Fitz Kotlc - Tumblr Posts
babes since you a have dex, I’m taking fitz
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anyways guess who just saw the Fitz portrait :3
I think the common opinion is Keefe is the morally grey mommy issues boy and Fitz is just vanilla golden boy. But Fitz was literally going to murder his brother for joining the Neverseen! Keefe barely had that in him in Stellarlune. Fitz actually did let his brother drown in troll goop so there's also that.
hot take, Fitz Vacker is Anti-Hero, not Keefe
Incorrect KotLC Quote #4
(Sorry for missing the one yesterday)
Biana: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Sophie: Is it me, Biana?
Biana: No, it's not you.
Dex: Is it me, Biana?
Biana: It's not you either.
Fitz: Is it me, Biana?
Biana:
Biana, mockingly: Is IT mE Biana?
Incorrect KotLC Quote #5
(so it's been a while... heh.. it's not like anyone reads these anyway so *shrugs*)
Biana, Sophie, and Dex are sitting on a bench.
Fitz: Why do you guys look so sad?
Biana: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Fitz sits down*
Sophie: The bench is freshly painted.
Incorrect KotLC Quote #5
(so it's been a while... heh.. it's not like anyone reads these anyway so *shrugs*)
Biana, Sophie, and Dex are sitting on a bench.
Fitz: Why do you guys look so sad?
Biana: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Fitz sits down*
Sophie: The bench is freshly painted.
Incorrect KotLC Quote #6
(shoutout to @i-am-become-a-clown for being my first follower who wasn't already a friend :))
Fitz: You're a loose cannon, Keefe.
Keefe: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Biana: I think you play by your own rules.
Dex: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.
Fitz: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Keefe: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Sophie is a loose cannon.
Sophie: *smashes a chair*
Incorrect KotLC Quote #8
*Sophie is cooking*
Fitz: Any chance that's for me?
Sophie: It's for Dex. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.
Biana: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Incorrect KotLC Quote #9
Keefe: I'm an idiot.
Tam:
Biana:
Fitz:
Sophie:
Dex:
Keefe:
Tam: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
Incorrect KotLC Quote #9
Keefe: I'm an idiot.
Tam:
Biana:
Fitz:
Sophie:
Dex:
Keefe:
Tam: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
Incorrect KotLC Quote #10
Sophie: I think we're missing something.
Fitz: Teamwork?
Biana: Cohesion?
Keefe: A general sense of what we're doing?
Incorrect KotLC Quote #10
Sophie: I think we're missing something.
Fitz: Teamwork?
Biana: Cohesion?
Keefe: A general sense of what we're doing?
Incorrect KotLC Quote #11
Fitz: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Fitz and Sophie, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Biana: Out turn, Tam! One, two, three- vanilla!
Tam, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
Incorrect KotLC Quote #11
Fitz: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Fitz and Sophie, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Biana: Out turn, Tam! One, two, three- vanilla!
Tam, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
Incorrect KotLC Quote #12
Biana: Sophie isn't answering her imparter.
Fitz: I'll call.
Tam: Biana and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Sophie: Hello?