Greek Gods Memes - Tumblr Posts
this is from a sideblog i posted a bunch on for like 2 days and then abandoned but i rly like this post and this blog reaches more of you so appreciate the things that happen in my mind at 1:33 am
greek gods
aphrodite has a long and complicated morning routine including meditation, a complex scincare regimen, and replying to fan letters.
dionysus doesn’t get hangovers (duh. he’s a god) but pretends he feels crummy just for an excuse to stay in bed later. also he was out till like 5 am so like
hestia has no time for any sort of ‘slow living’ morning routine or whatever. she gets up, washes her face, and gets to work at the hearth.
zeus has no idea what a morning routine is. even if he did, he would not have one.
demeter grows mint on her windowsill and makes fresh tea every morning. she drinks it outside as the sun rises over the grain fields.
hermes goes for a run and maybe steals something (anything) along the way. thievery gives him this rush that just running never could. back on olympus, he checks his twitter.
artemis gets up around 8, picks the blood from yesterday’s hunt out from under her fingernails, and heads out for the day.
apollo wakes up between 10 and 11. first thing he does is text his most recent love interest. repeatedly. until they reply. and then some after that. also he is the sun god and therefore already has the best glow so why even bother washing his face
hera begins each day with an ambrosia and nectar face mask, a trenta filled completely with espresso alone (not recommended for mortals. or other gods, for that matter) and a fresh manicure. she is completely ready and awake by 8am.
posiedon goes for a quick swim (only a few miles) and polishes his trident.
athena wakes up at a time specifically chosen based off of her sleep habits for maximum energy during the day. she gets a glass of water and then reads for about an hour.
ares sets his alarm clock for 4am every day so he can be the first person at the gym. many mornings, he breaks his alarm clock in a fit of rage. on these mornings, he spends the first 5 minutes on amazon, ordering a new alarm clock. then he drinks a massive whey protien shake and heads to the gym.
hades takes cerberus for a walk to the river styx and back and then begins his work for the day.
Yes.
GREEK GODS AS ANIMATED TEXTS :D
low effort Olympian memes :)
ZEUS
POSEIDON
HADES
HERA
DEMETER
HESTIA
APOLLO
ARTEMIS
ATHENA
HEPHAESTUS
ARES
APHRODITE
DIONYSUS
HERMES
Poorly commenting on Art I photographed part 2
*electric boogaloo*
Goofy as octopus
Someones action figure collection
Grasshopper with cane and tophat????
croco containers for some reason
Second iteration of smöl cow
Dog sleeping on urn should be brought back tbh
Abs.
Zeus selfie 130bc (colorized)
"Oh! My eye tweezers!" - my mum (a doctor)
Last but not least: the eepy