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time traveler hyping themself up for the 1920s: it's the great war not WW1 it's the great war not WW1 it's the great war not WW1 it's the great war not WW1


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1 year ago

Ok, so maybe I have the maturity of a 13 year old boy, because whenever I see this scene in A New Hope I have the inexplicable urge to…

Ok, So Maybe I Have The Maturity Of A 13 Year Old Boy, Because Whenever I See This Scene In A New Hope

It’s not even funny and it’s so incredibly stupid, but what can I say.


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10 months ago

yo mama


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10 months ago

wassup

Wassup

i just threw up 12 times Google says I'm gonna die I'm gonna go steal a vape now


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10 months ago

One of my tiktoks. I might start to post on here about random shit like nsfw or sfw or yeah.. #I don't fucking know. #Yomama


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4 years ago
Deimos Only Speaks The Truth Im So Sorry

deimos only speaks the truth im so sorry😢😢

this is my wallpaper help


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3 years ago

Yo Mama Jokes (1/21)

Yo mama so Fat she go to Bathroom and crap on the Toilet

Yo mama so Rich she went to the Mall buy some a iPhone

Yo mama so Smart she got Boyfriend Genie from Midnight Horror School

Yo mama so Hairy she looks like a Squatchy Berger from GoNoodle

Yo mama so Fat she going to the Chinese Restaurant

Yo mama so Strong she training with Coach Terry from GoNoodle

Yo mama so Stupid she go to School about to Library

Yo mama so Slime she was a Best Friends Nova Steamsteen from GoNoodle


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6 years ago

Possibly the oldest “Yo Mama” joke was found on an ancient Babylonian tablet from 3,500 years ago

The tablet was excavated in 1976 by archeologist J.J. van Dijk in present day Iraq. It contained many other jokes and riddles written by an ancient Babylonian student, however The “Yo Mama” joke was the most interesting find. The full joke has been lost to history, however this fragment remains:

“…of your mother is by the one who has intercourse with her. What/who is it?”


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1 year ago

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lemonlung - Who are you and why am I here too?

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11 months ago
Ill Evil Blast Your Mother If You Dont

I’ll evil blast your mother if you dont👿👿👿👿

One Of My Ocs - August (before Her Trauma)

one of my ocs - august (before her trauma)

💥‼️


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3 years ago

IOS 14 LAYOUTS!! <33

IOS 14 LAYOUTS!!
IOS 14 LAYOUTS!!
IOS 14 LAYOUTS!!
IOS 14 LAYOUTS!!
IOS 14 LAYOUTS!!

link to the resources below! <33

https://pin.it/6I2nlOk


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