Thanks @rollingwheels Thanks Again I Really Appreciate It

Thanks @rollingwheels thanks again I really appreciate it

Ok, I'm back. That was a long break, lol 😆

So really quick

1. What was lightning sent to juvenile for

2. I honestly think it was for fighting cause when I think of juvenile lightning McQueen I think of white boy Carol from shameless but that just me

3. How would Francisco and chicks react and I feel chicks would definitely release it to the public and lightning get bombarded with with question lol Francisco would probably think lightning could fight

Ok, that it .......I somewhat promise

Lmaooo! It's all good!

Also I apologize I wasn't able to get to your ask faster, but here it is!!

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1) Lightning went to juvie for being caught too many times by police in the act of stealing and petty theft that had increasingly escalated to the point where a court was involved.

However...

Lightning never hurt anyone

He was never peer pressured into doing stuff that would get a legal adult into prison such as straight up robbing a place or holding someone at gunpoint/weapon point.

And he only stole small things that were mostly for other people. Socks for a homeless man, shoe laces for a poor girl who could never afford new shoes, granola bars for a toddler who always goes hungry at home, candy bars to cheer up the sad old lady down the street, etc.

The only time he stole for himself was when he was escaping being put into the system, where he snuck back into his old home and grabbed his birth certificate for some form of identification so he could get it to Harv.

2) If Francesco ever found out, he'd at first be slightly confused, then become intimidated by the fact after he thought it over.

Lightning McQueen? The guy he constantly poked at and made fun of for fun? That Lightning McQueen had gone to jail?

And of course Francesco hasn't really heard the full story behind Lightning convictions, so he kinda assumes the worst at first and thinks to himself in relief-

Gee, good thing their banter was all in good fun for the most part...

3) Now in the other hand, if Chick Hicks found out he'd have a whole ass whale of a time doxing McQueen on socal media. Spreading it around and spitting out rumors and false information about it which would have ended with a lawsuit for defamation if Chick's harassment continued for longer than it had. (Which was about two weeks)

And at first Lightning gets all nervous and worked up about it, but then with the help and reassurance of his new family he manages to keep a cool head.

The doxing eventually stops when the news becomes more irrelevant and Chick's social media accounts get suspended for about a month or so

Hahaha 😆

Hey I love your cars writing can you give me funny headcannas of lightning being a brat I just love that and I saw an old post where lightning was being picked up by doc and photographers got it can I please get the full story I just know Francisco keep showing it to embarrassed lightning please

Some Bratty Lightning McQueen Coming Up, My Anonymous Friend!

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Lightning's voice always goes slightly higher when he's complaining, its just a thing that happens that never really changed. (He hates it to no end)

Somewhere in his rookie years, he got into the mind set that people will give him stuff if he complained enough about it. He has grown out of it, no thanks to Doc, but even with Doc around there are times where his mind will immediately revert back to being annoying and whiny.

And the conversations would start something like the following-

"Doc, I'm starving! There's a McDonalds just down the road,"

"No, kid. McDonalds is unreasonably overpriced these days,"

"Oh come on! It's literally five blocks down the road!"

"Answer is still no, kid,"

"But I want McDonalds!"

"Nope. Not gonna happen,"

"Why not?"

The conversation would just derail and spiral from there until it became a nonsense back and forth where neither party made any progress.

So Doc came up with a new way to win.

Everytime something like that happened, Doc would just pick Lightning up and not let him go until he shut up about it, mostly ignoring the kid's complaining. (The longest amount of time Doc held Lightning was 2 hours, and it only ended because Lightning finally passed out from complaining)

When Lightning is feeling extra bratty, he stomps his foot.

He also totally gives off Sharpay Evans vibes on some occasions when he's with his friends.

His tantrums also give tabloids and other racers like Francesco and Chick fuel to increase their fire.

Francesco always posts the tantrums that Lightning throws to his social media platforms, making fun of him whenever he gets the chance.

Chick almost always brings up a Lightning tantrum when it happens on his talk show. Even if it isn't scheduled in the script, he still manages to find time for it to be somewhere.

Hahaha 😆

Had a dream that Megatron kidnapped Bee and held him for ransom but instantly regretted it because he will not stop fucking talking and roasting everyone because he knows that if Megan kills him then the deal is off. In one scene Megan was on the phone with Swindle and Bee was in the back calling Swindle's name over and over and over and over until his patience finally broke and he asked what the fuck he wanted, to which Bee asked "Do you sell any ligma?" and Swindle said "What the fuck is a ligma" while Megan sighed because this is literally the 50th dick joke this week and it's only Monday. Bee also keeps asking about Megatron's love life because he might as well if he's stuck here.

