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Valley Twins Incorrect Quotes
Percival: Idris...why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Idris: Your text told me to satanize the Room before you returned.
Percival:
Percival: I said sanitize, Idris
Percival: You mean you don't get gay thoughts when you look at Garreth?
Idris:
Idris: You do?
Percival: Crushes are the worst.
Garreth: Yeah, whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on I start acting stupid.
Percival: You always act stupid.
Garreth: Yeah, don't think about that too much.
Sebastian: Okay I'm sick of this, everyone raise your hand up if you're single
Amit: *Puts his hand up*
Idris: *Puts Amit’s hand down*
Garreth: My favorite thing is saying some incredibly stupid shit and watching Percival speedrun the five stages of grief as he realizes with horror that he still wants to marry me.
Natty: Who’s turn is it to give the pep talk?
Ominis, sighing: Idris
Idris: Fuck shit up out there and don’t die.
Garreth, wiping a fake tear from his eye: Inspirational
Percival: Damn I forgot how much I loved wearing tank tops
Garreth: You have freckles on your SHOULDERS?!
Percival: Yeah, I guess?
Garreth: Haha sorry let me just-
Garreth: *Lays face down on the floor*
Garreth: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?
Percival: You, probably
Garreth: D:
Poppy: Idris can't be good at everything. Maybe they’re a bad kisser
Amit: No they’re good at that too
Poppy: What?
Amit: What?
Percival, walking into the Room of Requirement: Is something burning?
Garreth, leaning seductively against a table: Just my love for you.
Percival: Garreth your cauldron is on fire
Poppy: Have you ever been in love?
Percival, writing Garreth’s name over and over again in tiny hearts on the inside of his notebook: No.
Garreth: I slipped a little note in your bag to tell you how much I love you :)
Percival, opening his bag: This is a 10 page letter
Ominis: You think you're funny.
Idris: I think I'm adorable :)
Valley Twins Incorrect Quotes
Percival: Idris...why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Idris: Your text told me to satanize the Room before you returned.
Percival:
Percival: I said sanitize, Idris
Percival: You mean you don't get gay thoughts when you look at Garreth?
Idris:
Idris: You do?
Percival: Crushes are the worst.
Garreth: Yeah, whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on I start acting stupid.
Percival: You always act stupid.
Garreth: Yeah, don't think about that too much.
Sebastian: Okay I'm sick of this, everyone raise your hand up if you're single
Amit: *Puts his hand up*
Idris: *Puts Amit’s hand down*
Garreth: My favorite thing is saying some incredibly stupid shit and watching Percival speedrun the five stages of grief as he realizes with horror that he still wants to marry me.
Natty: Who’s turn is it to give the pep talk?
Ominis, sighing: Idris
Idris: Fuck shit up out there and don’t die.
Garreth, wiping a fake tear from his eye: Inspirational
Percival: Damn I forgot how much I loved wearing tank tops
Garreth: You have freckles on your SHOULDERS?!
Percival: Yeah, I guess?
Garreth: Haha sorry let me just-
Garreth: *Lays face down on the floor*
Garreth: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?
Percival: You, probably
Garreth: D:
Poppy: Idris can't be good at everything. Maybe they’re a bad kisser
Amit: No they’re good at that too
Poppy: What?
Amit: What?
Percival, walking into the Room of Requirement: Is something burning?
Garreth, leaning seductively against a table: Just my love for you.
Percival: Garreth your cauldron is on fire
Poppy: Have you ever been in love?
Percival, writing Garreth’s name over and over again in tiny hearts on the inside of his notebook: No.
Garreth: I slipped a little note in your bag to tell you how much I love you :)
Percival, opening his bag: This is a 10 page letter
Ominis: You think you're funny.
