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Taka: I will love you to the day I die. Byakuya who has a crush on him but he is an idiot: ,,,, Like in a friend way??

Byakuya: Ok so I have decided to play a warlock because- Junko and Taka: Magic sugar baby. 

Toko: First borns are the dumbest currency ever like, ‘Hey Give me two billion dollars and a good writing skill and you can have my child’ Like??? Kirigiri: As a first born I was confused by the first seven words Toko: Shut up dumbass currency.

Hifumi: I wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen? Murkro: Do you know how many people would be dragons? Leon: You say that like its a bad thing.

Rando at a panel: Does Nagito’s arm have a vibration feature?  Taka and Junko: IT DOES NOW.

Junko: Oh to be a goose and wreak havoc Murkro: You already do it as a human. Junko: Yes but GOOSE-

Taka: Every time someone dies in Danganronpa, Byakuya gets more leg. Hes gonna be 90% leg soon. He needs to share.

Interviewer: What did your characters do this season! Taka (plays Kamakura) and Komeda in unison: Romance.

Interviewer: Are Taka’s eyebrows fake? Taka: Yep. They are stickers. Would you like some?

Ouma in character: FEAR ME, FOR THE WORLD IS MINE KOKICHI OU- Ouma bumping into the stand next to him: oh my god im so sorry shdjhdndks-

Junko looking at Sayaka’s death: Oh my gods this is so sad Makoto play despasito.

Kirigiri: Murkro enoshima, the sixthenth student- Junko offscreen: ThE oNe ThEy CaLl tHe UlTiMaTe DiSpAr

Byakuya: Im to gay for this. Goodbye.

Aoi: LISTEN UP BASTARDS- Aoi: -not you Taka your an angel and we adore you.

Taka: What are you? Five? Mondo: Yeah five inches taller than you. Mondo: please dont kill me.

Hifumi: Kyouko wont come out of her room? Is she okay? Im worried. :( Leon: Just tell her I said something. Hifumi: Like what???? Leon: anything incorrect. ..Like a minute passes.. Kirigiri: IM SORRY THE SUN IS A PLANET??????

Peko: Pluto is not a planet because- Nagito: Pluto is a planet fuck you. Peko: No its not because- Hajime: PLUTO IS A PLANET FUCK YOU. Peko: No. Listen- Nagito and Hajime: PLUTO LA FUCK YOU.

Aoi: Full fruit trees on the side of the road are more tempting than any man (or woman but girl pretty so:/) will ever be. Byakuya: THIS is why we got kicked out of eden; you hoes cant control yourselves.

Nagito: How many sides does a octagon have. Hajime: ... Chiaki: How many sides Hajime.

1107 strikes again.

Aoi: drink water babes!! Byakuya: no. Aoi: Then become the dirt I walk on!!

Kirumi: Gentle reminder to no eat to much candy before bed. Himiko: no. Kirumi: That was a gentle reminder; but your words fill me with an ungodly amount of rage. Shuichi: *word Kirumi: I want nothing less than to kill you.

Leon: hey Leon: everyones bones are wet. Sayaka: Why??? Would you say that??? Leon: no one said hi back.

Leon: still dont know how to spell spagetti without auto correct lol. Kirigiri: where is the H? Leon: a. a H??????

Miu: fuck. Kirumi: Gasp. (taking Ouma out of the room) Ouma: Oh fuck. :( Kirumi: Gasp. (About to throw hands with Mui.)

Ouma: Junko and I were cooking cookies and Taka came over and said ‘Tomorrow is trash day you know what that means.’ and Junko looked over at me and said “its time for you to go.”

Leon: I just told Taka i was a ghost and had died; and that I was a manifesting into the friend he lost. Leon: and he said “well go to the light; im sick of your bullshit.”

Taka: You know when you have your period and you stand in the shower and watch all the blood go down the drain and pretend you were just in a gang battle? Mondo: Is??? Is this what people with periods think about??? Akane: Well we have em once a month gotta make something out of them.

Hifumi: My name backwards is: “disappointment and skin problems.” Byakuya: Hello, Smelborp Niks Dna tnemtnioppasid. Kirumi: You know its not safe to say your name on the internet. Hifumi: Im done. Toko: Smelborp for president! Taka: Smelborp has my vote. Kirigiri: Smelborp will be the next great president.  Hifumi: everyone here is a sarcastic little shit.

.... actor au????

Taka: Wait; did you just flirt with me? Byakuya: Have been for the past year, thanks for noticing!

Keade: Compliment me!!!! Tsumugi: You have eyes. Keade: Thanks!!!! <3<3<3

Mikan: Ok rate your pain from 1-10 Hajime: 0. Mikan: Hajime: would not recommend. 

Kirigiri: Ok you need to relax right now. Hifumi: BUT H O W CAN IT BE ‘BIRTHDAY CAKE’ WHEN BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOUR????

Toko: I used to suffer from depression, but with hard work and hope, i now suffer anxiety and depression.

K im done posting for the day. (posts another incorrect quote)

Toko: Im trash lol  Komaru: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is seven ok? Toko: you smooth fucker.

