I Like To Imagine It Was Duke Who Found About The Fan Edits Of Bruce.

I like to imagine it was Duke who found about the fan edits of Bruce.

Duke scrolling on TikTok and finds an edit of Bruce when he was younger and now: AAAHHHHHHHH!!! WHY!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!

Bruce tuning in because his kid just screamed: what's wrong!?

Duke: Don't look at me right now I can't see you the same way anymore!

Bruce: what happened?

Duke tearing and curling into a ball: why does god hate me

Bruce trying to comfort him: okay let's get you off the floor and-

Duke still seeing the edit run through his head: GET AWAY FROM ME!!! *throws his phone at him*

Whenever I feel sad I like to think about the batfamily on TikTok or really any social media platforms. Because the batfamily is famous like and I like to think that people have made edits about them and that people make edits about them. I just like to think one of the batkids finding an edit of Bruce and screaming in horror or finding one of themselves. It would be funny and it would be different depending on who it is. For example of Bruce is in a interview and someone brings it up and he says that yes he does know that people make edits of him and that he found out after one of his kids threw their phone screaming. I think it would be funny if they make little videos dancing or just going around their house or just talking in their rooms telling people about their day. It's just cute thoughts that pop up in my head and I can't remember who made the idea but if anyone finds them please tell me.

AU where Jon disappears and ages like he did in the comics, but when he comes back, he’s almost exactly the same age as Damian to the day, but he can’t remember what day it was exactly, leading to several arguments about who is older now.

Jon: I mean, I think it was a Friday, and it was definitely mid-February, which makes me two days older than you, right?

Damian: No, you’re not accounting for the hour. I was born in the early morning and you were born late at night, and you disappeared at night, but came back in the morning, so those two days don’t count.

Jon: That doesn't make up for two whole days. You’re just grasping at straws.

Damian: No, I’m not. Do we even know it was the same day when you got there?

Jon: It definitely was. I’m older now.

Damian: Well, why does it matter, anyway?

Jon: You seem to care a lot so I think it totally matters.

Damian: Shut up, farm boy.

Thinking about priest Jason Todd and realizing that would be really fucking funny if he was just this die hard catholic.

Damian, invading his safe house again messing around like a little shit: What do you keep in this drawer? Tt- It's probably a knife.

Jason: My Bible.

Damian:

Damian: Your what?

Jason, deadpanned: My Bible.

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Dick: I know I will regret this

Dick: What's up with the altar candle's in front of Virgin Mary?

Jason: I pray for each soul I take.

Dick: I'm sorry– you what?

Jason: Each sould I take. When I kill people. So they find their way into purgatory. How do you think they are getting in hell? I light the candle, I pray for them *Looking at the candles* Your welcome.

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In the middle of a shooting with almost a hundred henchmen

Jason, whispering: If we get out of here alive I'll walk the entirety of Gotham's church stairs on my knees.

The signal, next to him: Because that definitely won't be nothing disturbing. Early mourning fuckin Redhood, walking on his knees to a church. You usual Sunday in Gotham city.

Jason: Shut up asshole I'm praying.

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Batman, inside of a church at nine pm doing an investigation: What are you doing here?

Jason lifting his head up from the church pew, holding his hands: The fuck look like I'm doing?

If the batkids had a podcast. Part. ll

Nightwing: When I was a child-

Redhood: Yeah-

Nightwing: I was filled with rage.

Redhood: (fucking crying from laugh)

Nightwing: I was- So fucking mad. I had like– 4'11 of pure anger and visceral violence.

Redhood: So you were like a mini Batman?

Nightwing (chuckling): Don't do this to me

Red Robin: Sorry- Sorry- (chuckling) Continue.

Nightwing: So- I was like- So, so fucking angry. And I told this lady- a nun–

Redhood: A nun.

Nightwing: Of course it was a nun- It's fucking Gotham. I told her how mad I was... And she- She puts her hand on my shoulder, right?

Red Robin: Right.

Nightwing: And she tells me– "Would that make the people who's gone happy?" "Would that bring them back? Would you like to take revenge on who has wronged you? Or save the people from going through the same?"

Red Robin: Damn.

Nightwing: Yeah.

Nightwing: And I just look at her. This mini ball of rage– And I just start fucking bawling–

Redhood (smacks the table): WHEZZE.

Nightwing: I just- (laughs)

Red Robin: That's how Robin was born? (laughs)

Nightwing: That's how Robin was born.