Idris: I think I'm adorable :)
Garreth x Percival with the lyric "I would have married you, if you had stuck around" because Garreth loses this man to his own choices not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES
Couple: Percival Valley x Garreth Weasley
Couple Name: Perreth
Fun Fact: When they first met, Garreth thought Percival was absolutely gorgeous until Percival opened his mouth and said Garreth's jokes were bad. But by 6th year Garreth is the only one that can get a laugh out of him
I did my best to replicate how their first kiss actually goes. Not pictured is Sebastian in the background asking if this is really the time and Idris (also bloody and beaten up) stamping on his foot
Tagging: @plxnetn1ne you're the only friend I have who isn't already tagged 😭
💙 The image above comes from an old tag game I participated in a few months ago, but I thought I’d restart it, just for funsies. This time around, please also share a fun fact about the couple you’re highlighting. 💙 [ Picrew Link ]
Couple: Sebastian Sallow x Damien Evans
Couple Name: Sebastien
Fun Fact: In their last two years at Hogwarts, Sebastian and Damien spent more nights in their cottage in the beach vivarium in the RoR than they did in their respective common rooms. 🙃
No pressure tagging: @heyitszev @a-usernamelol @baldriantee @the-chaotic-scilla-aster @ravenwind-75 @shanaraharlyah @just-another-star-47 @morelikeravenbore @saibugslegacy @myokk @espressoristretto-patronum @endless-starlight-legacy and anyone else that wants to participate! Everyone is welcome <3 <3 <3
I still love you, I promise
Nothin' happened in the way I wanted
Every corner of this house is haunted
And I know you said that we're not talkin'
But I miss you, I'm sorry
I don't wanna go, think I'll make it worse
Everything I know brings me back to us
I don't wanna go, we've been here before
Everywhere I go leads me back to you
I love you, I'm sorry
You were the best but you were the worst
As sick as it sounds, I loved you first
I was a dick, it is what it is
A habit to kick, the age-old curse
I tend to laugh whenever I'm sad
Stare at the crash, it actually works
Making amends, this shit never ends
I'm wrong again, wrong again
(Also shout out to @heyitszev because I kinda stole his song thing he does with Charlie)
I'm writing some Perceth fluff and Percival is so oblivious it's almost painful. Gee Percy, I winder why you putting Garreth's hand on your waist might make him flustered
[At Honeydukes]
Percival: What sweet do you want?
Garreth: My favorite!
Percival: Sugar quills?
Garreth: My sweetheart <3
Percival: I hate you
Garreth: No you dont!
Perceth Relationship Chart
Everyone lets please give a warm welcome to Garreth "Bisexual Disaster" Weasley
Fun fact I have pretty much lost my sense of smell, it happened when I was around tenish. As such I have trouble remembering and describing smells so please drop headcanons of what smells could be associated with Garreth, I'm trying to write an amortentia fic over here
Cactus
Garreth Weasley x Artemis Loreley (MC)
Summary: The last Gryffindor-Slytherin Quidditch match ended, and now the after-party is on in the Gryffindor Tower.
Floriography for Cactus (Cactacae): Ardent Love. Burning with Love. Lust.
This was for the March NSFW prompt for the discord server writing event: "Getting (Un)Lucky Tonight". No cactus was harmed in this story whatsoever.
Tags: NSFW, Hogwarts 7th year, Gryffindor-Slytherin Relationship, hand jobs, plot what plot, drapery lions laughing at misery, Garreth POV Limited, inappropriate licking of green apple liqueur
Artemis is my MC in my long fic "A Bouquet of New Beginnings," but this is separate and not related to said story.
[AO3]//Word count: 2.2k
An echo of the Gryffindor-Slytherin Quidditch after-party climbed the spiral staircase. A right hubbub of a - mostly - friendly rivalry, where drinks, song, and at least one miniature firework from Zonko’s had been unleashed. Garreth would usually be, and had been, in the heart of it – behind the makeshift counter handing out concoctions with his brewing partner.
“Are you sure it was fine for both of us to leave?” Artemis asked softly as she followed.
He would’ve sworn he’d climbed up the tower by himself if he wasn’t holding said brewing partner’s small, chilled hand tightly within his, their fingers interlaced like perfect puzzle pieces. The swish of her floor length green skirt drowned her soft treads.
“Don’t worry Snow,” said Garreth cheerfully, “We left plenty of stock for Lee and Sebastian to distribute while we grab more.”
“If they don’t drink it first.”
“They won’t.”
He made sure of that.
“Oh?”
She squeezed his hand; he squeezed back.
“Oh,” repeated Garreth.
