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Some Kara ♥️
I decided to draw the autumn artwork of Kara from 1 year ago :)
I absolutely despise the rendering and background but I'm too lazy to do anything about it
I've improved quite a bit :)
Here's the final fruit wife :)
Coconut Kara :)
She's the rich gay wine aunt or fun one :))
Need help getting 1000 dollars? She can hook you up in 2 days, wanna go to the skate park? She's in, show her the directions
She's pretty Athletic but not like Mango Kara :)
Only problem with her is that, she's everywhere and nowhere all at the same time
Need her help in the kitchen? She's at the carnival, trying to get some private time? She's behind you, for some reason
But overall fun :)
Wolf cute wifey and suit wifey soon 🙏😩
speaking of america’s favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there
No easy way to explain this, but it is eye catching.
A New Fruit!
An Offer
A careful inspection
A question
A nibble...
A bite! I think he likes it!
All done! Time to clean!
Grape - Lychee - Raspberry -Blueberry
: : Photos Source : : hisuzanne
This is a redraw of the Strawberry Witch I made a while back!!
Original:
Lemon Witch Redraw!!
Original:
Alright!! Time for the blueberry Witch Redraw!!!
Here's the original!!
The best thing I’ve learned this week is that some alcohol has a pear inside the bottle
How did it get in there? Like this of course
Bottles are slid over young fruits and tied to the trunk for stability. This makes them very difficult to care for and frankly the goofiest looking pear tree I’ve ever seen but am I going to buy a bottle of this just to stare at it? Probably.
New fruit conspiracy bc yall rly seemed to like the last one
Alright. Lemons. Hear me out.
Lemons. Are. MILITARY WEAPONS/EXPIRIMENTS. AND IM FINNA TELL YOU WHY.
Now, you're probably thinking "Shark, what the actual H-E- double FUCK are you on about?" And I js need you to bear with me.
LEMONS ARE A MAN MADE FRUIT. THEY ARE NOT REAL .
I just recently learned that lemons are NOT a naturally occuring fruit and are a hybrid of a tangerine and a citrus fruit. WHAT??? You're telling me that these genderfluid freak fruit are MANMADE? turns out, yes. They are. So now the real question is why did we make them? Was it accident? Was it to kill God? Or was it to take over the world. The answer is probably all of those.
Im proposing that evil scientists long long ago were trying to make a weapon that was so uncannily normal looking that it wohld go totally unnoticed. They probably didnt expect that it would literally be used in foods and drinks and other shit all over the world. This weapon? The lemon. The fruit Lemon Demon used for his name.
So why were they trying to make this weapon? No idea. Probably to fight the nazis. Or God. But maybe they didn't mean to make this fruit so awesome. Maybe it was supposed to kill people instead of making their faces twist and their lips pucker. Think about it.
And yes, Lemons do grow naturally now, but they didn't back then until the tangerine and the citrus were fused. Magic. I dont really know how that happened but I do know that plants have sex somehow and that Is how this bullshit happens. And now we have the lemon. Yay. Even though IT SUCKS!!! LEMON IS THE SECOND WORST FLAVOR AFTER GRAPE AND NO ONE CAN PROVE ME OTHERWISE. I ONLY LIKE PINK LEMONADE AND I HARDLY EVEN DRINK IT!!!
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
Kirigiri Kyoko headcanons
-Likes fruits a LOT
-Lots of book collection
-Has played DDLC
-She really likes coffee
-Has a collection of big ribbons and (regular sized) ties, Sayaka didn't help with this obsession
-She's allergic to fish
-Perfers long skirts
-Waaay too cometative when it comes to MarioKart
-Only lets Makoto touch her hands
Alexandra Khitrova raspberry dragon blueberry dragon cherry dragon grape dragon cloudberry dragon
more by Alexandra Khitrova
Bread - Fruit Bread - Cherry Spice Loaf With almond extract, dates, cherries, and raisins as its main ingredients, this quick bread is sweet and fruity.
Autumn Muffins - Quick Bread These fragrant, moist muffins are well-spiced with cinnamon, nutmeg, and ginger and feature the autumnal flavors of apple, cranberry, figs, and hazelnuts.
Desserts - Loquat Crumble Try this delicious crumble if you're able to get your hands on some fresh loquats. Before being used in the filling, the loquats must first be simmered.
Appetizers and Snacks - Blackberry-Basil Skewers These light, simple appetizer skewers with fruit, cheese, and basil are sure to be a hit at your upcoming gathering or potluck.
