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Relationship headcannons for Baizhu plz? Fluff
Relationship headcanons for Baizhu, yes? Ok, I'll try my best with the bit information we have about him ^.^. I hope you like it! I try to keep it fluffy.
Note: I tried to keep it fluffy, but I'm not used to it I hope it's wholesome enough >.<
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Being in a Relationship with Dr. Baizhu means:
also being in a realtionship with Bubu Pharmacy. As soon as you set a foot into the building you will be handled like your part of it. This includes:
Getting cocomilk from Qiqi as soon as she sees you or get the task to hunt the Cocogoat for her!
Gui, who draws you into a little conversation about this and that and informs you about the current state of the doctor.
Baizhu, who teases you about hopefully coming by for him and not because there is something wrong with your health.
Changsheng will be just as snarky to you as she is to the green-haired one. She won't go easy on you just because your Baizhus darling ( she mightbe even meaner because of it but in a loveable way)
In the beginning, it's really hard to distinguish between his fake emotions, his artificial and perfectly parcticed smile and the real Dr. Baizhu. It can be really hard to get under his scales.
Face the fact that he can't get red (mentally nor physically) but he adores it to make you blush at the most unpredicted moments. He just loves to see your emotions so honest in your face without you having the possibility to hide them.
He will act all professional in public but get too close and he will serenade you with sweet nothings and seducing chants right into your ear when only you can hear them.
his health isn't the best, but he will drag you out into nature as often as he can. Or he will command you to take Qiqi out for a stroll if he feels too weak. Spontaneous picnics and walks, as soon as his physical condition allows it, become normality.
he will make sure you don't get sick so quickly and if you do, he will take the best care of you. If you are chronically ill, he already has a plan to make your everyday life as easy as possible. After all, he has practice…
No one knows the secret language of flowers as well as he does (except perhaps the Dendro Archon). Expect secret messages and invitations through bouquets of flowers suddenly lying on your desk or bed. Wonder how he got in?
He is strictly against PDA but he will flirt you into the ground with words. As soon as you are for yourselves, however, he will immediately emphasize his words with deft touches and teasing strokes.
If he has overworked himself again, he will fall exhausted into your arms as soon as the doors of the Pharmacy are closed.
Expect to take his glasses off regularly should he fall asleep while studying again. Or wake him up when he nods off again in an unhealthy position.
His words can become severe, but in his eyes, at least for you, you can read quite well how great his concern for you is.
Feeding shedule
First off all, this is purley headcanon stuff I made up and it is probably proven wrong as soon as he's released (as it was written before his release). As my other fanfictions are... (But I'm interested in how much is wrong exactly).
Second is the fact that my character is probably not to the taste of everyone here, since they are a person that isn't well versed in the matter of handling a disabled person. They are not yet capable of treating every disabled person to their liking as much as they are not able to treat every nondisabled person to their liking. This is a learning process. No one is an expert right away and so mistakes are made, that's where people usually learn from the most. And everyone wants to be treated differently! This isn't meant as a good example in any way!
If you want to critize something or explain something to others in my comment-section go for it. If you just want to rant about 'stupid ableist scum', do us the favor an stick it up your ass. I won't tolerate it.
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"Hey, by the way, as your cook I think I should also know what your favourite food is?"
The Pharmacist looked up from the prescriptions he was writing. Startled by your sudden question: "There's this dish, relatively handy to prevent and alleviate dryness, which I suffer from relatively often, hehe."
You snapped your fingers right in front of his face, which earned you an irritated look from the doctor.
"What's YOUR favorite food? Let me put it another way. Just imagine a day when your illness leaves you mostly alone, your stomach doesn't bitch, and your taste buds don't overreact. What is your favorite food then, if you can get your hands on it. And no, it doesn't have to be that healthy either, for once. A quilty pleasure, if you will. I want to be ready should it occur."
The green-haired one stared into space for a moment, overwhelmed, before he began to think. It seemed to be visibly difficult for him to see past all his limitations. A small part of you even started to feel bad for also reminding him of what he would so rarely be able to have.