The familiar door swung open and shut as the red and gold regalia revealed themselves, and Garreth regrettably let go of Artemis’ hand as he went straight toward his bed. The miniature cactus that she gifted him stood proudly on his bedside stand, and he gave the little guy a ghostly brush before he crouched to the floorboards. He snuck a glance toward her as he shovelled out a few crates worth of conspicuously brewed beverages. She was the lone presence of emerald green and silver; her forest green eyes were alight with curiosity as they travelled along the walls, the drapery, the ceiling, the desks, and now, down to him.
Their gazes met. She smiled; her cheeks tinted pink.
His stomach fluttered with butterflies just as intense as ever. He could die happy right then and there.
But instead of dying crouched on the floor like a sappy fool, Garreth stood as he pulled out an unlabelled bottle as he took one, two, three steps to close the distance. The top of her head barely reached his chin, her snow-white hair stood out brilliantly against the reddish-brown brick wall and the way her eyes lifted slowly to meet his made him question if they really needed to go back.
“Here, my newest brew,” said Garreth as he popped the bottle open.
“Oh, this smells lovely.” Artemis sniffed lightly. “Green apples?”
“Mhm. Go on, have a sip.”
She took the cool bottle, and her fingertips ghosted his knuckles in a subtle caress. His heart buzzed. Damned temptress.
“The first test?”
“Yep,” said Garreth.
Nope. He drank every disgusting version he managed to produce before landing on this one.
“You’re an awful liar, Garreth.”
The lamplight danced along her eyes; they crinkled softly around the edges.
He smiled like an idiot. “How do you know?”
She chuckled, soft and melodious.
“My lips are buttoned,” said Artemis as she brought the bottle to her lips and took a slow drink.
Her throat softly bobbed with a barely audible gulp. He could just see the tip of her tongue peeking out from between her lips – the same lips that could emit the most cutthroat of insults and words as sweet as molasses – as it licked off undoubtedly any remnants of the drink.
He swallowed for entirely different reasons that had his blood rushing southward.
“Tangy. I like the sugar granules,” commented Artemis as she gave the bottle back to him. “Not too sweet.”
Of course it wasn’t; he knew her tastes.
“Glad you like it. Want more?”
“Sure,” agreed Artemis warmly, “but after you have some.”
“Suit yourself,” said Garreth.
He didn’t move from his spot - nor did she - as they stood about a half-arm’s length apart and he brought the bottle to his own lips. He felt her gaze as he tipped the bottle excruciatingly slow, the green apple liqueur passed his lips in a tangy, light burn that filled his mouth. Particularly, she seemed focused along his neck, right where his Adam’s apple bobbed as he swallowed once.
A thought – a brilliant, genius thought – crossed his mind.
He took another swig and watched as his favourite girl’s eyes moved with the bottle as the glass touched the nearest dresser. There was a moment, a delicious moment, where her eyes widened ever slightly just before his uplifted lips met hers. The surprised hum from her throat as her lips slightly parted was far more delectable than the drink, and yet it wouldn’t do for him to keep this drink to himself.
Fingers tangled into her long, soft snow-white hair, gently pressing against her as he took hold of her hand, his slightly dry, burning fingers intertwined with her smooth, cool ones. One step, two step, and his beloved was pressed softly against the reddish-brown wall as he coaxed her mouth to open with a small, teasing swipe of his own tongue. The green apple liqueur spilled a thin line along her chin and undoubtedly down the smooth column of her neck as he pressed forward, any distance between them criminally negligent.
Her other hand slipped behind his back. What he would give to have her always holding him like this, desperately clinging to him like this.
Even when he heard her swallow, Garreth didn’t stop. Couldn’t stop. Not when the little gasps that escaped her lips as he tugged her hair gently sounded better than any heavenly choir. Not when their lips parted, a single strand of silvery saliva connected them before he kissed the corner of her lip, his mouth slowly travelling down along the path of green apple and sugar granules. Not when she whimpered just right as his tongue licked its way to the hollow of her throat, and a gentle nip accompanied by his fingers combing languidly through her locks.
“The party –”
“– Can wait. Can’t let anyone see you like this,” murmured Garreth.
