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goofy bw headcanon:

The Zoomers (mostly Quizz however) are able to morph into Leggy/goomba versions of themselves when scared (kinda like Meggy)

(For example: They were trying to defeat Badcomputer's giant mech form with their weapons but he spotted and glared at them so they all shrunk into goombas) (followed with the spongebob deflating balloon sfx)

@bamthebatmobile

I like to imagine it was Duke who found about the fan edits of Bruce.

Duke scrolling on TikTok and finds an edit of Bruce when he was younger and now: AAAHHHHHHHH!!! WHY!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!

Bruce tuning in because his kid just screamed: what's wrong!?

Duke: Don't look at me right now I can't see you the same way anymore!

Bruce: what happened?

Duke tearing and curling into a ball: why does god hate me

Bruce trying to comfort him: okay let's get you off the floor and-

Duke still seeing the edit run through his head: GET AWAY FROM ME!!! *throws his phone at him*

John: yeah, every time you open your mouth

Sherlock: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?

John: *confused* What?

Mycroft: *enters room*

Sherlock: *jaw clenches*

😂😂😂

okay so originally I was gonna ramble about my thoughts for BD boys bowling if you’d like to take it as a request BUT then i imagined them going to laser tag AND ESCAPE ROOM?? imagine them in an escape room omg the experience itself is already chaotic i can’t even imagine what they would bring to the table 😭 soo yeah how do you think that would go? 🤣

HELP YOU MAKE ME LAUGH WITH EVERY SCENARIO

(A/N’s: keep in mind that I have nothing but a very, very VAGUE idea of what an escape room is, so I apologize)

alright here we go, BLACK DRAGONS PLAYING LASER TAG IN AN ESCAPE ROOM, HEADCANONS (naturally someone’s life is in danger):

Wakasa is ready for manslaughter

“Ka-fucking-ching, ka-ching pussies”

“WHY ARE YOU CHASING ME?!”

“‘’Cause old men are easier targets and I’m too lazy to run after Shin”

“THEN WHY DON’T RUN AWAY FROM SHIN”

“Oh, sUGAR HONEY ICE TEA—”

Takeomi wears sunglasses and a cowboy hat like “haw-yee, yee-haw bitches and bros”

Benkei is armed. He is prepared. He is scared and carrying pepper spray in his pockets because only satan knows what his (boy)friends are capable of

“How does one get lost in a fucking slide”

“Have you seen the slide”

“Oh.” Oh.

“Yeah.”

Somehow they find themselves getting a hold of guns and everyone knows what that means

WAR.

The black dragons?? More like the Black Raiders TM

There are many sorrowful partings, promises being broken and idiots being dramatic

“W-wakasa, you bastard—”

“Promises were made to be broken, Beneki. Farewell.” *dramatic ass exit*

“You... traitor..” *dramatic head flop*

Takeomi and Shinichiro cringe even at the furthest corners of the room

The Showdown between Wakasa and Takeomi we’ve all been waiting for

“It’s time to see, huh”

“Just who’s coming out on top”

Spoiler: it’s shinichiro. He catches them by surprise

Shinichiro the Spy Guy

Benkei the Immortal

More promises are broken

Benichiro are too powerful

“HASTA LAVISTA, BABY”

“YOU WHORE—”

Takeomi falls to the ground with a scream

“Waka! Only you can avenge our honor!”

There are tears. Manly ones.

The room is too small to contain four menaces, but that doesn’t stop it from putting up a fight

Shinichiro rides atop Benkei’s shoulders like a king (bitch)

Wakasa And His Trusty Jacket Go Whoosh

Takeomi sees many things in the afterlife

I wonder where Sodie Pop came from… (thinks)

This question actually reminded me of a hc I have for the mooninites!

Ok so like imagine, the way Mooninites are born is like when you join an online game

Example using SodiePop: