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mistilteinn-magolor

1 year ago

GUYS

HALTMANN IS A REAL LAST NAME IM LOSING MY SHIT PLEASE HELP

ALSO SUSANNA IS REAL NOT SUSIE NOT MAX BUT SUSANNA

SHE JUST LIVED AND DIED WHAT A LIFE O7

GUYS THE HWC OPERATES FROM THE MIDWEST (REAL)

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allthewrongkirbyquotes

4 years ago

Susie applies to Haltmann Works Co.

Haltmann: I called your references.

Susie: Fuck.

Haltmann: They said you're great.

Susie: Nice.

Haltmann: They also said you'd beat them up if they said otherwise.

Susie: Fuck.

Haltmann: And your resume says 'hire me or I'll beat you up'.

Susie: Yeah.

Haltmann: I called the cops.

Susie: Fuck.

Haltmann: They said you'd beat them up if they came.

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susie haltmann allthewrongkirbyquotes source: twitter

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