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How do I explain to Netflix I’ve already watched the show it’s recommended to me, just...illegally....

Netflix Trip by AJR really hit different

I am Jake Peralta from the 99. 

By night, you’re the city’s greatest superhero, a paragon of justice and virtue. By day, you’re an annoying, immature brat hated by everyone in the office.

Drawing a character for pride, day 7: Rosa Diaz from Brooklyn 99 - Bisexual [Canon]

I love all the queer rep in B99, it’s just so good and I love that we got aMLM WLW friendship with Rosa and Holt. Also they both definitely have autism, fight me

Drawing a character for every colour on the pride flag!

Black - Captain Raymond Holt from Brooklyn 99 [Gay]

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Shoutout to the cop show that ends with half the characters quitting being cops for ethical reasons

COMMISSIONS OPEN

anyone else think Gina (from Brooklyn 99) may be a wolf therian or wolfkin?

Well, Boyle does say that washing your lover's hair is the best thing

oK but imagine tom drawing you a warm bubble bath after you’ve had a long day

it’s just an intimate thing you both do to comfort each other when either of you has had a shitty or tiring day. 

the speakers in the bathroom are playing soft tunes, echoing in the room and the scented candles make the bathroom feel like an escape. he sits behind you, gently kneading the tension away from your neck and shoulders. his hands roaming your body not in a sexual way at all but just in an attempt to wash the stress of the day away and almost heal you? 

he grabs your favourite shampoo that smells like tropical coconut and rubs it into your scalp in repetitive circular motions. you feel so relaxed and sleepy, feeling his fingers massage your scalp with varying pressure.

he leans forward every now and then to kiss your back and tell you how beautiful you are and how he’s always here for you. his voice is delicate and tender. 

after washing your hair, he reaches for a creamy body wash, putting some on a wet loofah and rubs it across your skin, letting it lather up. you’re clean. he leans back to rest against the tub, pulling you with him as you both lay underneath the bubbles and the warm water gradually turns cold. 

after draining the water, you dry his body and he dries yours. your hands running through his wet hair, you tell him how much you appreciate him and how much you love him. 

he slips one of his oversized t-shirts over your head and pulls you in for a tight hug which turns into both of you just slow dancing to the music. maybe the day’s not too all that bad.

#they're almost the same person

Brooklyn 99 Masterlist

Amy Santiago

Dating Amy - Lotsoffandomimagines

Fluff

Headcanon

Jake Peralta

Dating Jake - Lotsoffandomimagines

Fluff

Headcanon

You called me Jacob, that can’t be good -  Randomfandomimagine

Fluff

Slight angst

Oneshot

Rosa Diaz

Being Rosa’s younger sister - Myriadimagines

Fluff

Headcanon

Moving in with her - Randomfandomimagine

Fluff

Headcanon

Jason: For the record, I'm only here for Alfred's cooking

Dick: Yes! Right out of the gate!

Jason: What?

Dick: We're playing Jason Bingo, family dinner edition

Steph: Everyone's filled their cards with Jason related scenarios, first bingo gets the last cookie

Dick: I had "Jason says he's only here for Alfred's cooking" right here at the center square

Jason: Grabs Duke's bingo sheet "Jason explains that he's late because he had crime boss business" Well what if I did? Sionis is being a bastard and I had to get some orders going and- I'll mark it off for you

Dick: I think I got the winning card here: "Jason tells us that he's allowed to be a drama queen, because he played Lady McBeth in 8th grade"

Jason: I hadn't had my grow spurt, none of the girls wanted to.

Tim: This is a fun one: "Jason never calls me by my name once".

Jason: Shouldn't have said you wanted me not to say it, Tim... bo. damnit! It just sounds wrong... I don't like this game.

Damian: As expected. "Todd objects to Todd Bingo."

Jason: Oh, fuck off

Duke: Jason drops an f-bomb! That's two!

Jason: Well, guess what, I can spoil your little game by just sitting down and saying noth-

Dick: Anyone has "Jason misses his chair?" No one?

Jason, still lying on the floor: I should've stayed dead...

Everyone: Jason makes a death joke!

Me while texting before: lol hahahha

Me, now: i just made that sound that holt made while tasting marshmallows for the first time

Complete n' Utter Disaster, i love it 😘

You can watch it here on Youtube if you’d like