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1 year ago
For Those Wondering What Cole's Boss Looked Like (all .5 Of You :P), Wonder No More! Here's Guzatirka,

For those wondering what Cole's boss looked like (all .5 of you :P), wonder no more! Here's Guzatirka, in the flesh! His wings may not work the best anymore, but he knows his way around the mailroom—and so long as he can walk around and keep his people's spirits up, he'll work to keep Kobetirka going and the parcels flowing.

(Don't worry, he covers for his employees' medical costs.)


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1 year ago
A warehouse scene. Cole (A green insect-looking character) looks towards his boss Guzatirka (a pink insect-looking character with a moustache) from behind the wheel of a forklift, saying "You're too late, Guza! I am now FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!" He then proceeds to maniacally laugh...
...A few moments later, Cole's laugh becomes a scream as the forklift skids and crashes into a shelving unit in the warehouse, causing one of the massive crates to fall towards him.

Pride cometh before the fall.

(Don't worry, Cole was okay. But his forklift certification was revoked.)

And a variant that doesn't have Cole's gloating in the way:

Pride Cometh Before The Fall.
Pride Cometh Before The Fall.

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9 months ago
A warehouse scene. Cole (A green insect-looking character) looks towards his boss Guzatirka (a pink insect-looking character with a moustache) from behind the wheel of a forklift, saying "You're too late, Guza! I am now FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!" He then proceeds to maniacally laugh...
...A few moments later, Cole's laugh becomes a scream as the forklift skids and crashes into a shelving unit in the warehouse, causing one of the massive crates to fall towards him.

Pride cometh before the fall.

(Don't worry, Cole was okay. But his forklift certification was revoked.)

And a variant that doesn't have Cole's gloating in the way:

Pride Cometh Before The Fall.
Pride Cometh Before The Fall.

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