The music below wandered through the bottom crack of the door louder, but he couldn’t care less. His body burned for them both, his hands the device in which he delivered reverence upon her. Reticent to let go of the hand that gave and helped students, teachers, and the rest of the wizarding world, his grip tightened as he pressed against her, the linen they wore on their very persons seemed a travesty. Even his own bed, perhaps not a few feet away, was too far.
“Garreth.”
She would see him unravel with just the breathy whisper of his name as his lips grazed back up to the sensitive spot just beneath her ear.
“Hm?”
His fingers moved from her hair as he made the minimum requirement of room to slip his hand along the middle of her abdomen, her chest, and finally reached her blouse buttons.
One. Two. Three.
Slowly her luscious skin appeared before him, another canvas to map as his tongue glided down. He groaned as he created friction between the two, his own need burning hot as he tugged the blouse from her waistband.
“Garreth–” Artemis started, her voice breathy as her free hand coaxed his shirt hem out.
“– We’ll make it quick,” he whispered against her ear before he gave a little nip.
Her warm breath tickled the shell of his ear as she nodded minutely. His hand moved to squeeze her bum.
“Troublemaker,” murmured Artemis as her hand snuck in, her cool fingertips sent a shiver up his spine as they slowly slid under his waistband, taking an excruciatingly long time to move from the small of his back to his hip.
“You love it.”
Garreth fully moved his hand and gently lifted Artemis’ leg to wrap around his waist. Her hand popped the buttons of his trousers, and bless this woman as she freed him from his own prison.
“Always,” purred Artemis as her thumb swiped at his head, already leaking with a clear bead.
“Merlin Snow,” Garreth gasped out as his hand touched the pantyhose at her ankles. “How attached are you to these?
“Not at all.”
Merlin be damned this minx.
A low growl emitted as he pulled out his wand, and wordlessly vanished the offending cloth and her undergarments for good measure. “Good.”
Her leg was softer than any silk in his grip, of which he held so tight they’d leave marks. It kept him from utterly shattering as the snow-haired beauty circled his head with her thumb. She uttered a charm under her breath, and from her palm came the sensations of incredibly warm liquid that she spread down his shaft. His other hand let go of Artemis’ against the wall in favour of reaching within her skirt toward the apex of her thighs. Her now free hand shot out toward the back of his head, her fingers now entangled with his red locks as she beckoned him back into a kiss.
Incredibly hot and wet – so above, and so below.
“Damn,” he moaned as his finger sunk into her depths, and he swallowed her moan as his tongue tangled with hers.
His hips canted as her small hand pumped his cock in the rhythm he loved, and he returned the favour as he hooked his finger inside as he slid another. The hand around his cock stuttered even as the grip in his hair tightened, her back arched as her chest pressed against his. The haze that clouded his mind lightened ever so slightly even as he burned the sight of Artemis flushed in its place.
Their gasps mixed with the beautiful obscene sounds as his fingers work her open quickly in time with the music that flowed louder from under the door. Warmth pooled within him as he panted, her hand being entirely sinful as it alternated giving his head and his shaft attention. He slipped another in and flicked up inside; her head tilted back as she gasped, offering her neck has her fingers grasped tighter in his hair.
Her wrist twisted around his cock and he groaned as he sucked something delicious at the crux of her neck. The scent of her perfume mingled with the green apple liqueur peppered with sex in the air.
Delicious. Absolutely perfect.
“I- I’m ready,” said Artemis
Artemis’ skin bore a dark purple bruise perfectly shape where Garreth’s mouth had been; her leg hooked around the small of his back as his hand readjusted the grip. She whimpered as he kissed her temple when his fingers left the comforts of her wet folds; her skirt entirely bunched, the front of his shirt entirely a mess.
Garreth sucked off each of his fingers, the familiar taste of her on his tongue. Her forest green eyes were blow, her normally well-kept hair and attire utterly dishevelled. Her leg insisted he come closer – he obliged as fabric crumpled peripherally.
“Good girl,” he whispered against her lips as he pushed up the skirt further, readjusting his grip on her soft thigh. Pants escaped his lips as he slid his cock lightly against her wet folds, coating himself with her as her hand, that’d been so wonderfully wrapped around his cock moments ago, slipped under his shirt.
