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This is so true.
jimin and taehyung are only two months apart but jimin sounds like hes 12 and taehyung sounds like he’s gone through puberty twice and this is why i have trust issues
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everyone. on christmas day, december 25th, we all search up “halloween” to make it a trending search. it would be the FUNNIEST thing ever to see halloween be a trending search on christmas day. tell all your friends, repost this, do everything you can to make sure we can do this. REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.
by making memes about goncharov as if it were real, i have, in my hubris, accidentally convinced people that kinnporsche is not real
You Know What I Find Funny? Thinking About How Asriel Learned Magic As Flowey.
And Once He Did, He Made The Decision To Name One Of His Attacks Fricking “FRIENDLINESS PELLETS”!
I Have No Words..
The Little Bastard Has Consumed My Life.
my single favorite moment from this episode was ray trying so hard to look cool in front of his crush only to be forced to break into a dorky little run to stop him from kissing a freddie mercury impersonator in time
I'm sure I can't be the first one to mention this but like. The Necromancer's Wedding Season, the trash romance book Pal has in the river bubble... is like a joke about the plot of the books if Ianthe was the MC right. It's like a stupid foreshadow of Harrow's fanfic universes, and a callback to Ianthe banging on about romance novels before the dinner party.
Ianthe is Abella Trine (her original name was Abella... she and Coronabeth were Cainabeth and Abella), she's 'of Ida', she's 'too skinny', her 'tract specialist flesh magic is too good' and she has 'a few suitors vying for her affections', but she's 'such a pain in the arse' that Palamedes doesn't know why. She's a brunette and wears her hair in an 'unflattering bun' but we can't be too obvious can we!
Gideon is the 'spoiled swordswoman' character who Pal is 'quite fond of' but 'the narrative doesn't like her because she goes to sexy parties every night, which [Pal] regard[s] as a blameless enough hobby'
Harrow is the 'insanely tedious widower from the outskirts of Tisis, whose saintly husband ate a grenade in the war'. The widower and Abella hook up after 'two massive misunderstandings' and then there's a time skip to their baby which lisps and 'can already form a kidney'
Like, this is how Ianthe would write a trashy romance novel about herself & Harrow & Gideon (who is somehow in it twice, as the swordsman and the exploded husband, but you catch the drift. Kiriona vs Gideon I suppose). I feel like this somehow could have something to do with the Unwanted Guest (like why the fuck does Palamedes even have that in his river bubble lmao, and he's writing a sequel on wallpaper), even Alecto or Nona... but mostly it's Ianthe's embarrassingly earnest want for Harrow to love her back. It's just funny. I won't read into it that much. It's a fun joke. Ianthe is THE cringe queen.
I’m just thinking about how many times I’ve heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and I’ll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think he’s a very easy mark and he’ll just keep going and then after a while he’ll say something like “I died 20 years ago” and hang up.
Complete n' Utter Disaster, i love it 😘
You can watch it here on Youtube if you’d like
He'd suck it for free! Def 😏
-the money is just an extra plus for the job
gotta pay back nami's debt somehow