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in camp half blood
will *trying to make a point*: and that's why the d in apollo stands for depression
apollo kids with depression: *exist*
jason: *bursts out laughing*
will *regretting his life choices*: wait! no!
nico: it's okay, i'm sure there were several ds in apollo
will *frustrated*: he's my father
Bruce: I am the darkness. I am vengeance. I am your wors-
Dick: B, can I have some juice?
Bruce: I am a failure. A loser. A buffoon. How could I have failed you so drastically. Hate me if you must, I will not prot-
Dick: It's ok, Bruce. We can go to the store sometime. Bruce, don't cry!!! Bruce!!! I just wanted water anyway!!! Bruce!!!
Bruce: *sobs*
Johnny, holding a shoe like a phone: wait I can’t hear you, let me put you on sneaker
Ten: i am literally begging you to stop
BTS as cheesy dialogues ft. Maknae Line
Jimin: I’ll live for you~♡
Tae: I’ll die for you..♡
Jungkook: I’ll kill for you ♡.♡
Mera : the only reason I’m helping is so billions of people don’t die in a pointless and bloody war. It hate being around you, you’re crass and irrirating
(5 minutes later)
Mera : lol imma ditch my life for you, wanna make out? ;)
Mera : Why are you just now hesitating to go into the trenches? You’ve been pretty bold in the time I’ve known you
Arthur : *pulls out a sheet of paper labeled ‘character description’* because I am brash, hot-headed, I don’t get along well with people, and do everything on an impulse. I have doubts because we’ve lost based on my irrational choices many times and because my mom supposedly died here
Mera : ...
Arthur : well let’s go then
Barry and Wally in 3.12: Flash or Kid Flash, if you had to choose, gun to your head.
Joe: The gun would go off.
Svt #1
Dino: Jun hyung... Jun: *Not paying attention* Hmm? Dino: Would you rather get into a fight with a grizzly bear or a polar- Jun: I'd rather get into a fight with Seungkwan. Dino: That wasn't even an option- Jun: He should watch his fucking back.