Sirius Being Sirius - Tumblr Posts
Y/N : Good morning.
Peter : Good morning.
Remus : Good morning.
James : You all sound like robots, try spicing up a bit.
*Sirius Dramatically bursting in the great hall*
Sirius : MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!!
*At a black family dinner*
Orion: I need you all to be straight with me
Everyone:
Sirius: Well shit then bye guys
Bellatrix:
Regulus: Yeah…Uh i’m out too
Andromeda:
Narcissa: Merlin’s beard people One dinner one normal dinner please
Marlene: THE FLOOR IS LAVA
Sirius: *grabs James’ hand and pulls him on to the table*
Also Sirius: *pushes Reg off of where he was trying to get on to the table*
Regulus: Now shut up and help me
with this crossword i need a six letter word for disappointment
Sirius: Family
Walburga:
Regulus: Works for me
Sirius: i have no value :( Remus: that's not what i said! Remus: i said you had no nutritional value. because i said i wanted to eat something and you said 'me' Sirius: i have no value :( Remus: NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE Sirius :(
i saw a post that was like ‘sirius black in braids sirius black in braids’ but i raise u
trans regulus doing his brother’s braids because obviously reg got taught how to do them at a young age but now his hair isn’t long enough to plait so he just does it for sirius
silver - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 186
Remus is a man of habit. It's how he handles the intense stress of turning into a man-eating monster once a month. He has routines, preferences, and favorites. Favorites that don't change.
One of his favorites? Maroon.
He's not sure how it happened, but but age eleven, he finds himself surrounded by the color. It's fate that he's sorted into Gryffindor, because then his house colors match his bedding and his favorite sweaters and his frayed and faded bag.
But as he's unpacking his dark red trunk and placing his picture of his family on his bedside table, a voice makes him turn.
"Hm...so what's your favorite color, then?"
It's a joke, he knows, because the answer is as obvious as the smug grin on the other boy's face. But as Remus takes in a closer view of the stunning boy he'd been admiring earlier at dinner, he can't help but choke on nothing. Because the boy's eyes are the most beautiful shade of shimmering grey he's ever seen.
"Silver," he says, and his heart skips a beat.
Because where the fuck did that come from?
Hogwarts Express - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 227
They're hidden in the shadows, the smoke of the Hogwarts Express and the pillars of the station hiding them from view.
"We're going to miss the train," Remus mumbles, but to Sirius's delight, he doesn't make any effort to move.
"Fuck the train," Sirius whispers, still kissing up his neck, "I missed you."
The taller boy blushes, wrapping his arms more securely around him, sighing into the touch. "I love you," he says, but it's so quiet they can hardly hear it over the hissing of the steam coming from the engine.
Except they both do hear it. And Sirius pulls back, eyes wide, as he stares at his boyfriend with a grin.
"I-"
But just then, a whistle sounds.
"Fuck!" They both curse, running hand-in-hand to the nearby door of the already slightly-moving train, Remus hopping up first and helping Sirius up after him, both thanking Merlin that James and Peter were kind enough to grab their trunks. It's only after they make it and slam the door shut that they look at each other, a bit breathless, and Remus turns to go.
"Wait!" Sirius says, and pulls the other boy back into a heated kiss. "I love you, too, Moons," he murmurs, grinning up at him.
And they both smile stupidly until Remus realizes. "Shit, I have a Prefects meeting!"
And they're off running again.
marlene going to a rock concert for her birthday with sirius and pit tickets and dorcas being the security guard who split up a fight between a guy harassing marls and sirius.
dorcas threw out the guy, and if she got marlene’s number, then that was between her and marlene.
Sirius and James when they wanted to take Dumbledore to the winter ball-
Sirius *holding a cauliflower in his hand*: Dear Dumblydore, Today, I am here to make a confession. So, when I first saw you, I felt like the gates of heaven have opened for me. Your beautiful eyes, your wrinkly skin, your white beard, everything is so Perfect. With all my love, I would like to ask you if you will accept my flower and go to the ball with me? *Gets down on one knee dramatically*
James *has his hand on his chest and a look of betrayal on his face*: HOW COULD YOU SIRIUS? YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL! HOW DARE YOU ASK THE LOVE OF MY LIFE TO THE BALL? I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS!
Sirius *turns to face James*: I was the first one to fall for Dumblydore. So get lost! He is MINE.
James & Sirius: *start fighting*
Dumbledore: *Is laughing hard*
James: Wait, let us ask Dumbly-Pie who he wants to go with. I bet it's me.
Sirius: Ha! Let's see.
James & Sirius *turn to face Dumbledore*: My dear Dumblydore/Dumbly-Pie, who would you like to go with to the ball?
Dumbledore: *finally catching his breath* I am sorry but I can't go with you both. Remus asked me first and so I am going with him.
Remus: I love you.
Sirius: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Remus: I take it back.
Sirius: Wait-
Sirius: No-
Sirius: I love you too!
Sirius: Why are you walking away?
Sirius: Remus!
RIP Sirius Black, you would’ve loved Conan Gray’s new album
Remus: what happened again??
Regulus: well I was walking outside and I saw James, so I just came to kiss him…
Remus: and??
Regulus: he rejected me! So I tried again, he rejected me again!
Remus: maybe that wasn’t him?
Regulus: do you know any other gryffindor who can talk to a dog while playing with a golden snitch?
Remus: a dog?
Regulus: yeah that black dog
Remus: what did you say to James exactly before leaving
Regulus: he is the one who left! I said to him that he was less shy last night and he ran!!
Remus: I’m sorry for your loss
Regulus: what
*sirius and regulus end up in the same battle*
sirius: REGGIE, IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME
regulus: the fuck are you doing here?
sirius: *grabbing his brother's arm* c'mon, you gotta get to bed
regulus: *confused but follows sirius* okay?
un headcannon que yo tengo sobre regulus y sirius, es que además de hablar francés también aprendieron otras lenguas romances de chicos, corte italiano u español, específicamente con acento rioplatense y puedo imaginarlos peleando en español solamente porque tiene insultos más fuertes 💀
seguramente usarían insultos tipo;
hijo de puta
la recalcada concha de tu madre
la puta que te pario
aborto mal hecho
y hay mejores🤠
sirius watching dorian gray (2009) with remus in bfb lmao
James: We heard you and Remus snogging last night!
Sirius: Sirius has left the chat
James: You can’t do that, it’s real life!
Remus: Yeah and we were not snogging
James: Yeah? Then who said, “Sirius do that thing with your to-“
Remus: Remus has left the chat
James: MOTHERF-
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Sirius: Good News and bad news-
Remus: Good news first
Sirius:
Sirius: THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT I WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN-
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(We know he’s lying)
*Sirius finding out about starchaser.*
*Pointing at James*: BROTHERFUCKER
*Pointing at Regulus*: SON OF A BITCH
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