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The Shakespearean Fapper
Sweet, sweet lady, shall it only be in the absence of your love that my palm be set untoward mine own self in passion, though it might grow of hair and mine eyes might grow blind from such lonely abuse. An inadequate replacement of little consequence, though it is but all that I have in remembrance of you. In reluctant desperation I spill myself upon the barren ground in lieu of filling your silken vessel. The absence of your love I can take no more, my sweet. Flee from south Frampton and return to your pilgrim. Unravel the ball in which he hath placed himself about his pillow. Spare the sullied ground upon which he lays, pluck the hairs from his swollen palm that they might not return and restore his sight that he might gaze upon your shimmering beauty once more. ~ Trabue Gentry
An Orgasm A Day...
Life should be filled with as much good feeling as possible and orgasms are one of the best means toward achieving that end.
Orgasms are fantastic in that they not only feel incredibly good but provide a very nice lingering effect that can set the tone for your entire day. With each orgasm you tend to want another and the more you orgasm the sexier you feel. You become more and more aware of your body, yourself, your id.
Have you ever noticed how nearly impossible it is to entertain unpleasant thoughts during and shortly after an orgasm? The afterglow is beneficial too. You’re high on a flood of oxytocin, endorphins, serotonin and dopamine and, as such, a wonderful sense of peace comes over you and can linger for quite some time allowing for more positive thinking. So, go ahead and orgasm as often as you like.
Have an orgasm first thing in the morning as you lay in bed waking up. It will put you in a good mood and start your day off right. Take a break while working and indulge. Work may seem a lot better when you return. And treat yourself to an orgasm just before you turn in. You’ll sleep better and probably have better dreams too. Remember, outside of simple exhaustion and perhaps a little tenderness, there is no limit to how many orgasms you can allow yourself. ~ Trabue Gentry