Fez: That's Gratitude For You. I Work All Day Trying To Keep This House Nice For You. I Cook And Clean

Fez: That's gratitude for you. I work all day trying to keep this house nice for you. I cook and clean and work my fingers to the bone, and that's the thanks I get?

Kelso: Well I bust my hump at the police station all day, and you just sit around here watching soap operas and eating bonbons.

Fez: Well, excuse me for having a little fun. Maybe it's because you never take me out anymore!

Kelso: Well, maybe I would if you fixed yourself up a little bit. [shakes his head] Wait a minute, we sound like an old married couple.

Fez, huffing: So now I'm old? And I gave you the best years of my life! [turns his back to Kelso]

Kelso: Look, I'm sorry. [tries to touch Fez's shoulder] I'm sorry, come on. Homies? [tries to shake Fez's hand]

Fez, slapping Kelso's hand away: Don't try to sweet-talk me! [gets up to leave] And if you excuse me, I have a headache.

Kelso: But Fez-

Fez: I SAID HEADACHE!

To enter the fic giveaway, you must 1) be following me, 2) like or reblog this post (a like and a reblog will put your name in more than once, increasing your chance of winning!) 

In one week (3/13/21), I will put all of the usernames into a random name picker to choose the first, second and third place winners. 

First place: 4000-6000 word fic

Second place: 2000-4000 word fic

Third place: 2000 words or less

Winners get to choose the main ship, side/background ships, basic plot and headcanons they want me to include or base the fic around! These will all be one-shot type fics, so keep that in mind while thinking of your fic. This will be discussed more once the winners are announced! 

Once I have posted the winners, I will message them all privately and we can start talking about the fic! So excited to do this! 

Below the cut are some personal guidelines I have, since there are certain things in fics that I will not write. I want to disclose this information now so that there are no false expectations. 

Continuar lendo

I'm just another zennie trying to forget season 8.

taylor is a zennie and no one can convince me otherwise

Honey, without all the exes, fights, and flaws, we wouldn’t be standing here so tall.

*at the Forman's kitchen*

Hyde: When does Mrs. Forman get back? I'm starving.

Jackie: Don't worry, Puddin'. I made breakfast.

Hyde: Oh, damn! I'm full, couldn't eat another bite.

Jackie: And I figured PR would be the easiest path to launching my reality show "Jackie said go".

Donna: I thought your reality show was to be called "Jackie in a bottle".

Jackie: No, that was my fragrance line, keep up!