Godzilla Vs Monkey - Tumblr Posts

6 months ago

Ichi: and this is our bedroom Cole: who sleeps on the top bunk? Ichi: they fight for it every night Ni: the fight can last anywhere from 5 minutes to an hour and the loser gets bottom bunk Cole: what.


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5 months ago

Triangle: I trust Monkey

Ni: You think he knows what he’s doing?

Triangle: …I wouldn’t go that far


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5 months ago

Triangle: everyone get up, I made breakfast

Monkey: It’s 5 AM???

Ni: yeah what the heck

Triangle: Rise with the sun or die by noon

Ichi: …that’s not how the saying goes, who told you that?


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5 months ago

Monkey: He yelled “you can be charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon!”

Ichi: …and?

Monkey: He’d been stabbed in the chest with a sword!

Ichi: Doesn’t that technically count as attempted murder?

Monkey: That’s what I said!


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4 months ago

Monkey: Do you think we’re best friends in every universe?

Triangle: After all the versions of ourselves we’ve met universe hopping, I think we can say without a shadow of a doubt, that no, we are not. Not even close.

Monkey: Good, cause I hate you.

Triangle: Yeah, you suck.


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4 months ago

Ichi: Do you actually trust Monkey?

Triangle: I trust him about as far as I can throw him.

(*does aerial attack*)

Ni: *squints* That’s pretty far.

Triangle: Exactly. Don’t tell him.


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3 months ago

Triangle: I think I’m dying.

Monkey: No, the sky is just falling apart.

Triangle: Oh.

Triangle: …

Triangle: The sky is what.


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3 months ago

Triangle (*driving*): When this baby hits 88 miles per hour-

Ichi: Goji, we are in a BUS on the side of a CLIFF. If you try to go ninety you WILL KILL US ALL!

Monkey: *high pitched screaming*


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11 months ago
A Little Something I Made For Valentines Day! Mecha Kong X Charles Bob Leonard/the Crimson Hunter I Even

a little something I made for Valentine’s Day! Mecha Kong x Charles bob Leonard/the crimson hunter I even made a ship name for them like robothunter!


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