Her chest heaved in tandem with his pounding heart. Her nails ghosted his back as he lined himself to her entrance. Everything felt hot and warm and absolutely -
“Perfect,” murmured Garreth as he looked into her eyes.
They softened; he swore he saw the Slieve Guillion Forest within.
The door slammed open as the music roared.
Garreth jolted up from his waist, gasping for air as his mind scrambled. Linen bedding was under his sweaty palms as his heart beat loudly against his chest. A clear tent was pitched under the sheets as his brain caught up that no, he was not deliciously pressed against the love of his life on the wall. He was in his bed with all the deep red drapes shut, decorated with golden lions that laughed at his misery.
He was so close, he could practically feel her breath against his ear, her warmth around his fingers, her soft leg wrapped around his waist, his head lined up and -
“Garreth, you up?” Leander’s voice carried from beyond the drapery.
Garreth seriously considered violence for three seconds. He let out a grumbled noise; his cock was painfully, painfully aware it was not where it was supposed to be.
Could Leander not have waited for five bloody seconds to barge in?
“Well hurry up. The Gryffindor-Slytherin match is going to start up in an hour, and I am not going to miss the good seats for the finals!” Leander called from beyond the proverbial veil as the cheer music bellowed from the Common Room and spilled in through the opened door.
The match. The after-party.
“The after-party’s still on, yeah?” He managed to squeeze out.
“Well, I hope so! You and Artemis are our bartenders after all.”
The concoctions were under his floorboard. He still had the green apple liqueur.
His cock twitched at the thought of what followed.
“Brilliant. Lee?”
“Yeah?” Leander’s voice came from near the other redhead’s bed. “Hurry it up, will you?”
“Sure.” He’d need less than a minute, really, once Leander stepped outside. “You mind doing bar duty tonight for a bit?”
“Yeah that’s fine.”
Brilliant.
📣Hello please go read this it is beauty it is grace 📣
If he could immortalise your beauty and smile, he would build a monument of diamond, or paint a mural in the sky. If he could bottle this moment to eternally relive, he would bathe in the waters of a pensieve and never seek the breath of release. If he could promise everything will be all right, that you’ll find happiness and warmth as long as you have each other, he would offer his hand and wand, and his lips, amidst the song of an Unbreakable Vow, a solemn pledge that he would stay with you forever. All you have to do is let him in.
— Chapter 12, Stay With Me
For the one-year anniversary of my Garreth/ Reader OC fic Stay With Me [AO3, Wattpad] I commissioned the phenomenal @lyworth for these two pieces, featuring Garreth and the Reader, Prim! Thank you so much ❤️📚🍰🐦🔥
♡ WHEN GARRETH HAS A CRUSH ON YOU♡
- peak golden retriever energy right here
- has enormous, gigantic and totally fat crush on you
- it’s just who he is, gives 100% or nothing at all
- so, you'll be properly courted by him
- and believe me, the entire castle will know about this
- it’s so obvious it's almost painful
- because he’s not hiding his feelings at all
- he genuinely likes you!
- although he can be little shy around you sometimes…
- smiles at you frequently
- eloquent
- flirty boy
- and funny at that
- makes you laugh a lot
- sometimes intentionally and sometimes not
- gives the most remarkable complements ever
- the ones you won't forget, as they are either very touching or downright weird
- admires your cleverness
- writes about you in his diary
- drawing hearts here and there while doing so #cheesy
- because I feel that at heart he’s a hopeless romantic
- always has time for you (despite his full schedule!)
- if he could he wouldn’t leave your side
- like ever
- he’s clingy
- he would want you to do everything with him
- always mentioning you in his plans
- including you in all of his experiments
- saving you seat in a class always
- makes complicated potions just for you
- even if you don’t ask him to
- he’s up to everything if it’s for you and with you He'll go on every adventure with you
- he'll go on every adventure with you
- first kiss comes somehow naturally along the way
- at first he may be a little bit clumsy, but later on he’s just more and more confident (and excited!!)
- after that you are basically like a couple
- because when he sees you give him the green light, he's all over you
- he wants to hold your hand all the time
- sometimes he’s looking at you with those dreamy eyes, gleeful smile on his face
- and it’s just so sweet!!!!
- he’s always making your day better
- it’s his superpower
︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵
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