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My personal take on this prompt.
Person A: Dude are you okay?!? You almost died out there!
Person B: I can’t believe I almost died- wait. . . I ALMOST DIED!
Person A: Yeah, I literally just said tha-
Person B: I ALMOST DIED AND I STILL HAVEN’T FIGURED OUT THE TRUTH! MOTHERF*CKER!
Person B: Oh well, better luck next time.
Person A: Ok, what the actual f*ck.
I Hope you enjoyed that.
Have a good day or night everyone.
Your life flashed before your eyes, and you saw something you didn’t remember. Now you seek near-death experiences so you can find the truth.
For the memes
It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
My personal take on this prompt.
Person A: Dude are you okay?!? You almost died out there!
Person B: I can’t believe I almost died- wait. . . I ALMOST DIED!
Person A: Yeah, I literally just said tha-
Person B: I ALMOST DIED AND I STILL HAVEN’T FIGURED OUT THE TRUTH! MOTHERF*CKER!
Person B: Oh well, better luck next time.
Person A: Ok, what the actual f*ck.
I Hope you enjoyed that.
Have a good day or night everyone.
Your life flashed before your eyes, and you saw something you didn’t remember. Now you seek near-death experiences so you can find the truth.
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