Yasuhiro: Whoever invented marriage is so creepy. Yasuhiro: Like, I love you so much that I'm going to get the government involved so you cant leave

Mondo: The word Daddy is so sexualised that my kids are gonna have to call me bruh or something.

Tenko: So you're taking Kokichi on a date, huh?  Kiibo: yep. Tenko: Hurt him and I will staple dead birds to your car. 

Kirigiri: My eyeliner isn't straight but neither is my sexuality so at least I'm consistent

Celestia to some rando who was being polyphobic:  With all due respect, which is none, go to hell.

Don't post for one day, get extreme anxiety because of it. So now back to my shitposts

Taka: Welcome to Takas defense class. If someone is being a little bitch; break their nose. That's the end of Takas defense class.

Taka: We watched the Lion king and everyone keeps on picking me up and doing that lion king thing.

Kokichi: Im ace as (no) fuck.

Kirigiri: What were you doing?! Taka: What did it look like, huh? Trying to get hit by a train!

Leon: don't correct me! Byakuya: Don't be wrong.

Judge: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Celestia: No. Judge: [covers mic] Uh, what do I do now?

Taka: if it’s a concussion, you have to keep them conscious, okay? Ask them questions.  Aoi: [to Leon] What’s seven times seven? Taka: Stuff they know Hina!

..slams down the result of my mental break down aka looking for incorrect quotes.. How you like it?

Kirigiri:  Murkuro ✨ ikusaba 😼 The 👍 Sixteenth 6️⃣ Student 👺 Lying 🌚 hidden 😾 somewhere 💀 In 👄 this 🦄 school 🏫 The 😵 One 1️⃣ they 😮 call 💁‍♀️ ultimate 😌 despair 🔲 watch 👀 out 👶 for 😎 her 👏 Murkuro: GODDAMNIT LET ME LIVE!!!!

Kirumi: If you dont finish your homework, youll end up at McDonalds.  Kokichi: Were going to McDonalds if i dont do my work! ✨✨✨ Kirumi: N O.

Keade, into google: goblin bite leg what do. google: elevate and apply pressure Keade, lifting Kokichi up: apologize or else

Celestia RP: once you reach the top of the ladder, Sayaka... you can only go down. Sayaka RP, crying: side to side! Celestia RP: well- yeah i mean you could go side to side but there's- i mean there'd really be no point.

Junko: oh it's 31% stable. just like me, awesome.

Ryoma: how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? What drives you? I got out of bed once and I've been exhausted ever since!  Byakuya: you need to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself.

Poly78. Poly78. Poly78.

Taka: Hey has anyone seen my top? Sayaka: Mondo's in the kitchen. Mondo: OMG NO.

(side note, Yashuhiro is NOT in the relationship, hes the idiot older brother friend.)

Hagakure: Lol im like the ultimate third wheel. Taka sitting on Mondo's lap: !!!! what no :(((( Why would you think that?? Sayaka cuddling Junko: what are you talking about???? Kirigiri making out with Celestia: That is not correct.

Taka: Whats that burning smell?? Leon: My desire for you baby ;) Taka: ...LEON THE TOASTER IS ON FIRE.

Makoto: Lesbians what is your wisdom? Celestia: World evil, titty nice. Kirigiri: g,,,,girl Sayaka: Kiss women <3 Makoto: Thank you lesbians.

(Everyone's either in a relationship or a qpp excluding Hiro.)

Taka wearing a dress: How do i look :) Celestia: Holy shit thats the ugliest thing ive ever seen. Taka: :( :,( Celestia: Oh not you dear, the thing beside you. Mondo: Fuck you.

*pops into existence* Heres the thing y’all followed for and are never getting!

Toko: What if the person who named walkie talkies named everything? Toko: Pregnacy tests are maybe babies. Leon: Socks are feetie heaties. Celestia: Defibrillators are heartie starties. Peko: Nightmares are dreamy screamies. Hiro: Stamps are lickie stickies. Byakuya: I hate all of you

Kirigiri: What’s up? Taka, after another day of dealing with 3-E: My blood pressure.

Leon: I think I'm asexual. Sayaka: A sexual what? *wink* Dynamo? Deviant... Leon: No. Asexual. Not sexual.

Maki: I have a question Byakuya: ok, shoot Maki: *shoots at Kuya* can I ask my question now

Monomi: This assignment is easy, just write about your happiest childhood memory Byakuya: Excuse me my what now

Mono: I’m the most responsible teacher. Monomi: You literally just set the kitchen on fire. Mono: Yes, and I take responsibility for that. Monomi: Good to hear that, the damages come off your pay. Mono: IT WASN'T MY FAULT I SWEAR IT WAS THE STUDENTS

somebody said makoto wanted to buy a civet coffee for kyoko but boohoo they're not in the coffee section

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Wonder what's he's buyin

Kirigiri Kyoko headcanons

-Likes fruits a LOT

-Lots of book collection

-Has played DDLC

-She really likes coffee

-Has a collection of big ribbons and (regular sized) ties, Sayaka didn't help with this obsession

-She's allergic to fish

-Perfers long skirts

-Waaay too cometative when it comes to MarioKart

-Only lets Makoto touch her hands

she MIGHT have one or two SILLY jokes up her sleeve !!!!