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watatsumi.

GOROU, THE DOGGY ARMY GENERAL

headcanons

> coming out

summary: their partner comes out as non binary

> birthday kisses

summary: spoiling gorou on his birthday

> drunken acts

summary: how they act when drunk

scenarios

> touchy

summary: their partner thinks they’re a burden

sticker redraws

Happy Birthday, Gorou!

"The Yae Publishing House's editors are so thoughtful sending me all these thank-you letters from the readers! I'm just so glad to have been able to be of help!"

Happy Birthday, Gorou!

Good morning! I was just about to start my training routine. Why don't you join me for a few rounds of strength training?

Regular training is crucial in order to respond to the various emerging situations on the battlefield.

On top of that, warriors must have a profound understanding of tactics— Oh, you want to know the secrets behind my formations?

Let me give you a demonstration. With your intelligence and talent, I'm sure you'll get the hang of it in no time!

Random thoughts pt 1.

1)The hybrids have animal feet in genshin impact/ honkai star rail

For example like kirara (genshin impact) but either they wear shoes or boots or they choose to don't show them so people won't make fun of them (gorou situation) and they are somehow more heavy than those people wears. Since they are more aren't that heavy as a people.

2)Dendro/Cryo Yaksha

No seriously why there isn't any like either zhongli didn't know about those elements or he didn't like them. Or either he didn't because he was scared of them being strong enough either to destroy or to heal people. Since the gold (cryo) can only hurt and can't protect. But for the dendro i don't understand maybe because the natural (or the tress be themselves) can't hurt people. Who knows 🧐.

3)Farina's lifespan

I mean she has been around for sooo long. Listen i do NOT hate her. But will she grow more? Will she get more height? Will she get weight? Will her body change? What would her reaction be?

4)Rosaria's life

What would Rosaria's life be like if Varka didn't take her with him back in the city. Would she end up being an allie or oart of the fatui?

5)Diluc's mother

I mean who isn't.....i mean who knows that she once existed.... Will she get a scene in a flashback?

6)What Alice looks like

So i am going to say . Not long ago a leak COME OUT and people PASS IT WAY TOO QUICK!

And why people hate on a content leaked design!

BRO BE HAPPY THAT THIS IN THE ONLY THING AND CLOSEST TO WHAT ALICE LOOKS LIKE! LIKE BE HAPPY FOR ONES.

- but she doesn't look old 🤓

She and klee are ELFS!

In case you don't know what i mean. I talked about this

And actually... WHY ARE PEOPLE NOT TALKING ABOUT IT . LIKE LEAVE EMILIE ALONE AND GO IN THIS ! WE ARE WAITING FOR ALICE SINCE THE BEGINNING!

In my opinion she is beautiful 😻❣️

So that's for now bye

Genshin impact th eory pt1

GOROU:What kind of yokai is he?

Since the day he came out. People have been trying to understand what he is.

Is he a shiba?

Is he a kitune or fox?

And with the time passing...well we don't get somehow the answer. And when people don't get their answers. Well... they stick to what they have. So they stick with the thought that he is a dog/ shiba .

Well even though there were still people who thought he was a fox. They were cut off from the most of the community saying he is a dig.

And since he is playable. You can see a little friend of his. Yes the little shiba .

So people started go thinking that he is in fact a shiba. Without trying to find any other information.

BUT .. BUT WHAT IF WHAT IF! HE is both at the same time?

Ok LISTEN ! Before you start to attack me. As i already have say i have done my research since he come out.

So take something to eat and drink and sit down and enjoy my theory 😉

First we go with the design. Many people don't give attention to it other do. Well if you look closely you will notice something.

Did you see it?

No?....welll let me give you a sign.

It's his cloves and his shoes resembles fox legs. They are dark.

While he shares the same colour palette as a shiba and even the ears. Small and and fluffy.

But if we go now to his tail

We can see that he has the darker colour at the end of his tail. Like a fox does. And he shares the white spot under his tail as a shiba does.

Now for the white spot in his hair i am not quite sure. But it may be from the shiba whites spots or maybe the lighter spot at the fox head.

But i think the white tips (idk what they called in English sorry) may be from the fox part

So listen carefully. I don't say he isn't either one of them. But what if he is a mix from both?!

