldn’t suddenly change how I treat you.”
“I know. And I’m glad.”
“Whattttt?”
“Come on, Perona. Why should a cut in my arm dictate that we are meant to be together? I’ll decide that for myself.”
⚔︎ That catches his attention. He’s glad that the both of you share the same thought about soulmates.
⚔︎ But Perona has other plans. She acts like a wingman and tries to get you two to spend more time together. Rather than bothering an unmovable Mihawk, she’d rather be entertained by the two of you.
⚔︎ Despite the whole Perona thing, the two of you did grow fond of each other. How strong you are, how you’re always there when he finishes training, he’s exhausted but you’re already tending to him.
⚔︎ You like to drink as well, so when Zoro completes the training you steal the most delicious wine Mihawk has, to which you get caught but you plead with him to let Zoro drink. Or at least you. You’ll try to find a way to sneak some for Zoro.
⚔︎ Two years. You’ve spent the two whole years together and now it might be time to say goodbye.
⚔︎ He decided to talk to you as he prepares for his departure.
“What are your plans now?”
⚔︎ He tried to ask nonchalantly but you know him better now.
⚔︎ You join him on his trip back to Sabaody, well aware that if left alone, he might take another 2 years to get there.
“What? So your friends aren’t here yet? Bummer, I wanted to meet them.”
“That just means we’ve got some time to kill. Hmm, how does fishing sound?”
“Sure! Are you good at it?”
⚔︎ You subconsciously follow him, and luckily, the two of you do find someplace to fish. Unluckily, it was the wrong boat. It might’ve been just a moment but that image of Zoro underwater is burned to your mind.
“Old man, is it this guy?”
“Yes! He was with a woman too.”
“A woman?”
⚔︎ Imagine Sanji’s surprise when the two of you emerge.
“Woah, what, blood? Oh my goodness, Zoro! He’s dying! We’ve got to-”
“Leave him be.”
⚔︎ Soon, the Straw Hats have to depart, especially since Luffy has arrived on the island. You tag along with the two to see his captain, a man so incredible to be able to tame the swordsman. You help stop the Marines from preventing their departure.
“Whoa, who’s that, Zoro? A friend of yours?”
“Hey Luffy. I want her to join us. Can she tag along?”
Law
❥ He has a freaking tattoo! When it appeared on your skin, you definitely screamed. Your soulmate has decided that the two of you will bear this tattoo for the rest of your lives. At least, the design is kind of cool so you can’t be too mad.
❥ For his timeline, I’m thinking of the time he was away from his crew. Like imagine him reuniting with his crew in Zou and they see you and Law’s like “she’s my wife.” The crew wouldn’t be able to keep up with all of this information!
❥ Maybe he meets you in Punk Hazard. You’re at the cold side of the island so it’s only natural that you’re all covered up. Maybe like Momonosuke, you hid in the ship and they unknowingly took you. You stole their clothes so you could disguise yourself.
“Half deer? I didn’t know such a creature existed.”
❥ You landed no problem and it doesn’t seem like they suspect a stow away. But the problem comes after.
❥ You’re trying to leave when you get discovered by Law. You fought against him but ultimately ended up like the samurai, he cut you apart.
❥ You’re freed when some pirates break the cell. And unlike a certain samurai, you ask for their help to find your other body part. Thankfully, they’re kind enough to help you.
❥ The Straw Hat who finds your body discovers the tattoo. They remember seeing it somewhere before.
❥ At first, they thought you were an acquaintance of Law, but it was obvious you’ve never met him in your life.
❥ That fact will probably only come to light after Luffy and Law formed an alliance.
❥ Law is not on board in saving the kids but Nami wants to so ultimately that’s what Luffy wants too. You silently raise your hand and say that you want to save them too.
❥ To which Luffy gives you a wide grin, “See, Torao, even your soulmate wants to save the kids!”
“Ha?”
“Not fair. I wanna meet my soulmate soon too.”
❥ Everyone is silent and Luffy is confused. “Hm? What’s up?”
“Luffy!! You weren’t supposed to tell them!,” someone whisper-yells. Whoever it was, you didn’t care.
❥ Was it true? That would mean that the man who gave the two of you tattoos is right in front of you. You can now finally scream at his face for the reason why. But you try to calm down. First, you’ve got to know if it’s true.
❥ You grab his arm. “Oi, what are you-”
❥ You push his sleeves, and there, the confirmation you’ve been seeking. You show him the same ink in your skin. He’s surprised but he shakes his head.
“We don’t have time for that.” They’ve got to set in motion the plan and it certainly shocks you.
“Ehhhh!? Kaido!? I’m soulmates with such an unbelievable guy!?”
“You’re not a Straw Hat nor are you a member of my crew. You don’t need to take part.”
“I want to save the kids!!”
❥ And so the whole thing gets into motion. He knows you’re strong just from seeing you and even more so since he’s faced you in battle. But he did get relieved when he saw you with everyone in the meeting place at R-block.
❥ There’s a big feast to celebrate and although you’re neither a pirate nor a marine, they offer you food. You happily accept and get swept with the party. Unknown to you, Law’s eyes don't leave you. He may have brushed the matter off earlier but it remained in his mind through the whole thing.
❥ Other than the trouble that is Straw Hat Luffy, you’ve certainly disrupted his plans by simply showing up at this timing. He’s going to face Doflamingo and he’s uncertain of what will happen in the future.
❥ Still, the matter with the children has been taken care of. There’s no need to tag along with the pirates. You glance towards your soulmate. He has said it. You have no place in the plan. Maybe you should at least be glad that you did meet rather than never.
❥ You’re heading to board the Marine’s ship but are stopped by a firm grab on your wrist. You turn to see Law, hiding his face with his hat.
❥ Even though he’s uncertain, he’s not willing to let you go on this island, especially with the marines.
“Come with me, Y/N-ya.”
❥ That’s all he says, after all it’s not an order but an invitation filled with the desire to spend more time with you and get to know you.
❥ If you do come with him, you bet you’ll be one of the reasons the Straw Hats give more headache to Law.
“You’re not gonna join your wifey?” one of them jokes when you’re not around.
❥ You join them in Dressrosa. You’re not on Law’s team but you don’t mind. You wish him luck and safety.
“Aren’t you getting too focused on Doflamingo? What about Y/N?”
“...”
❥ So when you heard that Doflamingo shot Law, your heart almost broke. Geez, you just met him, there’s no way you’re going to let him slip out of your fingers now.
❥ You join Luffy to rescue him.
“The alliance is over!”
“That doesn’t matter to me!”
❥ And oh, you are just so kind. He doesn't care if he’ll lose his life as long as he takes down Doflamingo. But, oh, you make him wanna live.
“Grant me immortality and I’ll make sure you get whatever you wish.”
“Yeah, I’ll give it…to Y/N-ya that is.”
❥ He smiles. He could imagine you getting upset if you had heard him say that.
❥ When the fight with Doflamingo is over, his whole reason for living till now. He promises Cora-san to live for you this time. He chuckles. Maybe you won’t like that either.
❥ You stay with him the whole time he’s recovering, despite being upset that he was ready to throw his life away.
❥ When you finally meet his crew at Zou, they couldn’t stop the bombardment of questions.
❥ “How’d you meet!?” “What the hell happened when we split up, Captain!?” “Did you kiss!?”
I was reading about superstitions and apparently if there’s a bird in the house it’s a sign of dea