Fez X Kelso - Tumblr Posts

Fez: That's gratitude for you. I work all day trying to keep this house nice for you. I cook and clean and work my fingers to the bone, and that's the thanks I get?

Kelso: Well I bust my hump at the police station all day, and you just sit around here watching soap operas and eating bonbons.

Fez: Well, excuse me for having a little fun. Maybe it's because you never take me out anymore!

Kelso: Well, maybe I would if you fixed yourself up a little bit. [shakes his head] Wait a minute, we sound like an old married couple.

Fez, huffing: So now I'm old? And I gave you the best years of my life! [turns his back to Kelso]

Kelso: Look, I'm sorry. [tries to touch Fez's shoulder] I'm sorry, come on. Homies? [tries to shake Fez's hand]

Fez, slapping Kelso's hand away: Don't try to sweet-talk me! [gets up to leave] And if you excuse me, I have a headache.

Kelso: But Fez-

Fez: I SAID HEADACHE!