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What’s Your Favorite scary Movie?- Ghostface
more ffxiv incorrect quotes *endwalker spoilers, kinda*
Like, none of this will make sense if you haven’t play ew, or at least shb I cannot be stopped (ancients trio edition)
Emet-Selch: You know what I learned from my friendship with Azem? Alisaie: There’s no such thing as too mean? Thancred: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them? WoL, who was Azem: Always hold a grudge?
Azem: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here. Emet-Selch: Hythlodaeus is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Azem. Hythlodaeus: I feel like Azem is the more responsible one of us two though. Azem: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control. Hythlodaeus: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.
Azem: Go big or go home! Emet-Selch: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home. Azem: I'm going big!
*Emet-Selch and Azem looking at a locked gate into a park* Emet-Selch: Aw. :( Azem: You know what they say. Emet-Selch: Please don’t- Azem: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate* Emet-Selch: Fuck-
Hythlodaeus: I'll offer you some friendly advice- Emet-Selch: I don't want your advice. Hythlodaeus: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.
Azem: *pulls back the curtain while Emet-Selch is showering* Azem: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?
Hythlodaeus: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons! Azem: Bet you I can! Emet-Selch: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
Emet-Selch: *dangles hand off bed* Azem, under the bed: *grabs hand* Emet-Selch: This is nice :) Emet-Selch: Wait, why the fuck are you under my bed-
Finally done. Also sorry for not uploading for a long time. I had a big artblock.
I am holding my bloody heart out to you, my hands stained with red from holding it for so long.
and while you are not the person who ripped it out of my chest,
you are the person I am trusting to take care of it.
maybe you can put it back in for me.