That would be cool and nice.😃

Soo this is the end . Tell me what do you think in the comments 🤗. And i will try to answer if you want

Honestly that kokomi ask was everything but I can’t stop thinking abt gorou and his dumb puppy brain behind closed doors. When his banner comes out I’m gonna absolutely whale for him

Gorou is... not the brightest boy yes. Doggie brain makes a lot of his decisions for him, but perhaps the most significant is his tendency to mindlessly embarrass himself over his obsession -- well, it would, but he's too lacking in self-awareness to even be embarrassed, so it's sort of a blissful stupidity.

I mentioned this once before but his crush on a darling is so painfully obvious everyone is aware of it. His tail wags impulsively without him even realizing it, but it's so big and fluffy everyone else notices. His excitement shows on his face, his ears perk up and his eyes go wide, pupils blowing up big and grinning like an idiot. When he comes into a room where he thinks darling is he kinda "??? :)" and then when he's told they're not there you see his ears fall to the side and his tail drops down. It's so, so, so painfully obvious. But oh? Darling isn't here now, but they're telling him darling will be here in a few minutes? Well, better stand next to the window, wagging with ears perked once again, waiting for darling to enter his line of sight so he can run out and latch onto them. He's always getting gifts and picking up things darling might want. Always brightens up and perks his ears and butts in on conversations when he hears darling's name. Again, it's literally obvious. Everyone knows.

That being said, that also translates to that doggie aggression when needed. Again, he has no self-awareness and no embarrassment, even if he's giving you and everyone else around him massive secondhand embarrassment. He has no hesitation to make confrontations. If he overhears a conversation but -- gasp, they're talking badly about darling?? He curls his hands into fists and puffs his cheeks out in a pout, flattening his ears to his head and tail stiffening, and confronts the offender, how dare they talk badly like that?? Don't they know how perfect and wonderful his darling is?? They're just jealous.

Although the most embarrassing part, where the lack of self awareness or shame is the most painful for you, is probably the possessiveness. Shamelessly glaring and growling at people. Coming up to people to ask them about their conversations with you without a hint of shame.

And, of course, the instincts that come out of physical urges. He's just self-controlled enough to not like, hump your leg in public, but he does get cuddly and hugs a lot even in front of people. Can be very quickly conditioned/trained to you putting out and cupping your hand so he can rest his chin on it, or raising your hand and he'll tilt his head down for pats/rubs.

Basically boy has shiba appearance but he's got that golden retriever heart going on.

《Forbidden game》

[Genshin Gorou, R18]

Pairing: Femboy!Gorou x Fem!reader

Note: Image(s) is not mine and credit goes to its original owner.

Summary: You and Gorou have discovered a kind of 'forbidden game'. A game where he dresses up like a girl. And gets pampered.

"Y/n...you've really acquired some weird taste while you were away."

"Ah, won't you please, Gorou?"

"Uuu...But..."

"Just a little bit would be enough."

"I promise. This is the last time."

"Uuu..."

"How...do I look...?"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAA SOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUTEEEEE ♡ AAHH ♡♡♡♡"

"You're an absolute angel~ ♡ I can't believe such a cute person exists on Watasumi Island~ "

"Haaaaah~ I just wanna eat you up~ ♡ Oh, just what should I do? ♡"

"You're so cute that there's no way I can keep my sanity~"

"How can you be soooo adorable?! ♡♡"

"So, Gorou, please ♡"

"Can we do......that today as well...?"

*Gorou pouts*

"That's not fair."

"You know I can never say no to you, Y/n..."

*You kiss him from his back*

"Mnnh...♡"

"Huu...♡ Mnnnnh......♡"

"Mnnm...♡♡"

*You maneuver your hand to his cock*

"Hehe, just a little kissy made your cock get so big in your girl undies."

"Iyaah...Aaah...Aaah!?"

*Your finger rub his tip in a circular motion*

"Uwaah"

"Gorou is really such a bad child..."

"Super supper cuuuuute Gorou's cock. ♡"

"I'll use my mouth to give your tip some more strokey strokies. ♡"

*You gobble up his cock in an instant*

"Iyaah..."

"Aah...Aah~"

"Aah~ Aah~ Aah~"

"Hehe, Gorou, even your voice is becoming like a girl's."