You quietly began to serve him his green tea, not wanting to rush him as well, knowing how little he could stand it.
Meanwhile, his gaze wandered in the direction of Wangmin Restaurant, then towards Xinyue Kiosk. He even leaned back swingingly and placed his fingers under chin in a thinker pose.
He had really never allowed himself this thought in his life!
"Although I'm usually forced to limit myself to simple soup, broth, rice and congee, I'm never averse to a good noodle soup: With rice vermicelli, thick pieces of braised pork belly, smoked tofu and two tea egg halves. But I probably should cut short the portion by half or even thirds even on a good day, or I'm going to regret it the hours afterwards."
Your guilt only increased as a result. But it was now no longer possible for you to take back the question and an elegant excuse would not occur to you either.
Just as you wanted to start something, his airy voice interrupted you:
His serpentine tongue flicked as if by itself barely noticeable to emphasize his point of craving described dish.
"For dessert, if the rare moment occures that I crave something sweet, I prefer any little pastry filled with salted egg yolk and or lotus seed paste, huh. Whereas tapioca pudding cooked with coconut milk is also really delicious, but forget the extra sugar some put into it. However, when I need something sweet on a normal day, I usually stick to simple guilinggao... maybe with coconut cream…"
"That's a good start…"
"Hey! What about me, when will you asssk me?", Changsheng had reared back and punished you with a sideways glance.
"I don't want to confuse your preferences, give me a second. Besides, Baizhu has already warned me not to pay too much attention to you when it comes to food. Don't you hunt most of it yourself?"
Baizhu let out a small laugh before stroking his partner's little head soothingly, "Did you like the little onigiri made from chicken that much?"
(The other day you tried to make some Onigiri, a specialety from Inazuma, as you thought it had a rather subtle taste and might be easy to stomach cause of its few ingredients. A sudden strike of inspiration made you then form another tiny one out of cooked and grounded chicken meat for Changsheng as a small treat. They both rather liked it and it found its way on you list of everyday suitable dishes for the Doctor.)
"It wasss quite acceptable." with those words she disappeared back into the curtain of green strands.
Changsheng's personal way of praising someone, you probably couldn't expect more, but that was more than enough for you. It was hard enough to win over her stubborn character. Sometimes you wondered if the pharmacist just wasn't that strict with her, or if he had a secret fondness for people who weren't afraid to treat him and others rather brusquely. After all, most people treated him like fragile porcelain.
Like you just wished you did the other moment...
You wondered yourself where the thought came from but shoved it away to rethink it later by taking a blank sheet off the notepad on the table and writing down the new information about your boss.
"Any allergies or intolerances apart from the daily fluctuations?"
Baizhu chuckled at your sudden professionalism, eyeing you with a gentle gaze: "As you're already know since the incident the other day, I'm extremely lactose intolerant. I can't even smell cow's milk without getting sick. Other than that I have no direct allergies, only that I tolerate some things just one day more and the other not."
A warm, true smile apeared on his lips: A truely rare sight, as he witnessed you actually writing everything down what he told you and what he just mention on the side. Like the fact that he needs smaller portions than what one would anticipate for a actually tall man like him.
Your sadly didn't notice much of it, since you were preoccupied making the notes and formulating your next questions.
"Anything you simply don't like? Flavours, smells, consistencies and such?"
"I don't like slimy foods or those with a pungent smell to it. That fermented soybean dish from Inazuma: whilst high on nutrients, wrong in any other way possible if you ask me."
Changsheng pushed her little head foreward for a informative comment: "If I remember correctly did you call it a 'gruessome abomination' and a 'Food maltreatment' lassst time..."
Baizhu simply waved his hand infront of her to shush her, before smiling apologetically for being called out badmouthing a indeed healthy dish that harshly.
You couldn't help laughing, longing a little for the day when Baizhu would drop his doctor facade in front of you and just be himself. At least once in a while. Until then, you would be content with Changsheng's unadorned glimpses into the inner life of this complex man.
