Incorrect Ttte Quotes 334 Captain Underpants Edition:

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 334 Captain Underpants Edition:

*It's Pride Month and Edward and Mr. Ree are carrying boxes full of LGBTQ stuff. Edward has the gay flag painted on his face by the M.I.S.F.A.R.T.S while Mr. Ree is wearing a bi-colored scarf given to him by Ms. Yewh*

Mr. Ree: Oh, hey Ed.

Edward: Hey Toliette. So, what are you carrying here?

Mr. Ree: Just some stuff to celebrate Pride Month. Jeez, I'm surprised that Krupp would even think of it.

Edward: Ha! I know right? Alright, I'll catch ya later. George and Harold are waiting for me to read their new comic.

Mr. Ree: Yeah, you too.

*The two are about to walk away when they suddenly stop, drop their boxes in shock and point to each other like the Spiderman Pointing meme*

Edward: *Pointing at Mr. Ree* YOU'RE BISEXUAL?!?!

Mr. Ree: *Pointing at Edward* YOU'RE GAY!??!?

Mr. Ree: Wait, hold up. I remember that Harold told me that you have a rainbow pin that you wear and a rainbow flag hanged in your office. I just thought that those were rumors!

Edward: Well, duh! The ring on my finger obviously means that I'm married to a man! But look at you! When I found out that you and Ms. Yewh were dating, I thought you were straight!

Mr. Ree: Well no! Not exactly! I did have some crushes on a couple of guys before I came to the school.

George, in the background: Wow, I just learned something new today.

Harold, with George: Totally.

Favoritism be like:

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 333:

Gordon with Emily:

Emily: Gordon?.... Am I ugly?....

Gordon: Nonsense.... I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful girl in the world!

Gordon with Bill and Ben:

Bill and Ben: *Kicks down the door* Gordon, are we ugly?

Gordon: Very much.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 327:

CM/Swap Thomas, on the verge of sobbing: Hey Gordon?.....

CM/Swap Gordon: Yes little Thomas?

CM/Swap Thomas: Edward's looking really creepy and I don't like it....

CM/Swap Gordon: Oh! Are you talking about him practicing his smile?

CM/Swap Thomas: His smile?????

*Meanwhile*

CM/Swap Edward: *With a forced smile* Does this look good?....

CM/Swap James: Hmmmm.... Maybe try making that smile look a bit bigger. It looks a bit.... Fake. If you know what I mean.

CM/Swap Edward: Okay. *Proceeds to put on a slasher smile* Is this better?....

CM/Swap James: OH DEAR TEN NO. NO, NO, NO. This is going to gave people nightmares!!! Maybe, just go back to the forced smile, it looks less psychotic..... 😓

CM/Swap Edward: *Back to his resting bitch face* Wow, do I really look that scary when I grin?.... (BASED ON THE POST OF MC GORDON GRINNING AND @gold-dust599's JAMES BEING SCARED OF IT)

Incorrect quotes but it’s a musical

My Percy: Okay run this by me one more time 🎵

MC Thomas: Ok, so I know this sounds crazy 🎶

My Percy: It totally is ~ 🎵

MC Thomas: So my Percy built a very complex Karaoke machine 🎶

My Percy: What is he dumb!? 🎵

MC Thomas: Well you see here it not quite that simple 🎶

In the distance

My Henry: *Sick fuckin metal* (nobody can understand wtf he’s saying lmao)🎵🎵🎵

Both: ???

MC Thomas: we’re gonna ignore that 🎶

My Percy: I was hoping you’d say so! But we really have to go, to see what the other me has been making 🎶

MC Thomas: That’s what the fuck I’ve been saying! 🎶

MC Thomas: machine wasn’t so simple! 🎶 it’s very complex! 🎼 my Percy put his skills to the test! 🎵

My Percy: But he failed! 🎶 Why else can’t we bail on this stupid ass singing?! 🎶

MC Thomas: Why don’t you listen! Just come on and listen! 🎶

My Percy: Well hurry up and ramble 🎶 so we don’t shamble our way over to where ever the fuck he is? 🎶

MC Thomas: See the problem is it got hit with a mighty stooooooone ~ 🎼

My Percy: whaaat 🎶 hold on, let me get this straight, 🎶 it got hit a stone?

MC Thomas: Yes I know 🎶 it might sound weird that now we can’t stop singing ~ 🎶

My Percy: Do you know how much pain this is bringing?! 🎶

In the distance a Gordon is Fucking opera level singing and has been holding a note for a little bit (you decide which Gordon lol)

*MC Gordon is singing like an opera singer while MC Percy and Toby are staring at MC Thomas and RW Percy*

MC Toby: Percy...... What is going on?.....

MC Percy: I seriously do not know......

Everything can be canon in the Captain Underpants universe if we just try. 😂😂😂

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 330 Captain Underpants Edition:

Harold: Wait Mr. Furness, you're gay?!?!?!

Edward, absolutely exasperated: HAROLD WHAT DO YOU THINK THE RAINBOW PIN THAT I WEAR AND THE RAINBOW FLAG THAT I PINNED IN MY OFFICE MEANS!?!??!

Harold: Well I thought that you liked rainbows just how I like dolphins!!!!

Edward: Oh my Lady, did your mom not teach you about homosexuality or anything about the LGBTQ community?......

Harold: I don't think so.....

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 332:

Hannah: Sooo, lunch with my sister!

Henrietta: Mhmm!

Hannah: These tacos got me feeling gay as fuck!

Henrietta: Hannah, I told you. We don't use "gay" as happy anymore... That's not how it's used.

Hannah: Oh, my bad y'all. I mean: These tacos got me feeling bisexual as fuck-

Henrietta: HANNAH NO-

Hannah: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY IF I LIKE TACOS?!!?