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my theories of life
AI is connected to AI in different universes, so if we uploaded something in this universe, it could be generated by AI in another. That's how it 'generates' all those crazy images. Each star is a soul waiting to be born, that's why there's less and less stars over time, like back in like idk dude the 1500s there'd be an entire milkyway, but since time increased there's only white dots now. Everytime a few stars are born, a person dies. That's also why there's less and then more stars each night, that's why the amount of stars each night differs. If you die and you didn't fulfill your purpose or do good in your life, you become a star again, in a cycle. If you did do good, you transcend, or some shit like that, not becoming a star. That's ALSO why there's less stars, because people kept doing good, so they didn't become stars again, therefore no stars were made if they died. I know it's scientifically impossible, but it's a nice thought. I don't know if people will be able to understand that, if you can't, reread it a few times, maybe. Or maybe I js don't make sense.
I cannot get this out of my fucking head but idk how to explain it what if noone looks like you think they do? what if noone talks the same language? what if people arent human? what if all these words are made up? what if you see these words and letters completely different? what if you hear me speak a different language and make different noises then the one I think I speak? what if everyone sees and hears things differently from everyone else, but we wouldn't know because our brains make us hallucinate and think their talking the same language as us, and their brains make them hallucinate and make me think im talking the same language as them? what if noone sees or hears or does anything the same?? what if its all in your mind, and everyone else has a different one???
If you ever encounter a conspiracy person of any type irl, you can act like you've never heard of
their particular conspiracy
online communities
Don't start arguing with them headfirst, or tell them that they're wrong. Make them explain the entire thing to you from the start, and once they have, ask them where has this happened? Whom has it happened to? How do they know these people that have experienced this? Like was that their uncle or a co-worker or who exactly is it that has told them about these things?
And as soon as they mention online forums, just look at them with deeply baffled confusion, and as slowly as possible, ask "so you were told all this by... someone from the internet?" with the exact same cautiously incredulous tone as if they had just said they receive all of their news from a talking dog.
My conspiracy theory is that he made Kaishin cousins to distract everyone from his terrible choice of keeping Toichi alive and it's working.
Alex Jones is a real sad man deep down.
did y’all look at the moon last night…? i was there & can confirm some existing conspiracy theories
I wonder if the people who used to tell me Catcher in the Rye is a serial killer book when I was reading it have read Catcher in the Rye yet.
Check your conspiracy theory part two: double, double, boil and trouble
Does your conspiracy theory sound something like this?
There is a large number of people who practice a form of religion that demands animal and human sacrifices.
Their practices can be traced all the way back to ancient times.
They are responsible for many mysterious murders, disappearances, and animal deaths.
They especially prey on children, or require children for certain rituals.
Their rituals include immoral sexual activities.
They practice ritual cannibalism.
They use something from the victims' bodies for medicinal or mystical purposes.
They regularly cast curses.
They have special means of manipulating or controlling people's minds.
Strange medical and psychological symptoms are evidence that one has been targeted or tortured by these people.
Their rituals and holidays are viscerally disgusting mockeries of normal, wholesome rituals and holidays. Feces, urine, and blood are often involved.
Members are severely punished (physically and psychologically) for transgressions.
Members are frequently driven to suicide.
Members often lead double lives, often seeming to be good law-abiding citizens to the public.
There are numerous telltale signs that give their allegiance away; EG, strange body markings or owning things that could be used in rituals.
If evidence can't be found, it's because they have ways of hiding it.
They have ways of traveling and transporting victims to seemingly improbable locations with no one noticing.
They might believe themselves to be worshiping pagan gods, but it's actually a satanic deception.
All of these claims go back to early modern witch panic and blood libel. (There is significant overlap between these things.) You can find this kind of stuff claimed in literature like the Malleus Malificarum, A Discovery of Witches (the one by Matthew Hopkins), and the Compendium Maleficarum. You can also find information on the history of blood libel over here.
I finally had to delete the Instagram app again because I can't stop watching Reels. My problem was to the point I was scrolling so damn much that I ended up in car mods and tinfoil hat country.
Listen to Folk, Viking metal feels like:
Now I’m ready to fight with Lizards looool
what are the wildest things people have said to you?
i'll go first, i attract weird people apparently
dude comparing himself to lung cancer to and me to a smoker to justify trying to hurt me
disabled woman claiming ableism was ok because she was abused by a disabled person
girl told me the irish were originally black and had all been replaced by scandinavian actors
classmate said i couldnt be autistic because they were autistic and didnt like me
when i was like 7 a grown ass woman asked me to give her therapy
my fourth grade teacher told me train isn't a word
the real and true origin store of a real and true dog i know
it's that time of year again where the conspiracy theorists who believe jungkook is princess diana reincarnated emerge from the shadows
rice, like humans, is mostly water. thus, eating rice may be essentially equivalent to cannibalism. and as we know, cannibalism is frequently used as a metaphor or even stand-in for gay sex. therefore eating rice can be seen as the same as gay sex. in this essay I will
This is my personal conspiracy theory.
This is my personal conspiracy theory.
Jake from State Farm is a demon here’s my proof:
1. Something is given up in sacrifice (damaged car, home, etc)
2. You have to chant something for him to show up (like a good neighbor State Farm is there)
3. You have to sign a contract for him to help you
Illuminati invitation:
Based the membership criterion of the Illuminati, we find you are of great interest in possession of a good mastery of manual dexterity and academic proficiency. With this, we look at you as the class that will be the platform for which you stand to meet the wealthy people who can raise you to wealth, power, fame and glory. I strongly recommend that you join us in the Illuminati. Joining us you become wealthy and live the life you desire. Do you accept the offer?
Yes, I want to join you :) Thank you for your offer, I accept it!
So, the place I work at changed owners, hence my sudden rise in positions.
But in the beginning, the new owner had me fill out an eleven page packet, front to back, on getting to know me.
I looked at my coworkers and confidently said, “I’m gonna write about Bigfoot.”
And I was dead ass serious.
I wrote about Bigfoot, Ufology, paranormal investigating, conspiracy theories as well as other pseudosciences and my passion for writing. I also wrote about my enjoyment to become an actor, director, and create other projects. I wrote all of this partly because it’s all true and I hold dear but also because I half assed it. Thinking they would think it was ridiculous.
They approached me days later after I filled that thing front to back and told me how much they appreciated my authenticity.
So, long story short and the message of this story is to always write about Bigfoot.✨