"Ok this means no stinky tofu, no okra should I ever get my hands on them, careful with seaweed and mushrooms, no thousand-year eggs or Baluten..."
"The last two are an exception! No matter if I think I won't like it I at least try it once... those two are actually quite nice I found out... raw egg is also alright with me."
"The Baluten that developed for 21 daysss isss the bessst!"
It was hard for you to write down the embryo egg dish, but since you cooked for him (and Gui and Qiqi occassionaly) it didn't matter if the idea of it didn't sit with you to well, you would probably try it but in the end it was for you boss. He was supposed to get what he liked.
"Oh and spicy food only when I ask specifically about it. While I crave some spicy shrimp soup from time to time it is always a gambling game", he laid a hand on his visible stomach at the remorseful memory of the last time he obviously lost the coin flip: "Exclusive spices and multilayered tasting shenanigans are sadly pearls cast before swine with me. I don't taste much these days... Oh, and what I can taste I can't destinct from the smell of it like most humans are able to. Haha, I warned you, that cooking for me will be a fulltime job."
"I don't mind it, otherwise I wouldn't have offered it to you. Like that I can work off my dept to Bubu Pharmacy and earn something after that and you are spared from Gui's and Changsheng's scolding because you forgot to eat... again."
In your mind's eye, the memory played out of Gui actually feeding the doctor a small bowl of white rice while he was hunched over notes sorting out his schedule for the next day. As if his affliction didn't drain him enough every day….
"I love you the most" BaizhuxReader
Some rather angsty BaizhuxReader (genderneutral) fluff... I felt like it. It's very short but please enjoy!
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"All my life I swore to love any individual creature equally and give no one a priority and then you waltz into my pharmacy and home and throw my emotions around like that!"
You were taken aback by his words, but even more by his agitated manner toward you all of a sudden. What exactly did he want to achieve with that? What made him blow up like that? And why didn't you notice anything of that beforehand? Did you really where that blind towards his attitude or was he even better at hiding his true emotions than you antcipated? How did this argument even start?
After you blinked a few times you turned around to sort out your own thoughts and give him some space, you heard him stepping out from behind the counter and then felt him hugging you from behind. Every fiber of his body was tensed to the utmost, his heart pounded noticeable against your back. Slowly he put his head on your shoulder: "I love you…" his whisper was broken, as if he was afraid of what calamity it might cause to say these words out loud, if they really meant something.
Your own heart skipped a few beats as this sentence reached your consciousness pulling you merciless to the here and now, "You're weird, you know that?", was the only sentence you could utter.
He hugged you even thighter driven by his fear of your rejection "Tell me something I don't fucking know."
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"..."
"I love you too."
The pharmacist audibly drew in his breath, then nothing happened for a moment. It was unusual to see him hesitate for so long, when he usually had a reaction and answer to everything rightaway in the most lifethreatening situations.
"You know how high the chances are that this ends in a tragedy?"
"It is somehow rather calming to know that beforhand for once, it won't lull me into a false sense of safety and make each day even more precious."
Slowly he turned you around in his arms before he looked deep into your eyes. His vertical pupils blown wide in adoration. It made your heart flutter to see the normally reservated and heady physician so docile. You put your arms around his neck and slowly pulled him closer to you, while your pulse continued to increase. Your lips were now only a few centimeters apart.
Just when the doubts in your mind were about to gain the upper hand, he closed the gap between you.
All the pent up emotions towards you were put into that kiss and made you stumble backwards a bit, while your subconscious tried to counter it with the same intensity. In any other situation, the sudden strength of your counterpart would probably have made you laugh in amazement.
But now was not the time.
Meanwhile on the steps to Bubu Pharmacy
"They look rather good together don't you think so too, Changsheng?" Gui gave her little head a lift so she could see the two lovebirds with her "own" eyes.
"I'm just glad thossse two got to it finally. It has been pure torture to watch them pining behind each othersss back for so long... do you have an idea how many times I had to witness Baizhu lament over thisss? Humansss have a knack for making it harder for themselvesss..."
Gui only answered her rhetorical question with a guilty chuckle.
