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Ot7 x Y/n Scenario: Crack Chat pt.1
Chat warnings: Attempt at humor? Crack chat!! Brief mention of butt stuffs (nothing explicit!!) Encanto songs!! (Not a warning) Please leave a note, reply or anything counts <33!!
Song #1: Surface Pressure
Song #2 We don't Talk about Bruno
Kook: You know Y/n as many of us there are surely you know some- if not all of us are interested in things dealing with your 3rd hole xD!! (sent 11:23am)
Hobi: JUNGKOOK!!! This was supposed to be a conversation for when we were in person! How crude of you to bring this up while Y/n is at work! (sent 11:24am)
Jiminie: I expected nothing less from that kid. (sent 11:30am)
Kook: You're about as short as a kid Jimin-ssi, really doesn't seem fair you calling me a kid :( (sent 11:31am)
Tae: Jiminie is just height challenged. It's better than brain challenged :p (sent 11:32am)
Kook: I- (sent 11:33am)
Yoongles: I have to agree with Taehyung there Kook, you're all brawn but lack the brain. How rather disappointing :/ (sent 11:34am)
Kook: I didn't sign up for this harassment. This wouldn't be happening if we were in person rather than texting now would it??? Wonder where y'all buying this audacity.. must be on sale this year (sent 11:35am)
Jinnie: Hush childs. I'm trying to meditate and you all are spamming my phone. (sent 11:37am)
Yoongles: Hyung, and I mean this with the most upmost respect, but there's a such thing as a mute button... you might wanna use it :)? Ps. "Childs" is not a word. (sent 11:38am)
Joon: I don't have a clue on what I have entered here, but I wants no part in it. Smh. (sent 11:40am)
Hobi: Pressure like a drip drip drip that'll never stop...woah. (sent 11:42am)
You: Pressure that'll tip, tip, tip, till you just go pop! Woah-oh-oh. (sent 11:45am)
Jiminie: Give it to your sister, your sister's older! (sent 11:46am)
Jinnie: Give her all the heavy things we can't shoulder (sent 11:47am)
You: Who am I if I can't run with the ball? (sent 11:48am)
Kook: ...what -_- (sent 11:49am)
Hobi: Of course you wouldn't be educated about one of the best Disney movies ever...(sent 11:50am)
You: Yeaaah, that's not okay Kook, when I get home you're watching Encanto .. no exceptions!!(sent 11:51am)
Kook: But what about butt stuff :( ? I still wanna know you know(sent 11:52am)
Hobi: Oy vey! Just let it go Kook. Y/n is probably on her break rn & there's no need to kill her appetite with all this "butt stuff." (sent 11:53am)
You: No worries. We'll talk about that in person. Just not in front of my salad ;) (sent 11:54am)
Yoongles: We don't talk about Bruno no no no. We don't talk about Brunooo! (sent 11:55am)
You: BUT! It was my wedding day. (sent 11:56am)
Hobi: It was our wedding day. (sent 11:57am)
Joon: We were getting ready and there wasn't a cloud in the sky! (sent 11:59am)
Hobi: No clouds allowed in the sky. (sent 12:00pm)
You: Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin...(sent 12:02pm)
Hobi: THUNDER!! (sent 12:03pm)
You: You telling this story or am I? (sent 12:04pm)
Joon: I'm sorry mi vida go onnn (sent 12:05pm)
Kook: When did you get married...How rude?! (sent 12:06pm)
Yoongles: On second thought... maybe Bruno's not the issue at hand.. (sent 12:07pm)
Tae: So we not gonna talk about Bruno?? (sent 12:08pm)
You: There's a lot of talk about Bruno :P (sent 12:09pm)
Jiminie: Bruno deserved better... (sent 12:10pm)
Kook: I deserve better!! Why don't you vouch for me?! (sent 12:11pm)
You: Bye Kook ;) (sent 12:12pm)
Sirius and James when they wanted to take Dumbledore to the winter ball-
Sirius *holding a cauliflower in his hand*: Dear Dumblydore, Today, I am here to make a confession. So, when I first saw you, I felt like the gates of heaven have opened for me. Your beautiful eyes, your wrinkly skin, your white beard, everything is so Perfect. With all my love, I would like to ask you if you will accept my flower and go to the ball with me? *Gets down on one knee dramatically*
James *has his hand on his chest and a look of betrayal on his face*: HOW COULD YOU SIRIUS? YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL! HOW DARE YOU ASK THE LOVE OF MY LIFE TO THE BALL? I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS!
Sirius *turns to face James*: I was the first one to fall for Dumblydore. So get lost! He is MINE.
James & Sirius: *start fighting*
Dumbledore: *Is laughing hard*
James: Wait, let us ask Dumbly-Pie who he wants to go with. I bet it's me.
Sirius: Ha! Let's see.
James & Sirius *turn to face Dumbledore*: My dear Dumblydore/Dumbly-Pie, who would you like to go with to the ball?
Dumbledore: *finally catching his breath* I am sorry but I can't go with you both. Remus asked me first and so I am going with him.
Yo Mama Jokes (1/21)
Yo mama so Fat she go to Bathroom and crap on the Toilet
Yo mama so Rich she went to the Mall buy some a iPhone
Yo mama so Smart she got Boyfriend Genie from Midnight Horror School
Yo mama so Hairy she looks like a Squatchy Berger from GoNoodle
Yo mama so Fat she going to the Chinese Restaurant
Yo mama so Strong she training with Coach Terry from GoNoodle
Yo mama so Stupid she go to School about to Library
Yo mama so Slime she was a Best Friends Nova Steamsteen from GoNoodle