"Mnnh..."

"Your agonised expression is really sexy...so cute...♡"

"Mnnnnh~"

"It's okay. Go pssh pssh and shoot your girly milk deep inside my throat. ♡"

"Iyaah~ Aah"

"Aah..."

"Aauuu~"

"I'm about to shoot...I'm about to shoot!"

"Mnnm~"

"Mnnnnh~~ Uuuu~ Mnnnnnnnnn~~"

As Gorou cummed inside your mouth, he recalled the previous small happenings.

After you saw how he looked in a girl's uniform for the first time, the colour of your eyes literally changed. That day, he was milked until he lost consciousness.

From that day on, you begged him repeatedly everyday to wear all types of clothing and make love with you. Wearing matching cute, Inazuma-styled evening gowns. Sometimes he was doted on until his brain was about to melt into jelly.

"Iyaah...Aah. That place is...really dirty......Aahn......♡"

"Don't put your tongue in...♡"

He trembled in pleasure, suddenly remembering the moment when he sticked his butt out for you to play with. Sometimes you would mercilessly attack him without stopping, until his body was about to turn into malleable clay.

"Today you have to shoot cum to your heart's content like the girl you are. ♡"

"Let's rub against your little pee pee hole as well. ♡"

"Won't you let me hear more of your cute and sexy sounds? ♡"

"Uwaah...Y/n...Y/n..."

"Hehe, so obedient. Such a good child."

"Bad child. Gorou's such a bad child."

"So much fluid spilling out. Gorou you pervert. ♡"

"Gorou masturbating like a girl. ♡ It's really cute."

"Gorou ♡ Gorou ♡ I love it. ♡"

"Y/n~ Y/n~ Faster...Faster please..."

"I'm begging you..."

"Here, Gorou, can you feel it? ♡"

"The entrance to my womb is playing kissy kissy with Gorou's cute cock. ♡"

"It seems like it's begging Gorou to quickly go pssh pssh and shoot lots and lots of cum out. ♡"

As these days passed...his conversations with you have become more and more erotic. Both of you demonstrating your increasing love for each other in bed. He smiled as he looked forward to his future with you.

꒰ა 𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒, 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐑𝐒! ໒꒱

∴ multi-character x gn!reader: diluc, xiao, scaramouche, gorou, zhongli  ∴ genre: fluff, hints of modern!au ∴ warnings: alcohol consumption, pet names, xiao isn't really drunk but the theme fits, not proofread ∴ summary: genshin men + alcohol = ?

𝐀 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄 ∴ feat. diluc

diluc was an enigma of carefully hidden truths and igniting flames. even as his lover, you knew very little about him. 

you knew that he enjoyed the occasional game of chess and that he hated wine with a passion. his favorite flowers were small lamp grass and he absolutely despised waking up early in the mornings.

but you didn't know why diluc disappeared at night, only to come back to you with bloodstained clothes and an apologetic smile. you knew better than to question him, choosing to silently bandage his wounds and gently work through the tangles in his hair. you ignored the letters scattered throughout the mansion and the carefully polished seashell sitting on his bedside table.

your boyfriend was stoic; a mystery that chose to hide behind an unfeeling mask. so it came as a surprise when diluc let himself go and indulged in one too many drinks one day.

"did i ever tell you," diluc slurred, emphasizing the last word by poking your arm, "that i love you a lot?"

you let out a laugh at the odd display of affection, turning onto your side to face him. "you tell me every morning when we wake up and before we go to bed," you smiled. "is that not enough for you, my dear?"

"'s not enough," he mumbled, shaking his head. he bashfully gazed at you, and your heart stuttered at how much love he held in those scarlet eyes. diluc inched closer to you, bedsheets rustling, before grabbing your face in his hands.

"i love you," he vowed before peppering kisses all over your face. "i love you i love you i love—"

"okay i love you too!" you yelped, a wide smile splitting your face. that seemed to satisfy diluc, who laid back down and snuggled into the blankets.

a moment passed, the cries of the barn owls and the chirping crickets outside filling the silence in the room. you closed your eyes, drowsy from having wrestled your boyfriend into bed earlier. 

a warm breath on your neck startled you awake, your eyes snapping open to see diluc peering at you.

