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Dropped some cu memes (mostly krupp)
Bonus under cut
Incorrect Ttte Quotes 260 Captain Underpants Edition:
George: Yo! Mr. Furness!
Edward: Mmm? Oh, it's you two. What's up?
Harold: So, we haven't seen Melvin for a while and we're thinking he got kidnapped by some villain.
George: Yeah! Mostly because he never skips school! I really don't know how he doesn't get bored of this place!
Edward: Well, uhhhhhh..... I dropkicked him. 😅
George and Harold: .....WHAT?!?!
*Flashback*
Melvin: Are you helping these clowns publish their comics?!?
Edward: Yeah? Because this school is boring.
Melvin: Well, since you have broken one of the most important rules in this school. That is: Never help ANY of the students that are trying to provide joy, I am going to-
*Edward then jumps up and kicks Melvin in the face*
Edward: Hell no, I am not getting fired from this job.
*Present*
George and Harold internally: Oh god, did he dropkick Mr. Krupp too???
Incorrect Ttte Quotes 334 Captain Underpants Edition:
*It's Pride Month and Edward and Mr. Ree are carrying boxes full of LGBTQ stuff. Edward has the gay flag painted on his face by the M.I.S.F.A.R.T.S while Mr. Ree is wearing a bi-colored scarf given to him by Ms. Yewh*
Mr. Ree: Oh, hey Ed.
Edward: Hey Toliette. So, what are you carrying here?
Mr. Ree: Just some stuff to celebrate Pride Month. Jeez, I'm surprised that Krupp would even think of it.
Edward: Ha! I know right? Alright, I'll catch ya later. George and Harold are waiting for me to read their new comic.
Mr. Ree: Yeah, you too.
*The two are about to walk away when they suddenly stop, drop their boxes in shock and point to each other like the Spiderman Pointing meme*
Edward: *Pointing at Mr. Ree* YOU'RE BISEXUAL?!?!
Mr. Ree: *Pointing at Edward* YOU'RE GAY!??!?
Mr. Ree: Wait, hold up. I remember that Harold told me that you have a rainbow pin that you wear and a rainbow flag hanged in your office. I just thought that those were rumors!
Edward: Well, duh! The ring on my finger obviously means that I'm married to a man! But look at you! When I found out that you and Ms. Yewh were dating, I thought you were straight!
Mr. Ree: Well no! Not exactly! I did have some crushes on a couple of guys before I came to the school.
George, in the background: Wow, I just learned something new today.
Harold, with George: Totally.
Incorrect Ttte Quotes 352 Captain Underpants Edition:
*In the gym*
Edward: Alright, who's happy to be back!
*All the M.I.S.F.A.R.T.S look absolutely horrible and tired as fuck*
Erica: Absolutely nobody Mr. Furness.
Edward: *Leans forwards towards the kids* Me neither let's get the heck out of here.
*Everybody is in Mr. Krupp's car, yelling at Edward to go faster*
Harold: MR. KRUPP'S GONNA FOUND OUT THAT WE STOLE HIS CAR!!!!!!
Jessica: I can't WAIT to get out of hare. Faster please!
Stanley: I'm already sweating in nervousness!!!!!! I don't want to ruin the seats!!!!!
Dressy: Everybody! Just stay calm-
George: GO FASTER GO FASTER!!!!!!!
Edward, steering the driving wheel: I'M GOING I'M GOING!!!!!!
*As the car picks up speed, Bo is running towards the car carrying Gooch in his arm as the others have forgotten them*
Gooch and Bo: WWWWWAAAAAIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
Incorrect Ttte Quotes 354 Captain Underpants Edition Again Because I Can:
Edward: Why are you two here in my office?
George: I don't know. We were supposed to write about last year's Halloween and what we did.
Harold: But, I think we give some of the teachers panic attacks when they saw our paper. Especially Jerry, I don't think he looks that good.
*Jerry Citizen is on the ground hyperventilating while Edith (Not Edith Anthrope) is trying to calm him down*
Edward: Let me guess, it was about the inflatable monsters that you created.
George: What?!? No! It was a normal experience about us and the M.I.S.F.A.R.T.S going treat-or-tricking! *Gives the paper to Edward* Here look!
Edward, reading the paper: " I had a grat tim when I was chick-a-cret. Jessica had lost a maup on har fass."
Edward: .... Isn't that just "I had a great time when I was trick-or-treating. Jessica had lots of makeup on her face"?
Harold: Wait, you can read our handwriting?!?
Edward: Yeah?... Because my handwriting sucks as well. Back at my universe, I wrote my name and showed to the Fat Controller. And he ended up boggled out of his mind because apparently my "d"s look like "g"s instead.
George: So he said your name as Egwarg..... Oh.....
Incorrect Ttte Quotes 396 Captain Underpants Edition:
Edward: If I had a nickel for every time somebody that I hated in the school got hypnotized by George and Harold and turned into a superhero.
Edward: I get two of them.
*George and Harold are holding onto Captain Underpants' cape for dear life as Sergeant Boxers tries to catch up to them*
Edward: Which isn't a lot but it's weird how it happened twice.
Sorry if my English is not the best. Well this is my first AU, I think it is obvious that it is about an apocalyptic world in itself the plot is zombie nothing new but over time I will show what the virus is about and how the characters got to a certain point especially Goerge, what will it have happened?
Here I present to you the "protagonists" of this AU. Over time they will obtain information about what is happening.
And sorry, I still haven't defined my drawing style well, much less digitally. I'm more into writing stories really.
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"GOOD MORNING—!"
"sorry..."