"Dude when are you gonna fuck my boss, or are you still fuckin Screamer? I bet you ain't had good valve in megacycles, thas prolly why you such an asshole. Pent up bitch. No bitches havin ass bitch. Ugly ass bitch. Stupid ass bitch. How you gonna get assassinated, fuckin lame ass bitch. Whore. Gay. Gay. Homosexual. Gay. No balls. Gay. Hoe. Slut. Blue balls havin ass. Dickless. Dicknips. Big tiddy havin ass. No ass havin ass. Gets betrayed every Tuesday lookin ass. Wealthy lookin ass. Lonely lookin ass. Cringe. I bet you cry yourself to sleep at night. 'No one to tuck me in at night' lookin ass. 'Nice guys finish last' lookin ass. 'Rawr x3 Im so quirky and weird' lookin ass. Edgy lookin ass. 12 layers of makeup lookin ass. 'I went to college for this' lookin ass. 50 shades of purple lookin ass." - Bumblebee to Megatron, 2023

"I know you aint laughin', 8 legged ass bitch. Itsy bitsy lookin ass bitch. How you gonna suck me then ghost me tf. [talking about the power snatchin shit] Fuckin whore. What even is the deal with you and Optimus? Are you his ex? Honestly he could've done better tbh. Slut. Hoe. 'I listen to Drake' lookin ass bitch. XXXtentacion listenin ass bitch. I bet you use tinder, stupid ass bitch. I bet you catfish mfs on twitter. You look like you use reddit just to play into your goofy ass 'not like the other girls' persona. Newsflash: Drinking starbucks is not a personality trait." - Bumblebee to Black Arachnia, 2023

Omg!!! He kept bee little drawing 🥺🥹🥹🥺

if we’re still doing the shipping game what about platonic/found family ships? the most prominent one i see on your blog is bee being the baby which i absolutely agree on. tho it’s more based on tfp yeah?

Oh, that’s actually an interesting question :D. I love the found family trope and I think the whole tfp Team Prime is a great example of it. Even Optimus himself calls his team a family, it’s absolutely adorable. For me it includes humans too, both children and Fowler with June, I love all the sillies. Speaking of platonic ships, I think that Ratchet and June would actually make good friends, they have similar experiences and honestly, they have matching vibes.

And yes, tfp Bumblebee being the child of the team is one of my favourite things to draw. Optimus and Ratchet being his parents is something that I’ll never get tired of drawing. I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned it before, but in my humanformers AU Ratchet is Bumblebee’s biological father. Ratchet had been raising him alone until he met Orion when Bee was around 7 years old (in human years). Orion and later on Optimus becomes Bumblebee’s stepfather so their bond is also as strong. Ratchet and Bumblebee’s story may vary in different AUs, but it’s always important to me to represent their relationship in a “parent and child” way.

Actually, here are some of the drawings with them I haven’t posted yet. These two are my everything T^T

Nice

So I had funny idea but you don't have to if you don't want to but how would tfa team prime react if they found out bumblebee was smoking the cybertron equivalent of weed ( not around sari of course) but just when he feels stressed out

Again you don't have to but it would be great if you did lol 😆 😄 i like your blog alot

Optimus is confused. Where did Bumblebee hide it? Or find it? If not on Earth, then where? The last space bridge? After the burst of panic and confusion, Optimus makes a decision. Bumblebee can continue this, as long as it isn’t around Sari or other humans. He knows what it’s like to be young and stressed, and he’d done this too (when Sentinel would bring it back to the academy for Optimus, usually the night before a test he was stressing about).

Ratchet is extremely concerned and takes it away from Bumblebee. He’ll dispose of it properly (so that organic life isn’t impacted) and teach Bumblebee some relaxation techniques. Some of which Ratchet can guide him through.

Prowl will start to gently encourage Bee to find a better de-stressing method. He’ll ask Bee to try meditation with him, but if Bumblebee is persistent about using the substance, Prowl will leave him alone.

Bulkhead couldn’t care less. If it’s helping Bumblebee, then he’s fine with it. Might even join Bee if he’s stressed out of his mind. Bulkhead won’t make a habit out of it though.

Thanks again so much this is awesome 👌 👏 👍 😍 💖

Hahaha 😆 just the thought of Sentinel ask blackarachnia that and she knows Damm well she wasn't pregnant before the academy

Thanks so much for the first ask 😊 but what about Sentinel I know he wouldn't be protective of him but he would definitely stair at bee a lot I bet he even thought at one point " did elita even have a son " lol ohh and how would blackarachnia feel if she actually got a good look at bee like

blackarachnia : why does the little one look so much like me

Sentinel: before the academy were you ever you know...........

Elita: NO !!

You're welcome.

And yes, Sentinel wouldn't be protective of Bumblebee, but he'll definitely stare at him a lot. Of course, back when Sentinel was Bee's drill sergeant, Sentinel had wondered if Bumblebee was Elita's clone or something. Plus, after losing Elita, Sentinel would have stayed away from Bee for a while since was too painful for him.

Blackarachnia also would have been shocked when she met Bumblebee. Surprisingly, Blackarachnia and Bumblebee didn't interact much, though I believe it's because it's painful for her to look at him since he looks like her before she was a techno-organic. So every time she looks at him, he reminds her of the time she was once that young and carefree bot she used to be.

Also yes, if given the chance, Sentinel would have asked Blackarachnia if she's related to Bumblebee, to which she responds with a big no.