"did i ever tell you that i love—"

you slapped a hand over his mouth, glowering at him. "diluc, ask me again and i'll tell kaeya about this!" 

diluc quickly stopped talking.

𝐒𝐘𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐌.𝐎𝐔𝐓.𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐓("𝐈 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔") ∴ feat. xiao

you adored your affectionate, alcoholic roommate, but venti's weekly parties always left you trapped in your room with a migraine.

your nails clacked against your keyboard as you furiously typed your one hundred and fifty-seventh line of code for a programming assignment. soft lofi played through your speakers, contrasting the pounding music downstairs, as you compiled your program and prayed it would work.

you slammed your head onto your desk as "SYNTAX ERROR" flashed in bright red letters on your screen. "fucking hell," you swore, cursing yourself for choosing a complicated major and cursing venti for hosting yet another stupid party.

your grumbling was interrupted by the creaking of your door opening and a quiet "oh shit" uttered behind you. you swiveled around in your chair to see a dark figure peering into your room.

a muffled apology came from the doorway but you waved them in. "it's alright, come on in."

the shadow moved towards you. a bare arm emerged, decorated with green markings; a pair of alluring golden eyes followed. 

xiao. he was one of venti's closest friends, and a fellow computer science major at your university. the two of you frequently had classes together, but weren't well-acquainted. he was aware of the fact that you were venti's roommate; what he didn't know, however, was that you had the fattest crush on him.

"i'm so sorry," he apologized again. "i was looking for a quiet spot but all the other rooms were locked."

"venti started locking the doors after he found some strangers in his bed," you explained with a smile. "you can stay in here until you leave." you turned back to your laptop, eyeing the error message. 

"need help with that?" xiao's voice came from directly behind you. turning, you came face-to-face with his very attractive chest as he leaned down to peer at your screen.

"yes please," you stammered, the close proximity making your heart race. you stood up, turning your chair towards him. "be my guest."

you plopped onto your bed, wrapping yourself in your blanket to hide your rex lapis pajama pants as xiao took your place at your desk. a comfortable silence settled in your room, although you could still hear the faint sound of the music playing downstairs. 

propping yourself up on one elbow, you turned onto your side to face him. "i didn't take you as a party person," you commented, absentmindedly picking the dust off of your comforter.

"i'm not." gold eyes briefly glanced at you before returning their attention to your laptop. "venti begged me to come, and i'm here to keep an eye on some friends."

"ah the designated driver," you sighed. "sounds like fun." 

xiao hummed in agreement, and your room was silent again.

you quietly admired xiao's profile as he sifted through your program. he was clad in a black sleeveless turtleneck and ripped jeans, his tattoos on full display for your ogling. his hair was messy, like he had been running his hands through it, and his silver rings—rings!—matched the piercings on his ears. you almost couldn't believe that a man this attractive was sitting in your room.

your gaze moved up from his hands to examine his face—to your surprise, xiao was looking at you expectantly.

"sorry, could you repeat that?" you asked sheepishly, feeling your cheeks warm with embarrassment. 

he gestured to your laptop, pointing at your screen. "line fifty-six," he replied, hovering the cursor over a part of your program. "you're missing a semi-colon."

you scrambled out of bed to sit at your desk, slamming a finger down on a key before compiling your program. to your (and xiao's) utter relief, the semi-colon was the fix.

"it works!" you exclaimed, kicking your feet in excitement. "oh my archons i could kiss you right now—" 

you clapped a hand over your mouth, staring at xiao in horror. he stared back, eyes wide with shock.

"i didn't mean that literally," you stuttered, rubbing the back of your neck awkwardly. 

to your surprise, xiao let out a laugh. "it's alright," he chuckled, amusement written all over his face. he opened his mouth to say more, but a sharp ring cut him off. he turned his attention to the phone in his hand, glaring at the screen.

xiao grimaced, pocketing his phone. "heizou and gorou are fighting again, i gotta go." he grabbed a pen from your desk and tore a page out of a notebook, scribbling something onto the paper. 

"here, if you need help with a program in the future, just shoot me a text." he slid the page over to you, and with a small wave, he was gone.

the scent of his cologne lingered, a reminder that the past ten minutes had really happened. you glance down at the note in your hand.

Xiao 000-000-0000 I like your pajamas btw.

𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘! ∴ feat. scaramouche

"scara!" you shrieked, stumbling through the front door. "take your shoes off first!"

your stubborn boyfriend scowled from the end of the hallway, muddy shoes trailing dirt into your shared home. "no," he slurred, crossing his arms. "only drunk people take their shoes off, and i'm not drunk."

"babe, you are most definitely drunk," you gawked at him in disbelief.  "please, can you take your shoes off so i don't have to wipe the floors again?"

your pleas fell on deaf—and drunk—ears as scara raised an eyebrow and dragged his feet across the floor. desperately, you dove down and clung to his legs, hoping to save your carpet from being subjected to any further damage.

"scara please," you begged. "i'll do the dishes for a week and buy you dango milk—just take your shoes off." you reached for his shoelaces, frantically untying a knot before he clumsily shook you off.

"call me that again and i'll listen to you." scara hiccupped once. 

you studied him carefully, a smile creeping onto your face. "call you what?" you teased.

scara hiccupped again, looking away from you bashfully. "don't make me say it again," he grumbled.

you reached up to grasp his hand. "babe," you sang. "scara, baby, can you take your shoes off now?"

you heard scara's breath stutter before a sudden flush of red spread across his cheeks. he fumbled with his shoes before kicking them off, a laugh bubbling in your chest as he tugged you off of the floor and dragged you towards your bedroom. you rarely saw scara look so cute; it was easy to forget that your brat of a boyfriend had a soft side, a side that only you were able to see. 

perhaps getting him drunk more often wasn't a bad idea.

𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐒 (𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏) ∴ feat. gorou

"it's so odd to see the general of the watatsumi army like this," yoimiya observed.

you softly laughed at her comment, gazing down at the man curled up in your lap. gorou had dozed off after a few cups of sake, his head falling into your lap as he burrowed into his tail.

"he's a little tired," you smiled, gently stroking the fluff on his ears. "thoma tried to teach him how to make sweaters for the dogs in konda village—although i don't think it went well."

you told yoimiya about the scraps of yarn that gorou had dejectedly brought home, drawing peals of laughter out of your friend. as conversation flowed easily between the two of you, your hand slowly stopped stroking the pair of ears in your lap.

you were intensely recounting the latest neighborhood gossip when a sudden whine interrupted you, drawing your attention to the forgotten general in your lap. still asleep, your disgruntled lover yanked your hands back down to his head; as you tangled your fingers in his hair again, his tail began to wag, thumping against the aralia wood floors.

"oh—that's quite cute," yoimiya squealed, amusement evident in her voice. "he's just like taroumaru! do you mind if I take a picture?"

a few weeks later, rumor had it that the watatsumi army general hugged his tail while sleeping. when gorou interrogated you about the gossip, you feigned innocence.

𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒? ∴ feat. zhongli

you wandered into the kitchen, looking to clear your head with a cold glass of water—only to find your boyfriend rummaging through the fridge. 

"zhongli?" you gaped at him. "what are you doing?"

he swiftly turned, revealing a jar of peanut butter in one hand and an apple in the other. "oh," zhongli uttered. "hello, dear. did you know peanut butter with xylitol is harmful to dogs?" he lightly swayed in place, his eyes unfocused and hazy. 

"archons, how much did you have to drink?" you questioned, grabbing his arm to support his teetering frame. 

"i'm not that drunk," he claimed loudly. clambering towards the kitchen counter, he began clumsily digging through the drawers. "could you find me a knife, dear? i want this apple." 

you tugged him away from the counter and shoved him to sit on the floor. "stay," you commanded, pointing at the ground. you managed to find a knife and crouched down next to your pouting boyfriend, cutting into the apple.

you offered zhongli a piece and he took it, munching on the fruit. "did you know it takes thirty-six apples to make a gallon of apple cider?" he chattered. "and about four hundred grapes to make a bottle of wine. i wonder how diluc does it all? speaking of diluc, he—"

before he could go off on a tangent about diluc's winery, you shoved the rest of the apple in his mouth. 

"zhongli, i love you but i refuse to listen to the entire history of dawn winery tonight!"

a/n ∴ i would have added tighnari but i think he'd do shrooms instead. as usual reblogs and feedback are highly welcomed

PLEASE COME HOME, GOROU!!!!!!

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